What does your 'sign' say? (Inspired by binny)

[swanmom]

Binny started this ... she says there must be a sign on the front of her car that says "Cut me off." Well, there's a sign on the front door of my house that says "It's Every Appliance in Bummick's House Break-Down or Crap-Out Week."
What's your sign say???????

 

[SuiteDisney]

My sign says... You wanted a child, you got it... now have fun dealing with a teenager.

 

[worm761]

ours apparently reads that we are a bank, please ask us for a loan! and there are two on my car... one says cut me off then hit the brakes! i like it!! the other says that we are a taxi, and we are free! hop on in!!

sorry...having a bad week!

 

[Saffron]

Mine says: "Privacy? What's that?"

 

[Tuffcookie]

She, who must be obeyed!

TC

 

[Serena]

Hit me, I dare ya!

 

[Sonya]

A life? You don't need a life.

 

[Nikki_Nikki]

Depends on my mood. It bounces between

K.I.S.S. (Keep it simple stupid)

or

QUIET PLEASE! There's world domination in progress.

 

[Krisu]

Gee...I have that very same sign at my house

 

[DocRafiki]

I have a sign reading "Public Service - Will Work For Free"

(yes, it happened AGAIN today... woman comes to pick up her very sick cat and had no IDEA she would have to pay! )