What do you want to see in a Star Wars Land?

Mr Mannn

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I want to see Tatooine. Specifically, the Cantina. The cantina should be a place to buy drinks and light snacks, not a full fledged eatery. Like in the movie, its a bar.

The bar tender is a surly human. aliens are there. Robots get kicked out.
and the band is animatronic, always there.
Its a meet and greet locale, for Han and Chewy.

The Death Star must be a ride. Or a stunt show. Nah, the name alone screams "E ticket Ride!"

I would pay for a Whack A Mole with Jar Jar's head.

I could see a Jedi Temple and gift shop
Build an Ewock
Starwalkers a hidden name for Starbucks

An Endor Speeder Bike ride *

Hmmm. We'll need a Younglings ride. Maybe a play area in Yoda's hut...

and a Dark Side of the Park...! The Empire controlled side. Sith Gifts....
A sith oriented place to eat with comedians working the crowd, dressed as the Emperor, Rebel spies, or Boba Fett.

The stage show (this will be in Hollywood studios after all) will be at Jaba's palace. and a big animatronic Jaba will be there with C-3PO translating.

Just a few thoughts,
* though I can't claim the Speeder Bike idea, I read it here somewhere.

Hmmm, we need to find a way to work the Dole Pineapple Whip in there somewhere.
 
I'd think the Death Star would have to be used somehow. Pod racing has a good ride potential. Ewoks would be a good fit for all ages.
 
I could see the pizza place next to tatooine traders being redone for the cantina...as for what we WILL see, I think we will have to wait at least until Dec to get some good ideas as they said they want to be sure to include things from Episode 7 in the design...since there is already some original trilogy elements, and most SW fans don't want anything from episodes 1-3...this seems like a smart move on their part.

What do I really want? a full sized Falcon walk into for a ride...don't care what the ride is...just walking up the ramp to get on it would be amazing.
 

The Cantina is the biggest no brainer in the history of theme parks. I hope they do it right. …but I fear that the line to belly up to that bar would be *literally* the longest line at WDW.

Another must do, IMHO, is the Death Star dark/thrill ride. Sneak in with Obi-Wan to disable the shield, spy on Grand Moff Tarkin on the bridge, narrowly escape being crushed in the trash compactor, navigate the trench in your X-Wing, then use the force to explode the Death Star.

THE place to eat on Tatooine, is Jabba's Palace: complete with slave girl, dancing acts, subjects giving tribute to Jabba, and of course - Jabba & Selacious Crumb. R2D2 should serve drinks, literally. Good luck getting a seat.

Also in Tatooine: the Pod racing roller coaster. :)

Endor Ewok treehouse/kids playground.

BIG Jedi training center, complete with a visit from Yoda.

The Jawa's Sandcrawler gifts.
 
They should build a Death Star the size of Spaceship Earth.

I say it would never happen (but then again there was the hat). But you did make my heart skip a beat!!! I would die.

Tatooine is easy, agree the the Cantina is a big ol' DUH. I want it all!!! The forests of Endor, swaps of Dagobah, Awesomeness of Coriscant, beauty of Naboo. So many opportunities!!!

I'm not asking for much, LOL.
 
Most of what I want to see has been covered already.

Pod Racers would cover the prequels.

For the original trilogy let's take Toy Story Mania and mash it with Mission Space and have you in the Falcon's turret for the Death Star escape scene. You could walk through a mockup of the Falcon as part of the queue.

Do another eticket based on a scene from the new movie.

There needs to be some type of a showcase area where artifacts and props from the movies can be displayed along with a short documentary playing

Finally, move the Jedi academy in the Jedi Temple.
 
I say forget about Star Wars land altogether....











And build a Star Wars PARK!

There's too much good stuff in Star Wars to only dedicate a small land inside a park. They could make the different planets + death star as lands inside the park. Think about it. How cool would that be to be able to not only hang out in the Cantina but to also walk around outside in Mos Eisley, Tatooine? Maybe we'll be able to hop on a shuttle to Naboo or take a tour through the Ewok village on the Endor moon.

I'm not even gong to mention all the things they can do with a full park but you know there's enough content to fill it. Everything you guys have mentioned so far and tons more.

Hey, we can dream can't we?
 
A lot of what I'm reading seems like it's been covered already in the Star Tours ride.

-Podracing scene... check
-Death Star scene... albeit the lame half built one... check
-Speeder bikes... check

I do agree the Cantina is a must do, and rumors I've read seem to think it's all but certain. But that could be coming from the bus driver's union so who knows.

I like the idea of a 3-d variety show having to do with Jabba's palace, with him up in the owner's box, a la MuppetVision with Stadler and Waldorf.

Also there were plans floated around a while back for a dueling trench run roller coaster between an x-wing and a tie-fighter. Yes please.
 
They should build a Death Star the size of Spaceship Earth.

In a different thread months ago I suggested the easy work-around to this is to project the Death Star onto the existing Spaceship Earth. Much like they did with Mike from Monsters Inc. It would make a great backdrop for an announcement for new Star Wars related expansions, although confusing if they're not at EPCOT and at DHS instead.

Spaceship-Earth-Mike-Wazowski.jpg
 
In a different thread months ago I suggested the easy work-around to this is to project the Death Star onto the existing Spaceship Earth. Much like they did with Mike from Monsters Inc. It would make a great backdrop for an announcement for new Star Wars related expansions, although confusing if they're not at EPCOT and at DHS instead.

Spaceship-Earth-Mike-Wazowski.jpg

I'll take it a step further. Broadcast the image of the deathstar on Spaceship earth like the Mike W, and have it "shoot" and destroy the wizards hat, backlot tour and whatever else is getting altered in HS. Thus introducing HS as the rebel stronghold.
 
I'll take it a step further. Broadcast the image of the deathstar on Spaceship earth like the Mike W, and have it "shoot" and destroy the wizards hat, backlot tour and whatever else is getting altered in HS. Thus introducing HS as the rebel stronghold.

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As a Star Wars fan I think I'll be content with whatever they put out there...hopefully.

That said, what I want to see is an attraction that doesn't take three years to build. Once the shovels crack the earth I want see that thing up and running in 18 months or less.
 












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