What do you call a fish with no eyes?

[dcentity2000]

A fsh.



Rich::

 

[Cogswel_Cogs]

Anything you want.
Its not like he will know who said it.

 

[DrCavin]

I would think you call a fish with one eye a fish.....

 

[shrubber]

What does a fish say when it swims into a concrete wall?





DAM!

 

[Deb in IA]

Blind.

 

[dcentity2000]

What does a fish say when it swims into a concrete wall?





DAM!

Rich::

 

[kimmar067]

Blind.

...visually impaired...

 

[Cogswel_Cogs]

MARY

(Can I get a little help from a Marx Brothers Fan)

 

[LunchladyDoris]

Dinner.

 

[pixiewings71]

A fsh.



Rich::

What does a fish say when it swims into a concrete wall?





DAM!

Dinner.

You must be hungry

 

[funkychunkymonkey]

duhhh you call it "fish sticks!"

 

[Cogswel_Cogs]

There's a knock at the door. Baravelli opens the peephole.
Baravelli: Who are you?
Wagstaff: I'm fine, thanks. Who are you?
Baravelli: I'm fine too, but you can't come in unless you give the password.
Wagstaff: Well, what is the password?
Baravelli: Oh no, you gotta tell me! (pause) Hey, I tell you what I do...I give you three guesses...It's the name of a fish...
Wagstaff: Is it Mary?
Baravelli: Ha, ha! Atsa no fish!
Wagstaff: She isn't? Well, she drinks like one. Let me see...Is it sturgeon?
Baravelli: Hey, you're crazy! A sturgeon, he's a doctor cuts you open whena you sick. Now I give you one more chance.
Wagstaff: I got it! Haddock!
Baravelli: Atsa funny, I gotta haddock too. Wagstaff: What do you take for a haddock

 

[funkychunkymonkey]

I dont tell jokes but I find this funny
http://jackiewilson.blogspot.com/search/label/Ninja Cocaine Kitty its about a cat. It made me laugh

 

[Feralpeg]

A fsh.



Rich::

I think all that cold weather is getting to you, Rich!

 

[MickeySP]

I wouldn't call him, he is a fish. I don't speak fish

Is there a Rosetta for fish?