Deep fried squirrel, after being marinated in Teriyaki sauce. Served with tangled tendrils of spring baby lettuce (Wont say baby what) Drizzled upon said squirrel motley mocha/chocolate sauce, made with real motlies.
For Dessert; lady fingers, mm they were good, they were served with genuine chocolate ganache for an extra pizazz in taste. How my taste buds were just a flutter with delight and joy. Now, I wish to thank my most generous donor's ........ I meant contributors with whom out, my lovely dessert would not have come to fruition. And I would like to add that all of these fine ladies, will be receiving a very generous discount on all future manicures.
Ah..... one lady finger is left, and I shall not be sharing it either..... Bonne Appetit foolish mortals!