Right, time for my two cents... from worst to not as terrible:
1. Restaurant Marrakesh - I know some people have said that once the ideas behind the food were explained to them by a cast member they appreciated it more. But I'm not such a nice person as that and I feel that if you've got to give me a philosophy about your food in order for me to be able to tolerate it, then I'm just not going to eat your food.

Especially when Tangerine Cafe is

amazingly good. I'll never understand that one.
2. Portobello Yacht Club - This one gets a worst from me because of the service I got while I was there. I know it could have just been an off night, but the food wasn't fantastic enough for me to bother giving this place a second chance when I've got other restaurants on the list that are sure things. Plus, there's just not that many restaurants at Disney I don't like! I'm clutching at straws!
3. Nine Dragons - Here's where we get into the 'meh' category. Nine Dragons isn't bad, it just isn't great either. I could get the same food from my local take away place, only it would be a whole heck of a lot cheaper.
4. Plaza Restaurant - Once again, just not great. Boring, average food with the downside of being an uncomfortably small location.
5. Rose and Crown - It's pub food. I'm lucky enough that if I want pub grub I can get it around the corner. And my local doesn't smell like old Play-Doh. (I don't know if anybody else has noticed that distinctive aroma in there, but trust me on this one.

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6. Mama Melrose - I went once, I wouldn't go again unless somebody I was with really wanted to go. Another place that just serves average food.
7. Any CS location at AK -

I know, blanket statements are bad, but I just don't like anything they serve there. This is entirely a matter of personal taste.
8. Any CS location at MGM, er DS - Come on, you knew this was coming.

I don't like pizza, so that takes away the only edible CS food at DS and leaves me walking happily over to the Yacht and Beach Club for some Beaches and Cream. Yum.
9. Sunshine Seasons and Electric Umbrella at Epcot - I just can't find anything to strike my fancy at either place. Sunshine Seasons seems to try too hard to be exotic while Electric Umbrella threw in the towel a long time ago and decided to offer the most basic of 'American' fast food. No thanks, Mexico's just a few steps away!
10. California Grill -

I know, wait while I justify this... I'd probably go back without any fuss. I just happen to have had a really terrible experience at CG because I became really really ill during my meal and had to leave. It wasn't CG's fault, it wasn't anybody's fault, I just feel a little queezy when I think about it.
And that's me done. Whew! That wasn't easy. I'm much better at the places I like!
