Whacky beach attire

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

Just had to share, today at the beach there was a woman, a "pooh-size" if you will. I really don't care about other peoples body types, but it is pertinent info. Anyways, she had on an itsy bitsy teeny weeny red bikini and on her butt it said "WISH YOU WERE HERE". then when she turned around on her top it said "AND HERE". OMG there was no way you could not help but have a jaw drop moment.

It was classic.

 

[mom2rb]

I am now in fear of going to the beach.

 

[sweet angel]

You went to the beach again? How many kids did you take this time?

That would've dropped my jaw as well!

 

[nemesis]

You should see what they wear at a Nascar Race!!!!

 

[diznygirl]

The water parks are a very scary place.

I should just jab a red hot poker into my eye before going to Blizzard Beach - but since I haven't I still have flashbacks.......

 

[luvflorida]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! When I go to the beach, all I want to see is sun, sand, and surf.

 

[Liberty Belle]

She must have some confidence! More power to her (but I really wouldn't have wanted to see it, either, not that she has to please me...).

 

[ADisneygirl]

I try not to look around at others attire too much while at the beach. I go there to see the ocean and feel the peace. But...... the worst attire I've seen is the older men in either speedos or the ones who wear black socks and sandals with their shorts. Seems cliche, but I've really seen it. It's for real.

 

[Michie]

Just how far are you from the beach, do you have a guest room, and will the kids be gone anytime soon?

 

[Pop Daddy]

it was you, wasn't it

 

[JESW]

Ha!

One of the strangest things I saw was at a recent visit to Typhoon Lagoon. The kids & I were eating lunch when a 3-generation family walked by - about 3 year old dd, mom about in her 20's, and gma about in her 40's with the "B" word written across her butt. Real niiiiccccceeee.

Jill

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

You went to the beach again? How many kids did you take this time?

That would've dropped my jaw as well!

I go to the beach everyday. But this time only had 4 kids and a husband

the worst attire I've seen is the older men in either speedos .

I tell ya, this "lady" had the olad man speedo wearing dude beat.

Just how far are you from the beach, do you have a guest room, and will the kids be gone anytime soon?

1/2 mile yes to a guest room and the kids will start college in 8-10 years. Won't you come stay with us Auntie Michie?

it was you, wasn't it

You wish

 

[JustHolly]

OOooops.... I wouldn't have worn that suit to the beach if I knew another DIS'er would be there....

In all seriousness. the funniest I've seen at the beach is the old man with long, shoulder length white hair wearing a thong. He hangs out (no pun intended) at Siesta Key beach in Sarasota. I snapped a picture.

 

[DisneyMommyMichelle]

 

[PirateKitty]

Oh thats just not right