we're DRIVING? With 2 KIDS UNDER 2?! WDW or INSANITY here we COME (INSANITY)

[rmom50]

Hi DMMichelle!

 

[DisneyMommyMichelle]

Hi guys!! you all are sooo sweet! and just for that i will have another update tomorrow!! i'm watching ER right now, so no time to write too much

Thanks again for tuning into the trip report from crazy town!!!

 

[daisy_77]

DMM-I am loving your TR!
I like that you can have a good time and not take things so seriously. You have a great attitude!
AND
Your enthusiasm for Pop is making me reconsider POFQ and save some $$ and stay at Pop!
I look forward to reading more!!
P.S. Your DD and DS are sooo adorable!

 

[DisneyMommyMichelle]

Thanks again!!! i will have more once these kids take a nap! haha!!

Yes, i am a HUGE POP fan!! it's just so much fun there! I think a lot of it is the simple customer service.

 

[Poohbear77]

At one point the urge to potty got me and i had to go RIGHT THEN! so i hurry to the bathroom only to see a CM there and they tell me that the bathroom is CLOSED!! He told me to go to McDonalds! i knew i would never ever ever make it!! So i sent DH into the mens room and he said it was empty...Well once the CM walked away i ran in and peed faster than i've ever gone before!! I washed my hands and was out in seriously less than 3 minutes!

Oh girl, I have SO been there My husband can testify that he has stood guard outside many a mens bathroom. By the way, have you ever noticed how much cleaner the mens bathroom seems to be then the womans

Great installment

 

[IkeandMike]

DMM, you are soooo brave, I would have just walked to McDonalds and had the accident. Next time, it's caution to the wind. I will pull a DMM.

Still loving the report and can't wait for more.

 

[DisneyMommyMichelle]

Ohhh YES!!! ladies if you get a chance to use the mens room , please do!! check it out!!! 95% of the time it is CLEANER than the ladies room!!!!

Here is a tip for you!

TIP FROM DMM

At a concert, basketball game or the like, the ladies room SNAKES around the entire venue at halftimes and breaks and AFTER the game...the mens room is a simple in and out! Just keep your eyes focused straight ahead and walk in like you own the place! wanna know why?? Cause it's QUICKER and TOTALLY cleaner! Go for it! and if you get wierd looks just tell em DMM sent ya

 

[DisneyMommyMichelle]

Squeezing the Love outta You!

Soo I roll over in bed and decide to wake up, when i see my little boy smiling at me from his little nest in the pack n play he looks soo cute and i wonder how long he's just been standing there waiting for someone to come upon him??

I go over and get him...I pick up the cutest boy in the universe and give him the biggest good morning hug/Squeeze combo!!!



THEN i let out the biggest SQUEAL known to man! (i seriously must have woken up ALL of the 80s section!!) DH jumps out of bed and wants to know what's wrong?!?!

DMM:

What's WRONG?!?!?!!?

DH:

YES, what is wrong!

DMM:

ohhhhhhOOHHHHHHHHEwwwww..WWWWW

DH:

WHA?T?!?!?!
(he turns on the light)
OH NO!


YUP! many of you mothers have guessed it by now!

I SQUEEZED the poop out of my little guy! DMM was covered from the front and my arms that squeezed the back were coated! and the little guy was LAUGHING!

I was gagging and soooo not sure what to do! DH just kept shaking his head...but what's this??? i look closer and he has TEARS streaming down his face!?!?!?!?!?! AUGHH!!!!

I walk towards the bathroom toss DS in the tub and tell DH to have at it, while i try and somehow clean myself up in the sink!! it was EVERYWHERE! blahhh!!!

So warning to all, DO NOT give hugs to babies in the AM! check the diaper first!

I checked the play pen, and not a drop, so i literally squeezed it to the top!

-----\
I made sure to deoderize and clean up the room as best as i could and leave a big tip in case the room still smelled! we emptied out our own garbage and EVERYTHING! hahaah!! (so what did i tip for!? )

Since we were all up pretty early, we drove to DAK and we made it in time for opening!!!

 

[mickeyfan2]

Squeezing the Love outta You!

Soo I roll over in bed and decide to wake up, when i see my little boy smiling at me from his little nest in the pack n play he looks soo cute and i wonder how long he's just been standing there waiting for someone to come upon him??

I go over and get him...I pick up the cutest boy in the universe and give him the biggest good morning hug/Squeeze combo!!!



THEN i let out the biggest SQUEAL known to man! (i seriously must have woken up ALL of the 80s section!!) DH jumps out of bed and wants to know what's wrong?!?!

DMM:

What's WRONG?!?!?!!?

DH:

YES, what is wrong!

DMM:

ohhhhhhOOHHHHHHHHEwwwww..WWWWW

DH:

WHA?T?!?!?!
(he turns on the light)
OH NO!


YUP! many of you mothers have guessed it by now!

I SQUEEZED the poop out of my little guy! DMM was covered from the front and my arms that squeezed the back were coated! and the little guy was LAUGHING!

I was gagging and soooo not sure what to do! DH just kept shaking his head...but what's this??? i look closer and he has TEARS streaming down his face!?!?!?!?!?! AUGHH!!!!

I walk towards the bathroom toss DS in the tub and tell DH to have at it, while i try and somehow clean myself up in the sink!! it was EVERYWHERE! blahhh!!!

So warning to all, DO NOT give hugs to babies in the AM! check the diaper first!

I checked the play pen, and not a drop, so i literally squeezed it to the top!

-----\
I made sure to deoderize and clean up the room as best as i could and leave a big tip in case the room still smelled! we emptied out our own garbage and EVERYTHING! hahaah!! (so what did i tip for!? )

Since we were all up pretty early, we drove to DAK and we made it in time for opening!!!

Tag Fairy - DMM needs a tag that says "She squeezed the poop out of DS".

 

[DisneyMommyMichelle]

ooooo that would NOT be good!!

i'm on the run right now, so hopefully i can check in tomorrow!!!

 

[Tinkerbell_Girl]

I SQUEEZED the poop out of my little guy! DMM was covered from the front and my arms that squeezed the back were coated! and the little guy was LAUGHING!

 

[pigget74]

ready for the next edition

 

[NewEnglandCamper]

YES, you read that correctly! DMM and her DH have lost their minds! We have decided to drive to THE WORLD with our 2 kids! OH NO! So Let's get ready to LEAVVVVVEEE!!

Yup we leave late late late wednesday night, may as well be Thursday!

Hi Mommy Michelle... we are another INSANE family that is driving to Disney World with 3 kids from New England in a Toyota Camry. Airline tickets were way out of our price range so we decided to travel by car. We've done the trip to Virigina many times so we are troopers. I'm hoping that our 2 year old won't pull hair and that our 12 and 8 year old won't bicker all the way down. We are leaving at 2AM

This is going to take a lot of patience and prayer to make it to WDW without going NUTS.

Best of luck to you!!! I hope you have a GREAT trip.

 

[my3princes]

Hi Mommy Michelle... we are another INSANE family that is driving to Disney World with 3 kids from New England in a Toyota Camry. Airline tickets were way out of our price range so we decided to travel by car. We've done the trip to Virigina many times so we are troopers. I'm hoping that our 2 year old won't pull hair and that our 12 and 8 year old won't bicker all the way down. We are leaving at 2AM

This is going to take a lot of patience and prayer to make it to WDW without going NUTS.

Best of luck to you!!! I hope you have a GREAT trip.

Too funny. We will be driving from VT in a toyota camry next July unless amazing airfare is released. We have an 11 year old, 9 year old and 4 year old. We've also driven several times, but always in a motorhome so this should be interesting.

 

[mom2jcc]

Yep, we are driving TOO!!!!!!! We will be coming from Louisiana (12 hours) with our seven year old and 13 month old twins!!!!!! My DH can't wait to be at WDW, but is not looking forward to the drive I'm more optimistic and know there will be some crazy moments, but mommy has got some tricks up her sleeve to keep everyone happy...she hopes

 

[pigget74]

We are driving just 10 hours from MS. It will be me, DH, DS (12), DD (9), DS (14mths). My van went into the shop last night and we hope it willbe out today or tomorrow. If not we will be driving the Xterra with all of us. We did that back in May, so I know it can be done--it will be just be a tight fit. Have fun.

 

[dsjmeadors]

SHEW< I got caught up. This has been the best read! We are driving in Dec. wiht our 4 and 6 year old from Kentucky. Should be fun. THey did great in January though, when we went down for our Disney Cruise!
Cant wait to read the next TR.

 

[NeverlandClub23]

Great update DMM!!

Note to self: Wear plastic bags over entire body if want to squeeze kids in the a.m. (when I have kids that is ).

 

[Poohbear77]

Wow glad to know I am not the only other insane mommy out there driving

We will be driving in April approx. 14-16 hours from Maryland with a 10, 7 , and 2 year old. Thank goodness for portable DVD players

 

[DisneyMommyMichelle]

Hi everyone!! thanks for keeping up with me and my erratic postings!! it's been crazy times over in DMM land! haha!! my van died (several times) the mechanics bothced the job (twice) and the holidays are here! (get rid of me now!) So i am overwhelmed, but i am NOT going to leave you hanging!!

I mean come on, there is a whole DANCE ROUTINE to Karma Chameleon coming up!




Thanks for bearing with me!!!!
~DMM!~