Mike, when MY Mike didn't eat his veggies...he knew what would happen. So he attempted to go dump his greens on the table next to ours, where the party had just left.
Well, his plan ALMOST worked. The waiter, I think his name was Tim, happened to be coming by as Mike was returning to his seat. He studied his table and then pointed and said "Are these yours? What are you doing putting your greens on my table?? Come here, you're going in time out!" He made him stand up with his nose against the wall. And when Mike started laughing he said "oh you think this is funny? JAAAANEETTT!! Look what your boy did, he put his greens on my table" She went and scolded him, with her hands on her hips. And then she said "No dessert for you!" This went on for a good 15 minutes and it was a complete riot.
To top it off, the family directly next to us was from the VERY TOWN I grew up in (only 40 minutes from where we NOW live) and their boys were hilarious. They made sure to "tattle" on Mike, so he would have never gotten away with it had Tim not caught him. LOL