I learned that when I was a little kid and my kids left me alone with my sisters boxes of Girl Scout cookies. Sorry you had to learn it as such a late date....
upon seeing Sandi at the world last week she insisted that she had bundled up a to-go container of cheese soup for you. If it has not gotten there, perhaps you should get REALLY close when you talk to the mailman. See if there are any traces of cheese soup on his uniform, upper lip or breath LOL