Well, I'm really offended by all the TALL people at wdw

[maleficent1959]

Originally posted by disneygals
What's really bad is when the tall people put the short people on their shoulders. It's ruined many a trip for me.

So you've seen me and DH! It's the only way I can see parades because of all you tall people. I think it's really discriminatory the way you just walk around all tall while the little folks like me have to suffer -- darting in and out of your legs, looking at your backsides -- wait, sometimes that's not so bad.

 

[ZachnElli]

I'm vertically challenged too and I always end up with the 6'4" guy in front of me during shows and parades!! I'd love a short people day!! LOL! Except, dh couldn't go!

 

[edcrbnsoul]

...and why do people bring their kids to Disney, I'm mean my god you go on vacation try to enjoy yourself, yell at a few mininum wage employees to make me feel better about myself, and there are all these little snot nosed ankle biters running around laughing and gigling. I'm tripping over strollers while trying to sheild my eyes from some woman who has nerve to try to breast feed her child....when will it end....and dont get me started on pool hoppers and refillable mugs!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Grog]

Myself, I have to wonder about some of the short people I've seen at WDW. Last time I was there I saw these seven short guys in funny hats stalking a pretty dark haired girl. And they actually had the nerve to be singing while they were doing it. Kinda scary if you ask me.

 

[SandraM]

Well, I'm so lucky, being perfect. As I'm 5'4" I can just bend my knees if I want to pretend to be smaller, or I can put on a pair of heels if I want to be taller.
If someone is in my way I can just take off one of my heels and make that person uncomfortable enough that they want to be somewhere else.
Flexibility is a wonderful thing

 

[Kallison]

I think people with all the big round pumpkin heads who sit in front of my 9 year old dd two seconds before the show starts should be banned

 

[wishuponastarforever]

I propose Disney install "short pass" machines for all parades.
The short people can get a time to return and stand in the reserved short people area. Then the tall people can arrive a little later and stand behind. How's that?

 

[chell]

Originally posted by wishuponastarforever
I propose Disney install "short pass" machines for all parades.
The short people can get a time to return and stand in the reserved short people area. Then the tall people can arrive a little later and stand behind. How's that?

 

[Dan Murphy]

Originally posted by wishuponastarforever
I propose Disney install "short pass" machines for all parades.
The short people can get a time to return and stand in the reserved short people area. Then the tall people can arrive a little later and stand behind. How's that?

LOL, THAT is funny.

 

[tigercat]

I think that's a great idea. Since I am only 4' 8" tall I would finally be able to see a few things.
tigercat

 

[Micca]

I hate it when they all mockingly sing: "It's A Tall World After All"

 

[Octoberbeauty]

I LOVE being tall! At 5'11" I can zoom right past (ahem) short people to get where I need to be quickly! You should see me on Black Friday! I'm in, I'm out and they're still fighting over a cart!

But don't worry about me at Disney World, my five-year-olds will be slowing me down. That's okay though, I'll be on VACATION, not like shopping; which is 'this girl on a mission!' Heehee