Wednesday's Piratical Riddle

[trappednabox]

What does a dyslexic pirate say?


Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

OMG now I know I'm a dork! I laughed so loud at that my sister came in my room to make sure I was ok

 

[trappednabox]

What did the pirate say at the golf course?











I may tee.

 

[trappednabox]

I'd have to say it was the best vacation I've ever taken, honestly. My parents and brother like some rides that I would never get on, so I'd have to sit and wait for them. My fiance pretty much likes the same stuff I do, so we got to go from ride to ride without wasting time. And the lines were so short! The longest line was 40 minutes for both the Kilimanjaro Safaris and for Test Track, but I didn't mind either of those. Most rides had no wait

We got to save Little Red from being poached

Glad you were there..... just think of the consequences for poor Little Red

i think someone needs to call child protective services on big red already! She's not being a good mommy, look how much trouble she lets little red get in EVERYDAY!

 

[Mnementh]

Why wasn't the kid allowed to go in to see the pirate movie?


Because it was rated arrrrrrrr!

 

[TwinkieMama]

Why don't pirates play sports?







There is no AYE in team

 

[trappednabox]

 

[Mnementh]

So where are your cheesy pirate jokes?

 

[trappednabox]

So where are your cheesy pirate jokes?

I'm not good at making jokes up, but I'm really good at laughing at them

 

[LaraK]

What does a pirate pay for gas?
















An Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrm and a peg leg.

 

[LaraK]

 

[jw50]

We got to save Little Red from being poached

You must not have been paying attention on the safari, Lil Red is no more, its just a baby elephant now

 

[jw50]

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?


A buccaneer

 

[Mnementh]

You must not have been paying attention on the safari, Lil Red is no more, its just a baby elephant now

Yeah, I noticed they never actually called the elephant "Little Red" on the ride, but there still is a sign in the queue talking about Big Red and Little Red, so I just assumed...

 

[jw50]

When I got off the safari I said to one of the CMs "No more Lil Red?", he just rolled his eyes and smiled.

 

[hiwaygal]

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pirate Walking.
Pirate Walking who?



Pirate walking on two wooden legs!

 

[TwinkieMama]

Why is pirating addictive?













They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked!

 

[hiwaygal]

are we all googling "pirate jokes" and picking the first link!?!?!?

 

[TwinkieMama]

are we all googling "pirate jokes" and picking the first link!?!?!?

are you implying that these jokes are pirated????????

 

[Mnementh]

Want to hear something stupid (not like you haven't already, if you've been reading this thread)...?


I just now finally saw the title of this thread correctly. For some reason, for the last couple hours, I've been thinking the second word was "Practical".

 

[TwinkieMama]

here is one I pirated from babynurse



Why did the pirate go to law school?












to pass the barrrrrrrr