Wednesday's Piratical Riddle

[hiwaygal]

What's a pirate's favorite cereal??















Cap'n Crunch

 

[firstmickey]

What does a dyslexic pirate say?


Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

 

[babynurse1]

More Really Bad Eggs


Babynurse

How apropros. I'm still in my Cpt Jack jammies.

 

[babynurse1]

I'm getting in the shower, but first one more pirate joke:


Who is a pirate's favorite actor?
Harrrrrison Ford!

 

[babynurse1]

What did the doctor say to the pirate?





Open up and say "Arrrrr!!"

 

[hiwaygal]

Why do pirates always bury their treasure 18 inches below the ground?



Because booty is only shin deep!

 

[L107ANGEL]

Why do pirates always bury their treasure 18 inches below the ground?



Because booty is only shin deep!

 

[TwinkieMama]

What do you call 1000 pirates at a secret meeting?


















Avast conspiracy.

 

[UtahMama]

Arrrgh, Is this at all google-able?

If not, I be needin' an Altoid.

 

[L107ANGEL]

Same here, mints people, we mustn't aggravate my brain

 

[Loubon]

What kind of socks do Pirates wear?







Arrrrrgyle.

 

[jw50]

Same here, mints people, we mustn't aggravate my brain

Angel, this one should have been easy for you since you have several of them

 

[L107ANGEL]

Angel, this one should have been easy for you since you have several of them

personalities, shoes, black suits

 

[alabamaalan]

Aye, I think a minty drink would hit the spot

 

[firstmickey]

What do you call a Pirate's fear of spiders?









AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRachnaphobia!








I'm off to make a pirate ship cake... ..and bury some treasure.....

no...seriously....

 

[jw50]

personalities, shoes, black suits

How many ex's do you have?

 

[L107ANGEL]

How many ex's do you have?

Lets not go there, we will just say a few

 

[monymony3471]

what's a pirate's favorite pizza topping?

















peprrrrrrrroni

 

[monymony3471]

Where do pirates go on vacation?























Arrrr-uba

 

[monymony3471]

What's a pirate's favorite letter?












Rrrrrr, matey!






I'm reading these from my kids drink cups from pizza hut.