Wednesday's Happy Halloween Riddle

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

Uh.... who is this us??
And here is some real advice:
1. The person actually in labor gets to control the remote.
2. The next day, don't complain how hard your hand hurts from being squeezed during labor.
3. Don't ever say you wish the labor had lasted longer because you didn't get time to (watch ESPNtheOcho, try all the snacks in the vending machine, use all the techniques you learned in Lamaze, etc etc etc.)

I was talking to the future father, and handing on words of wisdom...that's the 'us'.
1. If the person in labor gets the right drugs, most of the labor this doesn't come up. My wife didn't even feel most of her contractions once they pumped her full of the magic juice. That stuff can only do so much, though...once the baby starts coming that leads to point 2...
2. I told him to stay out of arms reach, so there isn't any complaining about a hand hurting.
3. The in-room cable was nice but the TV at home is bigger so who'd want to stay there any longer than possible? Plus there's no internet.

 

[firstmickey]

We'll just call you Snoda.

You certainly will not!


and Joey...you can be my date at the party with that costume. I'll stick with Snow White.


YAY for your test, Boxer. (not the pregnancy test...the other one)...although it you keep wooo hoootying like that.....




Late TU's...


Alan:

Boxer:

 

[Mnementh]

I can't leave this thread for a minute without missing a hooty!

I was too busy reading a certain thread and getting upset at parents of college kids for butting into their kid's personal life...

 

[ConcKahuna]

Let's get this party started!!

And suddenly I have "The Monster Mash" stuck in my head...

I was leaning toward ConcKahuna. Oh wait... you were quoting me but talking to Scouse-n-Sparky

What can I say, I have the uncanny ability to chime in on conversations 2 weeks old at times. It often leads to confused people, but it's good for gossip and at parties.

 

[L107ANGEL]

I was talking to the future father, and handing on words of wisdom...that's the 'us'.
1. If the person in labor gets the right drugs, most of the labor this doesn't come up. My wife didn't even feel most of her contractions once they pumped her full of the magic juice. That stuff can only do so much, though...once the baby starts coming that leads to point 2...
2. I told him to stay out of arms reach, so there isn't any complaining about a hand hurting.
3. The in-room cable was nice but the TV at home is bigger so who'd want to stay there any longer than possible? Plus there's no internet.

Dork!

I know how todot the true monster mash!