Wednesday's Happy Halloween Riddle

[brightspark]

Congratualtions, Sparky and Scouser!

You know, there's a commercial that's been on TV a lot over here recently (and there's actually a thread about it on the community board somewhere) about this guy coming into a house and calling his dog and his dog's name is Mr. Barky Von Schnauser. What's really odd about this is I keep thinking of Mr. Sparky Von Scouser...

 

[trappednabox]

sorry, didn't mean to make anyone feel old

and thanks for them mints

I'm really happy about my test, I think I did really well! It was much easier then the review was and the answers seem to come to me pretty easy. PLUS I get 10 bonus points of doing all my homework

now watch, I was really stressed about the last one and got a B this time I think I did really well and watch me get an F

 

[jw50]

Is my costume ok for the party?

 

[jw50]

Or should I go with this one?

 

[trappednabox]

I love these Joe!! Especially David Beckham!!

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

Scouse and I have a very exciting announcement to make!!!! Look at my new sig! We went and had our first pic taken today!!!!

Congrats!

.....

A few pointers. The first one is the hardest on us, I've been told. If you're there in the room for the delivery, stay at least an arms length away at all times, and don't have anything on the table near her she can whip at your head. Labor can be a very long process the first time. I don't know what it's like in your country, but if you can shop around to find a hospital with a nice cable package in the room it makes the time go a lot easier.

Joey.....first you call me Yoda then you make me Snow white! Make up your mind!

We'll just call you Snoda.

 

[L107ANGEL]

Joe!

Duck, we don't call her that

Lets see, you and the DW are expecting, Twinks is expecting, and now the Scousers.............................Boxy run!

 

[jw50]

Joe!

Duck, we don't call her that

Lets see, you and the DW are expecting, Twinks is expecting, and now the Scousers.............................Boxy run!

Maybe she doesn't want to run

 

[TwinkieMama]

I thought the same thing!

So what are you going to name the baby? MadSpark or BrightScouser?

I was leaning toward ConcKahuna. Oh wait... you were quoting me but talking to Scouse-n-Sparky

Don't hurt yourself

Hiya Fruitcake Lady. Nice to meet you. This riddle could use more snack cakes with long shelf lives.

who knew you would be so excited. and


oh....the P stands for PRIVATE message?

Of course I am excited. and

Congratulations, does mean Twinkie's condition is catching?

Why? are you tired? too excited to sleep? weight gain? weight loss? food cravings? food aversions?

I'm really happy about my test, I think I did really well!

Hooray!

A few pointers. The first one is the hardest on us, I've been told. If you're there in the room for the delivery, stay at least an arms length away at all times, and don't have anything on the table near her she can whip at your head. Labor can be a very long process the first time. I don't know what it's like in your country, but if you can shop around to find a hospital with a nice cable package in the room it makes the time go a lot easier.

Uh.... who is this us??
And here is some real advice:
1. The person actually in labor gets to control the remote.
2. The next day, don't complain how hard your hand hurts from being squeezed during labor.
3. Don't ever say you wish the labor had lasted longer because you didn't get time to (watch ESPNtheOcho, try all the snacks in the vending machine, use all the techniques you learned in Lamaze, etc etc etc.)

 

[trappednabox]

Joe!

Duck, we don't call her that

Lets see, you and the DW are expecting, Twinks is expecting, and now the Scousers.............................Boxy run!

 

[L107ANGEL]

Maybe she doesn't want to run

helllnno

 

[jw50]

helllnno

You know, you didn't say which direction she should run

 

[jw50]

Why? are you tired? too excited to sleep? weight gain? weight loss? food cravings? food aversions?

Most of the time
Sometimes
Sometimes
Sometimes
Sometimes
Yes, but not to any of the foods that I like

 

[jw50]

Is the riddle going to die this close to a hooty?

 

[CCIntrigue]

Not if I can help it! I'm having too much fun reading everyone's posts.

 

[CCIntrigue]

We've had no trick-or-treaters here tonight. Not one. Zilch. First time ever! Meanwhile the next neighborhood over is a frenzy ....

 

[TwinkieMama]

We had a few. Not that many though. Our first year in this house so I didn't know what to expect. We have way toooo much candy here right now.

 

[trappednabox]

us either we usually get a ton too, but nothing this year, I knew I should have bought better candy, now I'm gonna be stuck with a bowl of lollipops

 

[TwinkieMama]

Woo halloween hooty?

 

[trappednabox]

it's wooo hooty time!!


Muah ahh ahhh! I swooped ya!!