Okay folks, I just reviewed the request for legal advice (I think that's what it was, either that or I have been promoted to judge.) I am sad to say that I do not believe I will be able to represent either one of you:
1. Lou contacted me first, although that was really only a request for a consultation
2. Donna responded (quite quickly, almost as quickly as she allegedgly woke Dyan up this morning) with some fact specific answers
3. Lou then rebutted Donna's responsive pleadings.
4. Donna then offered me a retainer
5. Lou also offered me a retainer, which is probably worth more money to a single individual, but isn't worth anything to me, thankyouverymuch.
I believe I must disqualify myself from representing either one of you as you have both provided information that would, by necessity, need to be used against the other at some point.
Besides, I don't want to get sued for malpractice for becoming involved a malicious action.
On the other hand, I am considering bringing charges against Tooty and PP for posting those pics. Animal cruelty.