Phew! Finally managed a couple minutes to spare to get over here!
Chapter 7: Twenty Five Thousand Imported Italian Twinkle Lights.
The little lights... they aren't twinkling.
That park-to-park bus made it incredibly easy to hop to Hollywood Studios. Why didn’t they think of that years ago?
No kidding! I know when I was told about them I couldn't believe that there was a time they
didn't do that!
I mean... they
sell park hoppers!
The Chinese Theater fits the old Hollywood theme so much better than the old eyeso—uh, the hat.
Oh, no. Please. Go right ahead and call it an eyesore.
This was one of our favorites:

I like that one too! Especially the little guy hanging all tangled.
Our first FP+ selection was the Lights, Motors, Action stunt show. Yes, I know you think this is a waste of FP+, but it’s not like there are dozens of choices here.
Valid point.
neither of us wanted to ride ToT (I tried it once, so I’m legitimately allowed to hate it),
Did you hang on tight with both hands to the seat grabs?
I found that made it much, much worse. Letting go was actually easier and made it... fun.
In any case, we wanted to see the show one more time before it closed for good.
I suspect that DHS will soon be a shopping park and nothing more.
Julie is really good at getting this shot.
Yes. Yes she is.
although the first re-booted Muppet movie, with Jason Segel and Amy Adams, was well done
You're the second person I know that's said that.
Maybe I need to check it out.
I have been trying in vain to experience the mythical “Darth Vader” scene
Is that the one (hypothetically) where Darth is right at the beginning?
At this point, I was pretty sure it was an urban legend, similar to an awake lion on the safari over at Animal Kingdom.
That's not an urban legend.
The lions really are never awake.
I've seen a couple of TRs recently where people have posted shots of the lions awake.
Obvious photoshop.
I have remained convinced to this day that it was all a prank designed to annoy me. And it worked.
the swirly light-up thingy
Tapstile.
If you’re thinking, “Whoa, they just had BBQ not too long ago,” you’re not wrong.
Really? Seems like it was days ago.
Sometimes it’s nice to have an old favorite to re-visit.

Especially that place.
It worked out just fine, even though we felt like we were on the body clock of a 73-year-old.

Oh, God. It's funny because it's true.
Along the way, we saw the Hollywood Tower Hotel. I think it looks just fine from here.
Really? I think it looks like it's in need of repairs.
But then again, why bother. Every other ride in this park is getting shut down, so I presume it's only a matter or time.
Give me home-cooked comfort food over Gourmet Refined Overrated Snooty Stuff (G.R.O.S.S.) anyday.
So tell us how you
really feel.
Julie fell head-over-heels in love with the PB&J Shake.
Of course! And, I hate to break it to you, but that shake has more to offer her than, well, you do.
(Don't feel bad... or feel bad, your choice, but no mere mortal can compete with that delicacy.)
I took it like a man, and did the only thing I could: drowned my sorrows in a vanilla Coke.
They just released Cherry Coke (blech) and Vanilla Coke (yum) up here for the summer. Now if I can just convince them to re-release Coke with Lime again...
Then I ate my way out of my depression, which always works.

Food. 'Nuff said.
I love their fried chicken, so I got as much of that as I possibly could.
Absolutely. Last time, I decided to go for the pot roast.
It was good. Quite good, in fact.
But it wasn't no fried chicken.
At the end, when he gave us our “grocery bill” I tried to pass it off to the family at the next table (after all, we’re all family) but couldn’t get them to take it.

I don't know if you actually did or not, but it might be worth trying. Who knows, maybe someday the guy you hand it to will be rich and he'll just pay it.
I didn’t get the Vader Scene. And don’t call me Shirley.
Look, you’ve all had your fun. But I’m in on the joke now. I get it. There is no mythical Vader Scene. It doesn’t exist, just like the lion never wakes up at AK. Can we all just admit the truth now? Please?
If it's the one at the beginning.... I've seen it.
What? Nothing! Moving on!
The next stop was the new (at the time) Star Wars Launch Bay.
Ah! So
that's where they put it.
And while I, like
@afwdwfan , was not quite in the market for a $5,000 Storm Trooper costume, I do regret not taking home a lightsaber umbrella.
Cool! Keeps you dry and you can slice bread with it too.
How had we never been in here before? I think it was most likely that we didn’t think the kids would have been interested when they were younger.
Funny. The only time I went in there was
with the kids when they were younger.
We stayed for the film about Walt Disney afterwards, and didn’t regret it in the least.
Didn't watch the film, though.
There should always be a place in Disney Parks that respects and remembers the legacy of Walt, and his vision for these places.

Absolutely. I shudder to think that there may be a time when my kid's kids don't know who Walt Disney was.
It’s just that the last time we were there, I was overcome with a sudden illness, had a defective pull-string mechanism on my shooter, and the sun was in my eyes. And Julie beat me.
Totally understandable. If you're not at the top of your game, how can you be expected to perform?
We're still talking about TSMM here, right?
Now it was time for the re-match. I stretched and did calisthenics as we wandered through the line. I rolled my head from side to side. I jogged up and down the steps. I widened my eyes and checked my peripheral vision. Then Julie smacked me and said, “You just pull a string, you moron.” So I stopped all that.
I really hate the pull strings. Can’t we just push a button?
And not only push a button... but just hold it down and it keeps firing.
And I triumphed! Being a gracious and humble man, I only sang “I Am The Champion” about 38 times or so as we exited the ride.
No one likes a sore loser.
But no one said anything about winning.
We got the chance to spend a few minutes with Mary Ellen (MEK here, although she is no longer hanging around)
Didn't know she wasn't around anymore. Recognized her right away.
2015 was the final go-round for the Osborne Lights display
Knew that. Never got a chance to see them.
Ah, well.
Unfortunately, so were thousands of other people.
Hmpff. Who invited them?
And then, just as I was getting ready to try and make an escape, they started playing Trans-Siberian Orchestra’s “Christmas Eve/Sarajevo 12/24”, better known as their mashup of “God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen” and “Carol of the Bells”, or also known in my house as “Awesome Christmas Music”.
Sweet. Great song.
The lights started dancing in time to the music, and we just stood there, transfixed.
I can only imagine. All those lights... with
that song? Awesome.
And I hate selfies almost as much as I hate vegetables.
You really don't like selfies.
I know I’m biased when it comes to the Wilderness Lodge in general, but I don’t think any resort at WDW fits the Christmas theme better.
I'd have to agree with you there. It fits into the whole Northwest, snowy, winter, Christmasy feel.
I’m ready to go back. Did any of you come up with that extra cash for me yet?
Yup!
Czech's in the male.
Inside, they had a gingerbread castle themed to Frozen:

Gimme a break with that movie. Please.
If you can’t take advantage of the fact that your resort serves Dole Whips, you just aren’t doing it right.
