WDWWDS - Crystal Clear

[springsteenmickey]

Originally posted by apnic
I did have a nice workout or two this past weekend, Boss. Thanks for noticing! But I'd never toss one of your love poems in the waste bin. It could be worth money someday.
-AP

then you should read some of my classics

 

[Miss Jasmine]

There once was a woman from Nantucket...

Hey Boss, are you the author of that one? It seems your style.

 

[springsteenmickey]

You found me out Jas

Oh Jas
How you I love to raz
Be it quick
Be it thick
Be it long
Be it wrong
It's always you
I see through
So don't try to hide
Let that smile spread wide
For you know that it's me
Who you constantly see
In your dreams at night
Oh how I thrill you just right
I know that you may want to scream
That I am only a dream
Never seeing me you fear
Tell you what, maybe in the New Year

Ok, I am now back to reality! JP, get the hell out of my body!

 

[apnic]

Ooooh - I'm swooning! That's some good rhymin' Boss - I'm so jealous of Jas and Lizzie.
-AP

 

[Miss Jasmine]

Such a lovely poem. I shall cherish it for always.

***Insert Swoon smilie here****

There once was a girl named apnic
I hope she never drugs me with arsenic
Since we both have enjoyed Heathers.
I wish her well in her future endeavors
And hope that we can meet up some time
and maybe dine
at WDW together!

 

[madonna31]

Ouch...that was nauseating on the eyeballs...cut it out Boss - we don't want to get the WDWWDS shut down again - this time for 'cruel and unusual punishment...'

 

[Steve H.]

Originally posted by Miss Jasmine
Such a lovely poem. I shall cherish it for always.

***Insert Swoon smilie here****

There once was a girl named apnic
I hope she never drugs me with arsenic
Since we both have enjoyed Heathers.
I wish her well in her future endeavors
And hope that we can meet up some time
and maybe dine
at WDW together!

AP's a chick??

Why didn't anyone tell me?

 

[apnic]

Okay I've gotta get in on this action:

Jas, sweet Jas
a sweet girl who has
wit and loads of reason.
One could never accuse her of treason.
How lovely and fair she is
I'm glad I met her on the DIS,
And I would love to meet for lunch,
or dinner or tea or even brunch.

-AP

Yeah, I'm a chick.

 

[madonna31]

Yeah, I'm a chick.

NO!!!! AP - cut that out...that sounds only TOO nauseating (think: replace 'chick' with 'guy'...)

 

[apnic]

Bwahahaha - that's what I was going for! Eeeeeevil, yes?
-AP

 

[springsteenmickey]

OK AP, this one is for you.

How does one write about the explicit AP
Who can handle one, two and maybe even three
Those tricks she does with her tongue just right
Enough to blow any guy out of sight
As she slithers around in her leather or lace
Inviting those over to her sensuous place
When one thinks of all those that she’s had
Being left out leaves one feeling sad
So the next time you see AP on the street
Have your Wheaties because you’re in for a treat
An even though she is a Steven Tyler fan
Not even he can replace JW her man

Have a great day

 

[apnic]

Spot on, Boss! Thank you very much - I feel honored! And you speak the truth.
-AP

 

[Miss Jasmine]

ohhh boy I can hear people clicking the report this post button now.

Ack I just had a horrible flashback after AP's post.

 

[madonna31]

Can anyone else smell Thumper cooking on the stove?

 

[Steve H.]

Originally posted by Miss Jasmine
ohhh boy I can hear people clicking the report this post button now.

Ack I just had a horrible flashback after AP's post.

 

[lizzie64]

Originally posted by Miss Jasmine
ohhh boy I can hear people clicking the report this post button now.

Ack I just had a horrible flashback after AP's post.

 

[springsteenmickey]

Originally posted by madonna31
Can anyone else smell Thumper cooking on the stove?

There will be no boiling of rabbits on a Disney board

 

[apnic]

Methinks Lizzie might be a little jealous because of Boss's ode to me.
-AP

 

[lizzie64]

Originally posted by apnic
Methinks Lizzie might be a little jealous because of Boss's ode to me.
-AP

Hardly, but if that makes you feel better, go ahead and think it

 

[madonna31]

a-huh...since it was such a sweet poem he wrote you AP!

Not to mention the fact its now common knowledge that your female...