WDW Water!!!

[mrsapalm]

Mbabe:
* Yes, albiet in an alternate universe
* Yes and sometimes
* Lots of black (business casual) and "comfortable shoes"

I have no idea what you may be implying!

What? Too much bowing? Nasty HABIT, I know.
-MrsAPalm

 

[MickeyBabe]

Originally posted by mrsapalm
........ as I am a master of disguise..........
I kneel before you.......
-MrsAPalm

Just a small part of your opening statement..... You can see where I could be worried!



(grumble...grumble...grumble... Boy am I going to have to say a whole lot of Hail Marys for this)

 

[MickeyBabe]

Time for a Little Test MrsA .......

While riding the Sassagoula River Cruise to downtown Disney, your husband falls overboard. You...

A) Yell "Man overboard"

B) Throw him a life preserver.

C) Hand him a glass and shout "Bottoms Up!".


Your son finds a 71 inch straw floating at the bottom of the Splash Mountian Flume and puts it in his mouth. You...

A) Say "Give me that, you don't know where it's been!".

B) Say "Now that's my boy!".

C) Shout "I saw it first.... it's mine!!!!".


While riding Kali River Rapids You....

A) Wear a wet suit/Yellow poncho.

B) Sit on the wetter side of the raft and keep your mouth open for the whole ride savoring the earthy taste.

C) Strap empty bottles to youself for collection purposes.


While riding the Jungle Cruise, you witness a Cast Member hasselling another member of the WDWWDS. You...

A) Shout "I saw him... he's trying to drink the water!".

B) Take advantage of the situation to sip the water for yourself.

C) Shout "Law Suit... My hand got caught in this steering wheel" drawing away the attention of the Cast Member.

If you pass this test, I will pass along your nomination to the Executive Board for review.

Good Luck!!!

P.S. Some of these are trick questions.

 

[wdwoldtimer]

Sorry to take so long to post. My secretary was out sick, otherwise I would have had her post this sooner. Apparently she has been dipping into my secret stash of Ice Station Cool run-off water. That's potent stuff, to be taken with care. She should be up and around soon.

Anyway, Mrs. A, as part of your initiation into the WDWWDS, you have to get one of your posts booted from the Parks board. And it must be an original, with no mention of the WDWWDS in it, of course. We can't have any more legal troubles than we already do. If you don't feel comfortable with this, I have another task you can perform.....when's your next visit to WDW??

MBabe, great questions!! Maybe you can work with our Director of Member Services (or whatever the title was), to create a new questionnaire for potential members. Who the heck did I give that position to anyway?? Was it Chele?

 

[mlcar]

Just a question -

There seem to be a lot of Directors & Executives and even an Ambassador or two, yet I remain a mere, albeit important, lowly Manager. How is the next rung on the corporate waterfall attained?

 

[MickeyBabe]

mclar......
It seems to me that if you submit you resume detailing your qualifications you should move up that corporate ladder in no time....
On page 31 Higgs posted a list of potential titles but I think you would make a great:

VP of International Haute Coture/Mgr. of Costuming

Especially given you current position and qualifications. What do you think??

 

[wdwoldtimer]

okay, okay, I was going to use the "with this economic environment, all promotions will be on hold until further notice" excuse, but you're right mlcar, you deserve a promotion.

Congratulations VP of Costuming!! Now you can trade in that clunker of a company car for one of Jen's new Volvo SUVs.

 

[DisneyJen]

Congratulations Mlcar! Let me know what color Volvo XC90 we should reserve for your

 

[mrsapalm]

Here I go...

1. A. My dear DH is not fond of partaking of the Sacred Waters, but I would take advantage of the situation by wringing out his clothes and storing the contents in a jug.

2. I'm assuming this question applies to an alternate universe wherein I am NOT allergic to kinderfolk, so I would answer C. Young Ones tend not to respect WDW water, therefore I would not want it wasted on such a Being.

3. C. Afterwards, I would distribute Said Bottles to all WDWWDS members in anticipation of a rousing toast.

4. C. As a member of such a close-knit organization, I would sacrifice my own person for the good and integrity of the entire organization.

OT - I shall do my best to live up to the legends of the Recent Past by laying my head on the chopping block so that I may live up to the standards of the WDWWDS.
I will be at WDW from 29 Aug to 04 Sept should you choose to send me on a mission. I am awaiting further orders.

-MrsAPalm

 

[Higgs22]

Congratulations mlcar on making the WDWWDS Executive Board!!

It's good to see the WDWWDS on such strong footing....and restored to its rightful power...

BTW...the R&D department needs a new company car...the last one was damaged in an experiment...don't ask...don't ask...on the bright side...we now have a limited supply of Splash Mountain 2001 available in the VIP suite......

 

[DisneyJen]

Higgs I told you that the last time I replaced R&D's XC70 wagon that you are not to drive it like you are on Test Track We are going to have to move you into a Yugo if you keep it up.

Here are the keys to another wagon... this is the last one ... I'm not kidding

 

[Higgs22]

But DJen...we didn't take it on Test Track this time...honest!!

It was Splash Moun...errr....Never mind...

We'll take care of the wagon...thank you....

 

[ksdave]

Well, with all of these new members coming on board, Engineering may need a semi to transport all of the magical 71' straws we're making. How about a nice new Peterbuilt Jen? Make sure it has the built-in DVD player and sleeping quarters for those long drives between our secret straw factory in (you know where) to "home" (WDW).

 

[ozzel]

Umm, Jen - I guess now might not be a good time to bring up that I'll be needing a new vehicle too.

I was on a mission to test all the waters of Blizzard Beach and, well ... those slides are really slick ... and I lost traction ... and well ... WDWWDS clean-up crews are on the job as we speek so the interuption to Teamboat Springs Water will be minimal.

I am happy to report though that the complete collection of BB waters have safely arrived at our 20K storage facility for member enjoyment!

Please make sure my new SUV is 4X4 and that new four-wheel stearing might come in handy

-Kim Possible

 

[DisneyJen]

KSDave your new VOLVO truck, compete with 71-inch telelvison set, DVD and 71 other luxury items is being built ... expect delivery in 71 days.

Kim, of course ALL of the SUV are 4x4. We need to be able to access all roads and areas in our quest for the holy grail

 

[wdwoldtimer]

mrs A.....

You're going to the World soon! I think your initiation will take place at that time. Don't worry, if you pass, we'll pay your WDWWDS salary retroactively to Aug 1st.

I will PM your task list...keep watch for it.

 

[Miss Jasmine]

Jen, being the great employee I am, I do not require a vehicle at this time. I'll just hitch a ride with OT. What is he driving these days, anyway?????

 

[DisneyJen]

Jas, did you see that new Nautic Blue C70 convertible parked behind Cindy's castle? That's OT's new car until his xc90 (the SUV) arrives in December.

If you ride with OT remember to use your seatbelts ... I heard he was doing 120 MPH up Main Street after the park closing last night. Thank goodness WDW security didn't catch him or it would have been major points

 

[mlcar]

Good answers, MrsAPalm, and so well punctuated, too. Have you been kicked off the parks board yet? It's easy - see the Mickey's closet thread on this board for some pointers.

Thanks to all for the promotion ideas. As you can see, I've taken matters into my own hands.

 

[Higgs22]

BTW...ml....make sure you keep close track of all character costumes...espically Tigger costumes!