WDW Water!!!

[DisneyJen]

Our fearless leader OT is still out of commission at this time. I told him NOT to drink all 71 samples of water from the Studios in one sitting. But does he listen to me I will let him know that you all were asking for him. Thank goodness we have this crack (or would that be cracked) executive management team to run WDWWDS in his stead.

I have sent him some pixie dust and some GF Hydrotherapy water with instructions on how to mix it. Worked wonders for my mom who is leaving the rehab hospital today ... Two weeks to the day that she had BOTH of her knees replaced

Higgs, we may have an outbreak of water contamination at the Studio. Miss Jasmine, can you coordinate with Higgs in case we have a saboteur on our hands A spy from some other organization perhaps.

 

[IASW Rider]

So glad to hear that your Mom is coming home, today, Jen! Perhaps we can toast her with some of that vintage '71 IASW water, that you were mentioning, the other day???

The situation with the Studios water is certainly worth looking in to. I think I saw something bubbling in the lake near Dinosaur Gertie's..........unless that was the underwater research crew and their equipment that I saw! Or perhaps it was a WDWWDS member with a straw, blowing bubbles..........this will have to be reviewed further!

 

[Miss Jasmine]

Yes, I am very worried and upset about the incident with the water from the GMR. I am hot on the trail looking for any clues from that "other" organization. I surely hope this is just an isolated incident, and not the beginnings of an all out water contamination in the hopes of stopping the WDWWDS. Ozzel, please forward all water samples promptly to R&D. I expect an update as soon as possible. I am hoping we don't have to enact our crisis management plan.

As for our fearless leader, I hope that he is feeling better today and that he can join us later with his blanky and laptop computer from his couch. Sending prayers and PD to him!

Jen, I can't wait for mom to get home. Those waters seem to have healing properties. Make sure it gets noted over at R&D.

 

[Higgs22]

No word yet on the MGM water...but that tip about the bubbles around Gertie is a good one...I’ll dispatch a team....

Until OT gets back and we get a grip on this...NO MGM WATER!!!!
We have been seeing evidence of contamination...we’re thinking it might be from a certain leading soft drink company...who has contaminated the water in hopes of boosting soda sales at MGM...

Watch this space for further updates, as we get results from our top secret research lab....Hey, did you REALLY believe that story that Timekeeper was closed because of a lack of crowds??????? The round room makes for a perfect lab...

 

[ozzel]

OK - I've got the Muppetvision spritzer sample - I thought I saw some suspicious looking characters in the rafters of that building - maintenence - or something else?

I think there is a plot to foil the efforts of WDWWDS - this looks like a job for *da da daaaa*

Kim Possible
...She can do Anything

(theme song here)

 

[amandadaddy]

Ladies and Gentelmen,

In view of the illness that has overcome our CEO after his recent forray to MGM, as CFO I am cutting off all funding for MGM water harvesting for any purpose other than research. Of course I can't keep y'all from partaking of MGM water ( I'm not the CEO ), but any illnesses incurred as a result of such consumption will not be covered by our group medical policy, and your expenses will not be reimbursed. This policy will remain in effect until our CEO recovers and test results are in on the quality of MGM H2O. Please let R&D handle this unfortunate incident.

Hey! Who parked that liitle piece of foriegn junk in my parking place!?!

 

[madonna31]

I think that Amandadaddy is absolutely correct!

Hey...didnt even know that we HAD group coverage - maybe it's because I have yet to see a paycheck...not that I am complaining or anything, but there is a thursday once EVERY week - right?

 

[DisneyJen]

A-Daddy and Miss Jasmine I think that we need to use the money we will save on the health insurance and pour it into upgrading security around MGM right away.

We also need to dispatch an extra security team to OT"s secret hide-away.

Time to implement the Shadow WDWWDS Executive Plan (you know the one that the US Government used as a template for its Shadow Government plan). Off to the utildoors for 24 hours on 24 hours off shifts. Everyone, you know the drill!!

I am still convinced that this is a plot by that "other" organization. You know the one that keeps crashing the boards.

I'll implement the media blackout until further notice!!!

 

[DisneyJen]

Good news WDWWDS members ... our fearless founding father our benevolent leader is ... feeling much better :bounce

He did make an appearance today and Jas and I have spoken with him. We still need to keep him in the utlifoor bunkers until Jas confirms that this was not a case of espionage.

Media blackouts are still in effect.

Higgs, Dave and A-Daddy what have you found?

 

[Higgs22]

We still haven't found anything solid yet....mostly because the damn cast members decided they needed to open Timekeeper..and we had to take the lab down...hopefully the lab will be back in operation later today.....
Maybe WDWWDS security could swing by there and clear the place out for us..we need to get a handle on this problem....
Hopefully we will have more later today....

 

[amandadaddy]

I haven't gotten any official reports on what contaminants may have been present in the GMR water that our CEO drank, but I heard an unconfirmed report that the creature from Alien may have taken an unauthorized potty-break in said water. I'm no expert, but if this is true, in light of what that thing's blood does, it would not suprise me at all to learn that it's excrement could cause uncontrolable porcelain hugging and porcelin bus driving ( a.k.a. dropping the kids off at the pool ) if ingested.

Madonna, paydays are the second Tuesday of each week, all unclaimed paychecks are deposited as donations to the society. I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart for being one of our largest contributers. As for company benefits, we're a charitable organization, but we're not communists! Of course we have payroll and benefits!

 

[DisneyJen]

Those silly cast members know better than to open Time Keeper ... sheesh it's not even peak time yet. I say that any cast member who interferes with WDWWDS labs should spend 71 hours cleaning up after the horses on Main Street as Community Service.

Excellent detective work A-Daddy. Your team is like the CSI of WDWWDS Who is the VP in charge of telling the Alien that it is not polite to potty where people drink... sorta like not pooping in your mess kit I don't want have to tell him (of course the Alien is a him )

 

[Miss Jasmine]

So far all is coming back negative on that MGM-wide water contamination. It may be that the water on the GMR is just so stale, it needs to be refreshed. However, I'm still investigating whether there was a sinister plot. I am trying to get some cast members into our fold so that we can get some inside scoop, but so far, no luck. Maybe we need one of our member to become a cast member? Do we have any volunteers?

For the time being the water is still off limits at MGM, pending further investigations.

Yes, our fearless leader was almost back to his lovable self yesterday. Hopefully, Jen and I will have further good news today to report on his recovery.

 

[wdwoldtimer]

Excellent work everyone! I did take a sip of GMR water.

Jas, I'm authorizing you to use any and all means necessary to crack this case. There have already been attempts to take Jen and me out of commission with tainted water this week. We can't let these attacks continue. If you need more funding, give the details to A-Dad. I also need you to assign me a body guard until you can get to the bottom of this. Time to go on the offensive. Deputize ozzel if you need help, she has superhero experience and could be a good agent to pose as a CM.

Jen, as I'm sure you know, we need to put a positive spin on this whole thing. And yes, the Aliens in GMR are male...but you saw Aliens, the second movie didn't you? The female is MUCH meaner AND she's prone to sudden mood swings....a very bad combination.

 

[ozzel]

I am SO on the case!!! You know CM's have recruited me several times - they ask "are you a cast member" and I say "no, but I should be"

So, what's the sich? I figure I could inflitrate MGM via Star Tours using my encyclopedic knowledge of the films. That could then segway into Muppetvision or Indy which could get me close to GMR.

Call me on the Kimmunicator!

-Kim

 

[Higgs22]

The theory about the alien may be closer to the truth then you guys think...we are seeing substances in the GMR water that we've never seen before....and some things that look suspiciously like EGGS!!! ewwwwww

Anyway, we are poised to regain the lab (even if we have to take it by force) and we will follow up on this...

BTW...for security measures...we have installed a numerical lock on the lab door...the password is 7171...
DO NOT RELEASE THIS INFORMATION TO ANYONE NOT IN THE WDWWDS...our lives may depend on it

 

[madonna31]

Dont you worry, never fear, Madonna 31 is finally here!!!

Old Timer - Am I or am I NOT VP of Entertainment? I believe with my excessive acting skills of playing every role from a tramp (do not insert nasty comment here) to the leader of Argentina - surely I can make this "Mickey Mouse Role" of a cast member work?!!?

Watch...

"...Please step off of the blood red carpet, into the the dead center of the room..."

Did you not read my resume? I use to work as Marilyn Monroe at the 'bad people park' - how else would I have known about that Jurrasic Park water? (oops - did I say that outloud?)

Since Higgs just informed me that this job does indeed pay - then I am willing to use my hidden talents to help out

 

[cherylp3]

Couldn't you guys use the Kitchens in the carosel of progress as a back up lab?

Cheryl - who enjoys reading this thread .

 

[WDWCrazzyCunninghams]

Now it's time to say goodbye, to all our company....
M I C....See ya real soon!
K E Y...WHy? Because we like you!
M O U S E.......

Hey gang!! This Mouseketeer is off for a Family Fun Weekend!! We are leaving tomorrow noonish and won't be back until Sunday evening.

For those of you that are familiar with Longaberger Baskets...I am a HUGE fan and Sales Consultant as well! My WONDERFUL DH called the other day and suggested we take a trip up to where the baskets are manufactured in Dresden, OH. We have been before and always enjoy going.

Soooo, with that said......have a GREAT weekend!!! Don't make too many pages for me to have to catch up on!! (well, if I managed to read all 112 pages of the Original Parks Games, I imagine 10 or so won't be too bad!)

TTFN....Ta ta for now!!!

 

[amandadaddy]

Ah hah! Some apparent validity to the rumor....you just know that H2O had to taste funny. If the tests conclusively prove that the alien was doing his best impersonation of a 3 yr old at a YC/BC pool, I recommend that all WDWWDS members be provided a ph testing kit to avoid future illnesses and that MGM's H2O supply be declared safe for consumption after testing.