Attention all WDWWDS members!!! Attention!!! Put down those glasses and bottles, fold those drinking straws....everyone out of the executive jacuzzi! I have an important announcement to make!!
(who borrowed my royal fanfare CD anyway? Quick, someone tap on a desk like a drum roll!)
The WDWWDS is pleased to officially announce the appointment of our new Chief Operating Officer and Senior Executive VP, mrsapalm!! She has completed all initiation into the Society with flying colors!
MrsA joins the WDWWDS with many years of water drinking and executive management experience, most recently as Senior Operations Manager at Poland Springs. Before that she was Marketing director for Perrier. Effective immediately, all Executive VPs will report directly to our new COO. Please join me in welcoming mrsapalm to the Society.
For those who are interested, you can see MrsA's initiation photo in the new Society Museum located on the first floor of our new Worldwide Headquarters building.
Now who's planning the big party? New COO, ADad and AMom are in town?? Time for a big Texas shindig.