WDW Water!!!

[mrsapalm]

Are we in Official WDWWDS Recruiting Mode... 'cause I would luuuurrrrrvvvvve to brainstorm on some recruiting missions. I could scout out some locations next week!
-MrsAPalm

 

[DisneyJen]

Mrs.A ... I think we can always use fresh blood ... sorta like fresh water sources

 

[mrsapalm]

I'm all for examining candidates who have a bit of history in the CC... I know I had to prove to my now-fellow-Board-Members how worthy I was to be considered for such a prestigous group.
-MrsAPalm

 

[Miss Jasmine]

Ohh come on MrsA, it wasn't that hard. After all, we all liked you!!!!!!

(from wdwoldtimer on the Parks Game thread) To be considered as a member-candidate, you have to be sponsored by a member in good standing. Typically that only happens if a) you have been in the CC or on the WDWWDS thread for a period of time and have been playing nicely with everyone, b) you ask nicely and c) people in the WDWWDS like you.
There's rigorous training one must undergo and a final initiation. All this is explained in Article 7171 of the WDWWDS bylaws, which can be found at your local Public Library or City Hall. We used to have a recruiter but she's managed to disappear. Where the heck is Chele, anyway?!?

 

[wdwoldtimer]

Oh here's the thread. For some reason I lost all my thread subscriptions.

Yep, you guys got it. iwannabekimpossible...that's me. I think it's the clothes...that bare midrift look. Ever see the episode where everyone in the school started wearing KP fashions? Ahh if that were only true... Actually sometimes I wonder if I AM Kim...like an alter-ego or one half of a split personality. If I were Kim...would I know it? Anyway, who knows how to dye hair red?

I've already taken care of inviting JWill and Distriv...long overdue I might say. We used to have a Vp of Member Services who would be in charge of recruiting...dunno what happened to her...but I think it was Chele. Anyway you're welcome to work on a recruting mission next week, Andrea. Wait....do you guys have a video camera?? You HAVE to tape a clip of you walking up to total strangers, explaining what we do and asking them to join. How about making up flyers and sticking them under everyone's windshield in the parking lots? lol...

Speaking of which...we need T-Shirts to spread the gospel. I was thinking something not too flashy. Like WDWWDS on the front and "Got water?" on the back. And that reminds me....wasn't our Marketing VP supposed to come up with a logo, like a thousand years ago??? Oh wait...it took four months to download pics off a camera...I guess it's too soon for the logo.

Jas, you're going to have to take a more active role in this new member screening....last trimester or not. The jury's still out the newest CCers....I detect a little wise-assedness there. And we know there's enough wise-assedness in the CEO position already, thank you very much.

It is true, we all liked mrsapalm from the get go...but remember that little incident where she referred to a respected member as a he instead of a she (or vice versa)....prompting one of her initiations to be nullified? Thankfully she rectified that little problem with a stunning performance on her second initiation. Anyway, I think that's what she was referring to. I don't think it was Granny though, who often gets that.

Speaking of whom....what's with him dropping his WDWWDS title?? Do we have a defector....or is the word defecater??? I think there's another exec who's dropped it too. So are we like the mafia? Once your in, the only way you can leave is in a body bag or cement shoes???

Now that I've gotten that business out of the way, where's the executive Christmas party going to be?? Madonna better be cooking up some good entertainment. I vote for having it at Jen's old house in PA. Might as well close it out with a bang.

 

[Miss Jasmine]

I second having the Christmas party and Jen's "old" house. I already have the baking just about complete, so we are good on cookies and stuff like that.

Yes, it seems that there are some that need their backgrounds really checked. Third trimester or not I will be monitoring the situation and making recommendations to our fearless leader. I already have some feelings on this matter. I'll try not to let that get in the way.

Ohhh poor Andrea, I forgot about that whole "incident".

I am also launching an investigation on our missing members and those dropping their titles...Kim please report for duty.

 

[mrsapalm]

Yes, I will be armed with a video camera along with my trusty old crappy Kodak Advantix (get with the 21st Century, I know), so I can do some, ahem, "Woman-On-The-Street" interviews.
The incident in question, as much as I would like to forget it, occurred in the CC. I most egregiously referred to MBabe as a "he" instead of her womanly "she." Please note that this was before she began donning her Dole Wench outfit. After many apologies, I was issued a challenging mission, which I completed and turned the results over to OT. He is now in possession of said results and I'm sure will provide mission details to anyone he deems appropriate.
I'm all for T-Shirts. Those of us with geekability can print the logos on iron-on sheets and go from there, and distribute iron-on sheets to those who don't have access to such equipment.
As for def... defa.... defac.... defectors, maybe they were turned around to The Dark Side (couldn't resist ) or switched to That Other Organization Which Shall Remain Nameless. Is it a search-and-rescue mission?
I am all for Jwill and Distriv (agreed - long overdue, before my time)! I also agree that there is waaaayyy too much "new attitude" to wade through Over There. Ick.
Oh my, have I become OT's puppet? Brings new meaning to the term "Yes Man."
-MrsAPalm

 

[wdwoldtimer]

Hope I didn't tickle you when I had my hand jammed in your back, making your mouth move, MrsAP....nice work though. Here's a certificate for an extra weeks stay at the Poly for all your hard work.

And for God's sake, Woman!!!!! Get a digital camera!!! Jen can teach you how to download the pics....err...on second thought...

 

[Magickndm]

I also agree that there is waaaayyy too much "new attitude" to wade through Over There. Ick

Whew...I thought it was just me...

 

[Miss Jasmine]

Oh please don't get to Jen on advice about dowloading pictures, I beg of you, MrsA. Let's see in today's PC world, wouldn't that be a "Yes Person"? Makes you wonder if society will be one gender someday....ummm sorry to get off topic.

It may be a search and rescue mission, depends on the circumstances. If they have turned to the "Dark Side" then we have to decide their fate, do we try to bring them back or do we just kill them. I think I know our fearless leaders answer and I will do whatever he asks of me.

 

[mrsapalm]

Hey OT, who's this girl with her hand up my back?

Yeah, MK, you are on the right track. Annoying, isn't it?
-MrsAPalm

 

[wdwoldtimer]

ROFLMAO!!!

Great picture!!! Is that a little MrsAP?!?!? You just gotta hand it to ppl that can throw their voices....they're a dying breed. sigh

Oh wait, not you. Ok I'll guess the real girl is Jess and the puppet is Daphne.

 

[DisneyJen]

Of course we can have the party here in the "old house" ... you have to know the secret destination tho

And don't listen to Jas and OT ... I am the most technical proficient member of OT's harem, roflmao ...

 

[Miss Jasmine]

Just as an update on my investigation on possible new members...Ummm things aren't looking too good. Of course our fearless leader makes the final decision. Lucky him.

 

[ozzel]

Jas - I believe you requested my services.

How can I help?

As for the 'tude - it's not like OT doesn't provoke it! But that's what we expect from OT - Sarcasm. He doesn't need to use smilies - they're implied.

Personally, I really enjoyed the "Monkey Fist Strikes" episode of KP. 50 miles of Bad Road! That, and Mysitcal Monkey Power is Sick and Wrong. But my fav. villian has to be Senior Seinor Seinor.

Call me, beep me, if you wanna reach me,

Kim

 

[wdwoldtimer]

Point taken Kimbo, but honestly I didn't start this particular thing. I just won't back down or refrain from escalation when someone I don't even know starts talking trash to me. It's different from you all, since, as you know, I know and love all of you (sniff...pass me a tissue someone). And I only give you all grief for the same reason.

Besides, I think the "tude" problems were there before I got into it.

Anyway, it's certainly livened up the CC....and that's always a good thing!!

 

[Miss Jasmine]

There there OT, here's a tissue, you want me to hold it while you blow your nose? I can't believe I am saying this...but in this instance you are innocent (OT and innocent, that just doesn't seem right...anyway...). I wouldn't back down either!!!!

The threads have been fun today!!!!

 

[DisneyJen]

What's love got to do with it? And I thought you loved me more!!!! No wait ... you love Jas more .... No wait ... you love us equally but differently ...

Somebody pass me a straw ... I really need a drink of IASW since we can all feel the love tonight

 

[mrsapalm]

You can love the WDWDS, and you can llluuuuuurrrrrvvvvvve the WDWWDS.
I'm with Miss J - the CC began to get in a disarray before OT was dragged into the melee.
Kim - I love the Monkey Fist Strikes episode!!
The waters of IASW are so soothing, yet so odd. I sense a disturbance in the Force. Other powers are at work here, and it is up to the WDWWDS to get to the bottom of this.
-MrsAPalm

 

[Higgs22]

Good to see the WDWWDS back again J
As always…my R & D team is at your disposal….what is our next mission???