WDW Old Schoolers ... Remember When? - "If You Had Wings"

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I'm not the only one who remembers this ride, right? The first time I went to WDW was in the summer of 1977 or 1978 (I was 5 or 6). I do not remember much about my visit to the Magic Kingdom, but I remember the "If You Had Wings" ride vividly (Well, with help from Wikipedia, of course).

The ride was in Tomorrowland (where Buzz Lightyear's Space Ranger Spin now sits) and it was sponsored by Eastern Airlines (remember them?). From Wikipedia: "If You Had Wings" was an undisguised promotion for the then-giant Eastern Air Lines, whose slogan at the time was "The Wings of Man." It was a two-person "Omnimover" ride in the dark. The ride featured images of some of Eastern's tourist destinations including Mexico City, Puerto Rico, the Bahamas and New Orleans.
The four-and-a-half-minute ride conveyed seated passengers slowly, steadily, and smoothly through a series of rooms. The experience began with a vaguely-simulated "takeoff" in which the ride ascended a slope, while projections of animated silhouettes of seagulls and airplanes swept past on the walls, enhancing the feeling of motion and gently suggesting flight. Riders observed various theater-like sets embedding small screens showing rear-projected filmed scenes. Thirty-eight 16mm projectors, were used in the attraction. The rooms illustrated various Eastern destinations and presented tourist experiences such as straw-hat markets, fishermen, limbo dancers, and steel drum bands. The omnipresent music featured singers tunefully chanting, "If you had wings, if you had wings, if you had wings, had wings, had wings, had wings." The music did not succeed in masking the sound of the hidden projectors, which were audible throughout most of the ride.

Viewers passed through a sequence of colorful scenes corresponding to the following locations: Mexico, Bermuda, Puerto Rico, the Bahamas (where a traffic cop directed a flock of flamingos as well as pedestrians and vehicles), Jamaica (where a pod of bathing-suit-clad young people clambered up the rocks at Dunn's River Falls), Trinidad, and New Orleans (where shadows of blowing jazzmen flickered on the wall). Eastern Air Lines had, uncoincidentally, a vested interest in travel to all of these places. Many of the scenes had their own sound effects that mixed with the ceaseless music.

Having passed through this sequence of site sets, riders entered the "speed room", an ellipsoid onto the interior of which were projected snippets of first-person movies of an airplane taking off, a train, waterskies, motorcycles, airboats, and a few other scenes. The clips were projected on the walls by a 70 mm projector. The ovoid screen encompassed the viewers' peripheral vision. Furthermore, the vehicle reclined in the speed room, and a breeze was blown on riders. The wraparound images, in combination with the motion and reclining angle of the vehicle and a blast of air, arguably constituted an early attempt at virtual reality. The images were to some extent blurry and distorted, unlike Disney's sharper Circle-Vision 360 technology; it rather resembled the fuzzy Cinema 180 shows featured in many contemporary amusement parks. Nevertheless, the projection effect combined with the motion of the ride produced a genuinely exhilarating sense of speed, and the long, egg-like shape of the room allowed plenty of time to experience the effect. The speed room was followed by the "mirror room", where two more 70mm projectors produced images of snow-covered mountains appearing on large screens and were reflected in enormous floor-to-ceiling mirrors, and the music changed to a wordless symphonic swell of harmonies.

The ride "descended" after the mirror room, and a buttery baritone voice of Orson Wells gave riders the following soothing assurance:

You do have wings.
You can do all these things.
You can widen your world.
Eastern. We'll be your wings.

(In the earlier years of this attraction, the voice's closing words ended with the phrase, "Eastern: the Wings of Man.") Subsequent to hearing this message, riders disembarked to an area containing an Eastern Air Lines reservation desk. Agents stood ready to assist riders, presumably inspired by what they had just experienced, with travel arrangements. Few seemed to take advantage of this opportunity.

In 1987, Eastern withdrew its sponsorship and the attraction closed on June 1 of that year. Although remembered affectionately by many, a fan website devoted to the attraction notes, "If you can't remember the public uproar surrounding the closing... one possible reason is that there was none."
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Subsequent to the closing of IYHW, Disney removed all references to Eastern, changed the name of the ride to If You Could Fly, and re-opened it on June 6, 1987. The sets and films were intact, but the theme music had been replaced. For many fans of the ride the absence of the infectious original music had taken much of the fun out of the attraction, and the opening scene which originally had a film about Eastern had been replaced with footage of flying birds. On January 4, 1989 If You Could Fly was permanently closed.

Delta Dreamflight
Soon, Delta Air Lines[3][4] took over sponsorship and made plans to update and remodel the attraction. The replacement was Delta Dreamflight, which made use of the same ride system and floor layout, but all new scenery and music.


Disney's Take Flight
Delta dropped its sponsorship in June 1996. WDW removed all references to Delta and renamed the attraction Disney's Take Flight. The ride lasted two years, closing in January 1998. Unlike the wholesale musical change from If You Had Wings to If You Could Fly, Take Flight 's music was the same as Dreamflight 's except for some tweaks to the lyrics.


Buzz Lightyear's Space Ranger Spin
Disney decided to use the ride space to promote its popular film, Pixar's Toy Story. The new attraction, Buzz Lightyear's Space Ranger Spin, again makes use of the original ride system and floor plan, but now riders can control the rotation of their vehicle via joysticks, and are armed with "laser guns" to shoot at targets stationed throughout the attraction.
 
I was only 4 when I rode it , but I vaguely remember it.My parents remember it quite vividly, because my Dad asked whatever happened to it.
 
I was only 4 when I rode it , but I vaguely remember it.My parents remember it quite vividly, because my Dad asked whatever happened to it.

We were at WDW in February and I was going crazy looking for "If You Had Wings"! I don't know why I thought that ride was so fabulous!
 
I remember it!

I hadn't realized how many rides borrowed elements from this ride until I was looking up some information on it recently. I certainly didn't realize that Buzz Lightyear uses the same track and retains the original speedrooms.

Of the three rides that have been housed there, it's a tossup between If You Had Wings and Buzz Lightyear as to which is the best. IYHW was more innovative but Buzz is lots of fun.

Dreamflight was just hideous, though. As far as I know, it's the first and only time Disney used manniquins and manniquins only instead of animatronic figures. The whole ride just felt cheap and the ending song was just obnoxious.

I'm not convinced that that's Orson Welles at the end, though. I'll give a listen.
 

Apparently the original narration was removed in the mid to late 70s, that's probably why I don't remember Orson Welles doing the narration.
 
I'm glad that other people remember "If You Had Wings", because no one who went to WDW with me in 1977/1978 seems to remember it! My mother seriously believes that I "dreamed" about such a ride. I remember loving IYHW so much that I went on 3 or 4 times.

Wow ... mannequins on "Dreamflight"? Cheap, cheap, cheap. Buzz Lightyear was one of my faves when we went to WDW this past February.
 
I remember it! I have more vivid memories of when Delta was the sponsor. Probably due to my age. Loved that ride, so relaxing.:cloud9:
 
I totally remember the original If you had wings! In fact now that I've read the lyrics I have that song stuck in my head. (Doh!) This ride was one of our favorite escapes from the heat when we were kids. It was rarely crowded so you could stretch out in your own car in the AC and go a few times in a row no problem. The traffic cop was my favorite part, there was also a screen on the floor that looked like a pool. It didn't occur to me until now how much the surround screen room was a precursor to Soarin'. Thanks for the nostalgia! ~ducky
 
I remember that SOOO well!

We went in the 70's when you had tickets - A tickets through E tickets. And that was a ride that didn't cost any tickets - probably because it was sponsored. So we made sure we hit rides like that where you didn't have to use a ticket! It was probably one of the first rides we would do when we got to the park. For some reason, we always hit Tomorrowland first.
 
I remember it well. I loved that ride. And I also remember it didn't cost any tickets so we rode it alot!!!!
 
I went to WDW in 1972. Since you didn't need a ticket for this ride, I remember my brother and I going on this over and over. I think we rode about 10 times in a row (probably more). WDW was certainly different back then. There was just MK, the rides required different tickets, and there were only 2 hotels on site (Contemporary and Poly).
 
Wow ... mannequins on "Dreamflight"? Cheap, cheap, cheap. Buzz Lightyear was one of my faves when we went to WDW this past February.

That's rather ironic seeing as Buzz Lightyear uses what looks like cardboard cutouts for most of it's theming...

I really enjoyed Dreamflight, not sure why people hated it
 
I totally remember the original If you had wings! In fact now that I've read the lyrics I have that song stuck in my head. (Doh!) This ride was one of our favorite escapes from the heat when we were kids. It was rarely crowded so you could stretch out in your own car in the AC and go a few times in a row no problem. The traffic cop was my favorite part, there was also a screen on the floor that looked like a pool. It didn't occur to me until now how much the surround screen room was a precursor to Soarin'. Thanks for the nostalgia! ~ducky

Me too, I remember it well...."if you had wings....if you had wings....if you had wings had wings had wings".....:cloud9: Nice cold ride, and rode it numerous times, those were the days.....:sad1:
 
I remember it from when I was a kid. It was one of my faves.
 
Put me down as another one who used to ride "If You Had Wings" over and over and over and over as a child. And not just because it was a "free" attraction. It used to be one of my favorites in the early Seventies, and still ranks as one of my all-time favorite attractions!

If you want to see a really great web site devoted to "If You Had Wings," check out "Widen Your World" at http://home.cfl.rr.com/omniluxe/iyhw-main.htm :thumbsup2
 
I was remembering it last time I was on Buzz Lightyear. There's the one part where you go through a "tunnel" with a screen above you. Now the screen has a space battle-type scene, but I remember going through it when it was "If You Had Wings." Can't remember what exactly was on the screen, I think it was birds?

DH and I always comment that not only do we remember it being sponsored by Eastern, but when you flew Eastern Airlines down, they always offered you a choice of oj or white wine before take off. I don't know why remembering one always brings up the other!
 
I rode it on the last day it was opened. It was empty and I kept re-riding it up until the closing. I remember wanting to be one of the last to ride it. I loved it!!! If you had wings, had wings, had wings, everyone sing with me.
 
I was remembering it last time I was on Buzz Lightyear. There's the one part where you go through a "tunnel" with a screen above you. Now the screen has a space battle-type scene, but I remember going through it when it was "If You Had Wings." Can't remember what exactly was on the screen, I think it was birds?

That was the "speed room" where POV movies of waterskiing, an airplane taking off, etc. were projected. Your seat would recline a little and a breeze would be blowing on you to simulate the feeling of speed. It was a great effect. :)
 
When I was a kid it was my and my mom's favorite ride. I had a bad experience on Space Mountain (slid off the seat and landed on the floor) and was so freaked by it I wouldn't ride it anymore. My mother and I would ride If You Had Wings repeatedly until my father and brother got off the ride.

I loved that song - we'd walk around singing it all day afterwards. It's probably what I miss most of all the old rides at Magic Kingdom.
 
I remember it too- it always felt like a big commercial for Eastern Airlines to me. It does bring back memories of trips as a kid though.
 












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