Wasting away again in Loserville-(all welcome to grab an adult beverage and come in)

[MNFootballMommy]

Now how am I supposed to follow that? I can't!

 

[mdrob214]

Now how am I supposed to follow that? I can't!

Oh, come on! Surely you have something good!

 

[MNFootballMommy]

Oh, come on! Surely you have something good!

You set your expectations WAY too high for this Loser!

HusBAD is gone until Thursday. DD and I are still in our jammies and she had Skittles for breakfast. Loser indeed...

 

[Lintasare]

You set your expectations WAY too high for this Loser!

HusBAD is gone until Thursday. DD and I are still in our jammies and she had Skittles for breakfast. Loser indeed...

What an awesome mom you are. I love Skittles.

 

[MNFootballMommy]

Thanks Linty--I figure the green ones are just like veggies, right?

 

[It's A Happy Day]

Thanks Linty--I figure the green ones are just like veggies, right?

They ARE FRUIT flavored!!!!

Orange = orange
green = lime
yellow = lemon
red = cherry


heeeeeeelllllllllllllo, you have met her fruit quota for the day

 

[MNFootballMommy]

So, if her fruit quota has been met, does that mean no Starburst for dinner?

 

[It's A Happy Day]

So, if her fruit quota has been met, does that mean no Starburst for dinner?

No, we can call those her veggies.....

orange = carrots
yellow = yellow squash or yellow beans
green = peas, lettuce, green beans
red = tomatoes

 

[JimmyPicker]

Oh! There was this one time...at band camp...Naw, I'm just kidding!

I did make radioactive egg salad once. Luckily, no one died.

 

[MNFootballMommy]

Oh! There was this one time...at band camp...Naw, I'm just kidding!

I did make radioactive egg salad once. Luckily, no one died.

 

[JimmyPicker]

It's true. The egg salad turned green. Way freaky.

 

[It's A Happy Day]

It's true. The egg salad turned green. Way freaky.

And people ate it

 

[JimmyPicker]

It wasn't really that bad. It was an hor d'oeurve. We take egg salad, add a little curry powder and crunch up some bacon in it, put it on toast rounds and put a smidge of mango chutney on top.

Basically what happened was that I was making the egg salad and my friend cut her hand. Somehow, when she started *%&$$@#'ing, I must've jumped and added too much curry powder.

Anyhow, when we pulled it out of the fridge later, it's like the spices had turned it this weird green color. She said what the (insert bad word here) happened to this egg salad?! I bet if we turn out the lights this stuff will glow in the dark!

And yes, people ate it. The flavor was quite ... explosive, but it was fine. Slightly freaky to look at, but fine nonetheless.

 

[JimmyPicker]

Did my radioactive egg salad story scare you all away?

Come back! Don't leave me!

 

[MNFootballMommy]

I guess I am a little confused about that 'explosive flavor' comment, Jimmy. Was that going in...or coming out??

 

[JimmyPicker]

It was all the curry. I think it was explosive on both ends. We had some septic issues also. Not sure if they might have been related...

 

[fraggle551]

I went to band camp. And thats all im saying about that!

I don't get out of tickets with my cleavage. I use my dad. I have his FD stuff in my wallet, and a sticker on my car. Actually i've only been pulled over once and it was on my way to see him at work. The officer asked me where I was going in such a hurry and I blurted out my dads house number. He told me to slow down and be careful, have a nice day. He was also a state trooper and I was doing 35 over the speed limit! That was my lucky day. I do go slower since then too.


Ok losers, bedtime. Yes, its 8:00. Yes, im 21 years old. I'm exhausted though. Perhaps I had too much fun this weekend

 

[LaraK]

Hiya gang!

Heck, if I'm gonna get gouges in my shoulders because of the tatas, the least they can do is get me out of tickets.

 

[JimmyPicker]

I have a fan base! Did you guys know this? It's nice to be so loved! (Sarcasm, in case you couldn't tell.)

 

[LaraK]

Seriously? The girl has internet access in her room...guess I'm just a horrible parent.