Wasting away again in Loserville-(all welcome to grab an adult beverage and come in)

[JimmyPicker]

No. I'm a bad mother and I'll look back in a few years and wonder where the heck my camera was.

It was more of a "we've gotta get this crap off of you" moment instead of a "aw, look at how cute you are when you're in trouble" moment.

 

[JimmyPicker]

Losers? Hello? Anybody there? Is everyone in a chocolate coma?

 

[Lintasare]

Losers? Hello? Anybody there? Is everyone in a chocolate coma?

More like a margarita coma. I swear my friend put a CUP of tequila in the shaker. Holy Carp they were strong.

 

[JimmyPicker]

Did you save a little sip for me?

 

[LUVMYTINK]

Mmmmmmmmm chocolate

 

[JimmyPicker]

Don't drool for it, Tink. You know you could raid your kids bags. That would be less sugar for them to get hyped up on. Perfect reason to eat as much of it as you can!

 

[LUVMYTINK]

Don't drool for it, Tink. You know you could raid your kids bags. That would be less sugar for them to get hyped up on. Perfect reason to eat as much of it as you can!

I wish but I think #1DS has a photographic memory of what is in his bag and DD remembers she got alot of bags of m&ms. Though the little one just knows he "gots lots of candy" not what kinds.

 

[SHAYMARAYSMOM]

Did you save a little sip for me?

And a big sip for me?

I wish but I think #1DS has a photographic memory of what is in his bag and DD remembers she got alot of bags of m&ms. Though the little one just knows he "gots lots of candy" not what kinds.

Okay so steal from the little one. That works out great.
We still have all our candy. We did not get any kids
Warden will eat all. But I told him he has to do some tricks for it

 

[JimmyPicker]

Here's what you do.

Eat candy out of one bag, it doesn't matter whose bag it is.

IF the kid notices, have a stern talking to all the kids about only eating their own candy. They don't have to know it was you. Just shove the wrappers in the couch cushions because if your kids are like mine, if they see the wrapper in the trash, instead of on the floor, on the coffee table, on the sofa, they'll know mommy ate it.

 

[LUVMYTINK]

You know that might work, except mommy has to keep the pumpkins on top of the fridge cause of little fingers just wanting "one more piece"

I did get my chocolate fix today when we went to Walmart and I have a whole pumpkin candy dish full of candy corn and half a thing of Hot Tamales so I'm good

 

[JimmyPicker]

When you're the one rationing the candy, you can't blame it on the kids! My kids have their candy all over the living room floor. Of course, I've been yelling at them for two hours to clean it up.

But I've also stole 4 packs of skittles and no one noticed.

 

[MNFootballMommy]

Hey Losers!

We survived Halloween, WW weigh in (the big 4-0 ) and the craft fair spectacular yesterday. Today is laundry (I have no pants to wear! ), bills and taking down the Halloween decor. Tomorrow is flu shots. Could life get any better than this??

 

[LaraK]

I'm supervising room cleaning. I too have to climb the laundry mountain today.

 

[JimmyPicker]

I'm ready to kill my husband. I guess I'd better go find something to do, or I may be divorced when he gets home.

Hmm, maybe I won't do anything after all. Doesn't sound like such a bad plan to me at this point.

 

[Mkrop]

I vote for doing nothing!

 

[MNFootballMommy]

I vote for doing nothing!

Not another political thread...

 

[JimmyPicker]

Well, I haven't done much, but I did make the kids clean the living room, and I started a pot of soup for dinner.

I am going to do a few little things, like sweep, load the dishwasher, etc, but nothing major.

He can bite me.

 

[MNFootballMommy]

Well, I haven't done much, but I did make the kids clean the living room, and I started a pot of soup for dinner.

I am going to do a few little things, like sweep, load the dishwasher, etc, but nothing major.

He can bite me.

Jimmy, watch what you say! He's a man. He'll take that as an invitation for extra curriculars...heck, they'll take ANYTHING as an invitation for that. Mine is on his deathbed with a cold/allergies but it hasn't diminished his 'drive' (unfortunately... )

 

[LaraK]

We got the beds switched out...well, sort of. There is still a matress in the living room and a box spring in the family room.

My son's room is sorta clean...my daughter's is a disaster. She's going to have to finish it later.

 

[JimmyPicker]

Hey, I just realized something! No football. No holidays. My evenings are going to be spent at home!!

Lara, leave the mattress in the living room and let the kids sleep on it tonight. They'll have fun!

Hmm, or I could get my husband to pick it up on his way home, and he can use it tonight since, well, you know.