Wasting away again in Loserville-(all welcome to grab an adult beverage and come in)

[Lintasare]

The wind is going to blow me away today. I'm scared to go outside. I'm afraid I might get blown to Oz.

But they have fabulous shoes in Oz.

 

[JimmyPicker]

True. But I'm not like Dorothy. I'd be hollaring for a taxi, a golf cart, something to take me down that yellow brick road.

 

[Lintasare]

Very true, I could never hoof it to the Emerald City in heels.

 

[LivelyLissa]

Very true, I could never hoof it to the Emerald City in heels.

WTH is the tag fairy?

 

[JimmyPicker]

I agree. That deserves attention from the TF. Too bad they aren't slags, or they'd have been all over that by now.

 

[LivelyLissa]

I agree. That deserves attention from the TF. Too bad they aren't slags, or they'd have been all over that by now.

I don't know...a little clean for a slag. They would have to be FMPs.

 

[Lintasare]

Unfortunately for me the TF is never around when I say anything that is actually funny or witty.

 

[JimmyPicker]

Can we just pretend she said FMPs so the slag can have some fun?

 

[Lintasare]

Can we just pretend she said FMPs so the slag can have some fun?

What's an FMP? I'm behind on my abbreviations. But in the meantime...sure, pretend away.

 

[LivelyLissa]

What's an FMP? I'm behind on my abbreviations. But in the meantime...sure, pretend away.

I don't think you're allowed to define them here. The last two words are "me pumps"

 

[Lintasare]

I don't think you're allowed to define them here. The last two words are "me pumps"

Gotcha. Yeah pretend I said it.

 

[MNFootballMommy]

We had those winds on Sunday--they are what brought the snow. NO WAY would I be wearing FMPs in that--my tootsies need to stay warm and toasty. That's right--I prefer toasty tootsies!

 

[JimmyPicker]

I keep having visions of Linty running through Oz in her FMPs.

These winds have nearly blown me away today. Steady winds between 30 and 40 mph all day!

 

[Lintasare]

I keep having visions of Linty running through Oz in her FMPs.

These winds have nearly blown me away today. Steady winds between 30 and 40 mph all day!

I can't run in FMPs...I can pose. But don't ask me to walk or I would eat pavement.

 

[MNFootballMommy]

Linty, I can totally picture you posing in your FMP's, raunchy music in the background while you are eating a piece of cake...THAT'S what Supermodels should do!

 

[JimmyPicker]

If you do it right, you don't have to walk in them!

 

[Lintasare]

If you do it right, you don't have to walk in them!

Apparently I am not doing it right. Teach me Master

 

[JimmyPicker]

It's so cliche, but ok, lemme teach you.

FMPs and not much else. Stand in the doorway of the bedroom, so he can see the bed (sending him a subliminal message), run your fingers seductively along the doorway, give come hither look, and viola -- you will be carried to the bed. Or tackled immediately to the floor. No walking involved.

 

[MNFootballMommy]

Too much work. Couldn't I just get him a cookie instead?

 

[JimmyPicker]

As long as you don't have to cook the cookie, I guess that'd' be alright.