Was it God?

[manning]

The lady next door just came home from ice fishing with a strange look on her face. For the first time in her life she went ice fishing by herself. Just as she was to drill a hole in the ice a loud voice says "There is no fish under the ice". So she goes to another location and again starts to drill and again a loud voice says "There is no fish under the ice". She moves again and after starting 12 new holes and each time getting that loud voice saying there is no fish under the ice she looks around and doesn't see anyone. Puzzled she looks up to the sky and says "How do you know there isn't fish under the ice, are you god??? Voice "No I am not god, I am the manager of the ice skating rink."

 

[ToddyLu]

That deserves a

 

[Magic Mom]

 

[ginna74]

 

[Lisa loves Pooh]

 

[golfgal]

That roar you heard came from all of these ice fishermen/women

 

[Minnie]

 

[kamikazecat]

Love it!

 

[Tinijocaro]

Well, if it HAD been God, he would have said "There ARE no fish under the ice." I would assume he would have perfect grammar!

 

[angie@dvcstore]

So funny Love it! lol

 

[Micca]

Something tells me this joke started life as a "blonde joke".