was Bush wired? Letterman's take on it

[jennyanydots]

10. "It's connected to an earpiece so Cheney can feed me answers--****, I wasn't supposed to say that."

9. "It's a device that shocks me every time I mispronounce a word."

8. "Just a bunch of intelligence memos I haven't gotten around to reading yet."

7. "Mmm, delicious Muenster cheese."

6. "John Kerry initially voted for the bulge in my jacket, then voted against it."

5. "I'll tell you exactly what it is--it's a clear sign this econonmy is moving again."

4. "Halliburton is drilling my back for oil."

3. "Oh like you've never cheated in a presidential debate.

2. "Accidentally took some of Governor Schwarzenegger's 'roids."

1. "If Kerry's gonna look like a horse, then I'm gonna look like a camel."

 

[disykat]

Hilarious -I laughed out loud! (but it won't stop me from voting for Bush)

 

[rcyannacci]

Love this!!! Number 3 is the best

(I'm sure someone will come on here soon and say how disrespectful it is to "our President"... and then someone else will say "but it's just a joke"... and then someone will say how Kerry cheated...ooooh the vicious cycle )

 

[damo]

Letterman's got great writers!

 

[Robinrs]

 

[Elwood Blues]

I don't get it.

 

[beattyfamily]

Has there ever been a Top 10 on what Kerry was taking out of his jacket at the first debate? Doubt it.

 

[LoraJ]

LOL!

Kerry took out a pen which his campaign fully admitted to.


I think #4 is my favorite.

 

[Elwood Blues]

Originally posted by rcyannacci

This statement more clearly expresses the level of animosity we've reached a few weeks out from the election.

Ah yes, more hate.

I suppose you forgotten the heaps of hate that has been piled on Bush for years long before Kerry was even in the picture.

 

[rcyannacci]

Originally posted by Elwood Blues
Ah yes, more hate.

I suppose you forgotten the heaps of hate that has been piled on Bush for years long before Kerry was even in the picture.

No, not at all. Just reveling in the world we've all created for ourselves.

 

[MeanLaureen]

People...it's a JOKE!

You know, those funny things that make you go hahaha?

You all know that comedians and late night talk show hosts always have a field day with ANY president - democrat or republican. This is nothing new.

I'm sure Bush has seen it and I bet he got a good laugh from it. He seems to be the type that can laugh at himself.

Stop taking this stuff so seriously!

 

[Microcell]

Woohooo weee!! We sure have become bitter as a nation. This is the closest I have seen to civil war in my entire life. We are usually so laid back as a nation, but I think depending on the way the elections turn out, half this country could be moving to Canada!!! I hope it is the Dems as Canada is pretty liberal already!

I thought it was funny and I still plan to vote Bush. Horse, camel, horse, camel.... Camel please, with two lumps even!

 

[jennyanydots]

my, what a humorless bunch -- I am sure Letteman has done "top ten" lists on Kerry and other prominant Democrats.

 

[Nancy]

I thought it was pretty funny and I'm voting for Bush. Sometimes you just have to have a sense of humor about stuff and take it for what it was meant as...a joke!

 

[Planogirl]

I love Letterman and I think that this is funny. All of the late night guys constantly poke fun at all of the candidates and politicians in general. It's almost a tradition. I remember when Al Gore read his own top ten list. And people say that he didn't have a sense of humor!

 

[LisaZoe]

Originally posted by jennyanydots
my, what a humorless bunch -- I am sure Letteman has done "top ten" lists on Kerry and other prominant Democrats.

Just to balance this out and show Kerry supporters have a sense of humor about Kerry, here is one of the Top 10 Lists that I found in the Late Night archives:

Top Ten Questions On The John Kerry Running Mate Application

10. Do you support both sides of every issue?

9. Excluding horse, what animal do I most resemble?

8. Mind if I pretend you're John McCain?

7. Are you related to any Governors who can help rig an election?

6. In the Vice Presidential debate, will you make Cheney your *****?

5. You're not going to trick me into starting a war to help out your oil buddies, are you?

4. Which trait do you find more inspirational: My dour blandness or my smug arrogance?

3. If chosen, would you be willing to change your name to Kenny?

2. Any black market Botox Connections?

1. Do you have my back if I pull a 'Clinton'?

 

[LoraJ]

LOL!
As a Kerry supporter, I laughed at every one of those.
TThanks LisaZoe.

 

[jennyanydots]

thanks, lisazoe.