Walt was part of a secret society

[DVCconvert]

Monica Lewinsky

ROTFLMBO -- to the power of 10!!!!

 

[DancingBear]

The Simpson's "Stonecutter's Song"

Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the Metric System down?
We do! We do!
Who leaves Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do! We do!
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
We do! We do!
Who robs the cavefish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do! We do!

 

[Jason71]

Walt was a member but was NEVER very active, let alone a "Head" mason.

Interesting. I always thought it strange that he was apparently an active DeMolay (they still cite him as arguably the most famous member), but that I never hear anything about his Masonic career. That would explain it, tho. The news about Roy makes sense as well.

 

[Cogswel_Cogs]

I heard that Mickey's hand in the statue by the caslte points to the next DVC site.

 

[amy4bruce]

I am a Freemason and have been my entire adult life. What I know about WD and masonry is that Both Walt and Roy were masons. Roy left the fraternity when he married. His wife was Catholic. The Catholic church frowns on it's members being masons and Roy thought it was disloyal to his wife to remain a member. Walt was a member but was NEVER very active, let alone a "Head" mason. (The head of a lodge is called the "Worshipful Master". The head of the fraternity for a state is called the "Grand Master" for that State's "Grand Lodge". Roughly half of our presidents have been masons (from all parties) and most of the founding fathers were masons (masonic tradition has a lot of parallels with the structure of our governmental traditions).

Note: Oral Roberts and Jerry Falwell are not known to be masons. It would be inconsistant for them to be so as Freemasonry centers itself on the sharing of many religious traditions. Very conservative fundamentalists would be uncomfortable with Islamic or Jewish traditions being brought into their lodge life.

"Wouldn't let me be a mason. It open's doors."
- John Cleese

 

[DancingBear]

"Wouldn't let me be a mason. It open's doors."
- John Cleese

Please indulge a pet peeve of mine and get rid of that apostrophe in "opens."

 

[Cogswel_Cogs]

I never use apostrophes, Im always scared that they are going to fall on some unsuspecting letters head.

 

[mitros]

Who names their baby 'Oral'?

Dentists?

 

[All Aboard]

Who names their baby 'Oral'?

Somebody nicknamed him "Oral", his real name is "Granville". If that was my name, I'd want a nickname too. But, I certainly wouldn't want it to be "Oral".

 

[YoHo]

I never wanted to be an Architect anyway.

I want to be A LUMBERJACK!

Also, DB,
You know who called about the wink wink.

 

[DVCconvert]

Wouldn't let me be a mason. It open's doors.

"*sigh* Yes, well..that's the sort of blinkered, Phillistine pig ignorance I've come to expect from you non creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome, spotty behinds squeezing black-heads not caring a tinker's cuss for the struggling artist. You excrement!You whining, hypercritical toadies with your colour TV sets and your Tony Jacklin golf clubs and your secret bleedin' Masonic handshakes!! You wouldn't let me join would you, you black balling *******s!!! Well I wouldn't become a Freemason now if you went down on you lousy, stinking knees and begged me!!!!"

 

[Jenna_Fla]

I wouldn't be a mason any way I do not like bricks and cement! Much less for FREE...I'd at least be a PAID MASON!

No I am not blonde ( no offense to those who are I wish I would look good as one!) I am just trying for a weak attempt at humor.

Walt was part of many things to figure it our all you have to do is have a base knowledge in magic and look at how he designed things.

 

[YoHo]

I'm sorry, but we really did want a block of flats.

 

[DancingBear]

"You surely are popular now that you're a Stonecutter"

"Oh, yeah. Beer busts, beer blasts, keggers, steinhoists, AA meetings, beer night..."

 

[fitzperry]

I heard that Mickey's hand in the statue by the caslte points to the next DVC site.

No, No . . . . Mickey is pointing to the location where they buried the documents proving that he and Minnie had a child whose descendants remain hidden waiting to claim their rightful spots in the Kingdom.

 

[DancingBear]

Close. From the documents:

"In 1956, I had a brief affair with the wife of my mechanic, a man named Lasseter...."