Wal-Mart Wine?!??!?!

[Briarmom]

Wal-Mart is making wine? I just found this out on David Letterman...

Top Ten Slogans For The Wal-Mart Wine

10. "When Kmart Wine Just Won't Do"

9. "I Can't Believe It's Not Wine"

8. "Show Your Friends How Little You Care"

7. "Kills Germs on Contact"

6. "Recommended by 4 Out of 5 Drifters!"

5. "Crack Open a Can Today!"

4. "Fresh From the Vineyards of Aisle 6"

3. "Here's to Making Bail!"

2. "Feeling Down After Being Thrown Out by Britney?"

1. "Goes Great With a 20-Dollar Hooker"

 

[AprilShowers]

 

[Tantor]

too funny

 

[DisneyGirl4188]

DH is a wine salesman and confirmed that Walmart will have it's own wine. Food Lion and 7-Elevens also have their own wine and beer.

Nothing classier than wine from Walmart.

 

[Eeyore in Texas]

Wal-Mart is making wine? I just found this out on David Letterman...

Top Ten Slogans For The Wal-Mart Wine

10. "When Kmart Wine Just Won't Do"

9. "I Can't Believe It's Not Wine"

8. "Show Your Friends How Little You Care"

7. "Kills Germs on Contact"

6. "Recommended by 4 Out of 5 Drifters!"

5. "Crack Open a Can Today!"

4. "Fresh From the Vineyards of Aisle 6"

3. "Here's to Making Bail!"

2. "Feeling Down After Being Thrown Out by Britney?"

1. "Goes Great With a 20-Dollar Hooker"

 

[Zippa D Doodah]

That's the funniest Top Ten List I've seen from Letterman in a while. Funny from top to bottom

 

[sajetto]

2. "Feeling Down After Being Thrown Out by Britney?"

1. "Goes Great With a 20-Dollar Hooker"

I LOVE this one

 

[Chuck S]

I'm sure it will be worth every penny of the discounted price.

 

[Squirlz]

Top 12 names for Wal-Mart wine:

12. Chateau Traileur Parc

11. White Trashfindel

10. Big Red Gulp

9. Grape Expectations

8. Domaine Wal-Mart "Merde du Pays"

7. NASCARbernet

6. Chef Boyardeaux

5. Peanut Noir

4. Chateau des Moines

3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar

2. World Championship Riesling

And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine...

1. Nasti Spumante

 

[DISUNC]

I just HOPE it comes in a box!

mmmmmmmmm July was a Vinatage month!

 

[shovan]

Top 12 names for Wal-Mart wine:

12. Chateau Traileur Parc

11. White Trashfindel

10. Big Red Gulp

9. Grape Expectations

8. Domaine Wal-Mart "Merde du Pays"

7. NASCARbernet

6. Chef Boyardeaux

5. Peanut Noir

4. Chateau des Moines

3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar

2. World Championship Riesling

And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine...

1. Nasti Spumante

 

[my3kids]

Nothing says thank you to a hostess like the gift of a bottle of Wal-Mart wine.

 

[rhanditresmom]

Woo hoo! Now I know what I'm givin' for Christmas this year!!!!

 

[ckay87]

Aw man, I live in Pennsylvania. We won't be able to buy Walmart wine.

I'm so totally buying a case this summer in Florida!

 

[Briarmom]

Someone please taste this and report on it.

 

[sk8ingmom]

Someone please taste this and report on it.

I'm not gonna try it . . . You try it.

 

[olena]

I just HOPE it comes in a box!

mmmmmmmmm July was a Vinatage month!

Bring on the cardboard keggers!

 

[olena]

Rolling Back Sobriety with Merlot Expectations!

 

[olena]

White Zinfin-Dale Earnhardt in the Collector's Edition #3 Bottle.

 

[Eeyore in Texas]

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