Wabbits (joke)

mhopset

Seth's Dad
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A little girl with the sweetest lisp walks into a pet

shop and says
"Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?"

The shopkeeper gets down on his knees so that he's on

her level and asks, "Do you want a wittle white wabbit

or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit or maybe one like

that cute wittle bwown wabbit over there?"

She puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and, in

a quiet voice says----------

"I don't fink my python weally givths a thit."
 
Funny! I'll be sure NOT to tell this one to my DDs....now Kirk would really get a kick out of it!:p
 
LOL. Well that makes a cute early Easter joke.:)
Kim
(who is BTW an owner of one very big white rabbit with lots
of 'tude):)
 



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