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jazstar87 said:
I finally made it through the thread... I laugh all away through it.

You people are too funny!

this seriously going to become a war.. Alphas against the Zetas! Let me pull up a seat to watch :teeth:


Pull up a seat to watch, Pull a Finger... And Enjoy!!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
Zeta's don't believe in war........we just want peace, love and harmony.......
and well maybe a pool boy or 2.....(or 10)....some chocolate......a pretty frosty drink w/ an umbrella..........and definitely that new pretty flowered TP you boys created for us! That was really kind of you to create something so special for us. Now if you can only remember to put a new roll on, and put down the T seat, life would be perfect. Luckily in Zetaland....we don't have that problem.
 
Decoy said:
Pull up a seat to watch, Pull a Finger... And Enjoy!!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

No, no, no!! You have it wrong, Fly boy.

It's...

Pull up a seat to watch, Have some Chocolate...And Enjoy!!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
threeboysmom said:
No, no, no!! You have it wrong, Fly boy.

It's...

Pull up a seat to watch, Have some Chocolate...And Enjoy!!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:


That is MISTER Fly Boy To You!!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

:stir: And we'll leave the seat up for you... :rolleyes1
 

Actually i would pefer some chocolate! :teeth:
shaped as ducks...j/k(you know i would never do that to poor purple) actually mickeys!

and Pink are you going to take that?! I think he is the one that should be calling you Mister..well Madame!

Oh, in case you didn't know, i am kinda of a Zeta...but a youngling
 
jazstar87 said:
and Pink are you going to take that?! I think he is the one that should be calling you Mister..well Madame!

Here, Pay, have some Lindt Truffles with me. :cloud9:

I'm trying so hard not to comment back to Fly Boy because every time I post on this thread, I end up in trouble.... ;)
 
threeboysmom said:
...I'm trying so hard not to comment back to Fly Boy because every time I post on this thread, I end up in trouble.... ;)

As you should... :thumbsup2

Get her back to work Blue, she is causing trouble again. :lmao: :lmao:

:stir: Oh wait there will always be Zetas posting here... They can't stand to not have the last word... :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

:rolleyes1 Besides, as mentioned before, It's all about the Alphas. :woohoo: :woohoo:
 
Decoy, you have no idea. :sad2: I went away for one night on business and the house fell apart! You just have no idea. She is like a crack addict with this thread. Can't stay away, can't stop posting. :confused3

I do my part however. The seat is always found in the down position and I even close the lid too. :thumbsup2

It seems that is all it takes to placate these Zeta's. Small wonder the AM's rule!
BTW, Anyone want to see pictures of my new flat screen? Pink and I will be checking out lost tonight on it... :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl: :rotfl:
 
threeboysdad said:
BTW, Anyone want to see pictures of my new flat screen? Pink and I will be checking out lost tonight on it... :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Um, NO, we will not! :rotfl:
 
threeboysdad said:
Decoy, you have no idea. :sad2: I went away for one night on business and the house fell apart! You just have no idea. She is like a crack addict with this thread. Can't stay away, can't stop posting. :confused3

I do my part however. The seat is always found in the down position and I even close the lid too. :thumbsup2

It seems that is all it takes to placate these Zeta's. Small wonder the AM's rule!
BTW, Anyone want to see pictures of my new flat screen? Pink and I will be checking out lost tonight on it... :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Check out the sox game in High Def. Watch them screw up really clearly.
Randy Johnson will most likely Whooooop Clement tonight at 7pmest.
 
Unofficial Alpha Male Meeting... Search for decoy in rooms list
 
Thanks to all who made it... :thumbsup2

I had a great time again.

And for those of you who missed it... (IT WAS THE BEST EVER!!!) :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

So far there have been no bans related to it either... :teeth: So we must have been well enough behaved.

Also a Big Thank You to the Zetas that Came and dusted my room... And My Hat. :lmao: :lmao:
 
BTW - As we discussed last night Alpha Males do get injured from time to time, so here is a new approved product to assist in quick healing...

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:wizard: Because we all Know Duct Tape fixes everything. :wizard:
 
Decoy said:
BTW - As we discussed last night Alpha Males do get injured from time to time, so here is a new approved product to assist in quick healing...

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:wizard: Because we all Know Duct Tape fixes everything. :wizard:

What are you healing? warts? Because you know duct tape adhesive has the same chemicals as wart medication. Just for your info.... :rolleyes:

which leaves a question inside my head, what are you guys doing?
 
jazstar87 said:
What are you healing? warts? Because you know duct tape adhesive has the same chemicals as wart medication. Just for your info.... :rolleyes:

which leaves a question inside my head, what are you guys doing?
Whoa no way, that explains alot. Thats why witches have all those warts and we never do....
All this time I thought I was fixing my shirt, when I was really adhering the magic cure.

Here is the real question. How do you know about this?
TO LIBERTY SQUARE WITH HER, LOCK HER UP...
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Bellboy said:
Here is the real question. How do you know about this?
TO LIBERTY SQUARE WITH HER, LOCK HER UP...
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You know there a magical place that is called the internet, where you can find anything your looking for, want a picture of peanut and jelly sandwhich you got it!..




and my aunt told me, she's a doctor :rolleyes:
 
Thanks there Decoy, as much as I can appreciate the value of duct tape as a fix all I think I will stick with the doctors recomendation on this one.
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We can save the tape for all the witches with warts, or the occational beta which ever comes first. Just Kidding girls, you know I love you all. Rofl



Decoy said:
BTW - As we discussed last night Alpha Males do get injured from time to time, so here is a new approved product to assist in quick healing...

ambandage5tv.png


:wizard: Because we all Know Duct Tape fixes everything. :wizard:
 
Thanks guys for tip!
I would also like to point out that for the Alpha Male that chooses to shave FACE once in a while(And Zeta's thats our choice) this is also a great time saver. Only for Real Alpha Males.
  • Great for those AM camping trips (seals freshness into just about any open container)
  • Pertying up the wife's shoes (makes em silver shiney like, much better than her bedazzler)
  • Closeline the little ones (fer when they get up too early, place strip across door, they never looks where they is goin in the mornin)
  • And now this Bandage, what will they think of next? Uh, hunny you gotta boo boo on your lip, let me get that for you (Football game Mute Function)
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What did you do DaffyPluto?

I sure hope that goes with your outfits and shoes.... oh wrong club sorry.

 












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