VMK Dads

[DaffyPluto]

What did you do DaffyPluto?

I sure hope that goes with your outfits and shoes.... oh wrong club sorry.

Ah nothing, just changing the bearing on my truck when the wrench I was swinging decided to glance off the target and pick on my pinky. Hope it enjoyed the few choice and not so choice words I had to say to it.

Well needless to say I will make sure to note all possible travel paths of glancing blows, then make sure my hands won't be in them, before I swing like that again.

Hey but to true Alpha Male form I saved about $900 doing it myself and got my truck back in two hours not three days. LOL I still think it was worth it.

Oh, P.S.

I wanted a pink one and not the blue, you know because it is the pinky but they were out of pink. It don't match many of my suits, I am not a blue suit kind of man, give me a earthy tone color anytime. But it does go well with my jeans and when I take it off the purple skin matches some of my ties. LOL

 

[jazstar87]

Oh my..

 

[Decoy]

Thanks guys for tip!
I would also like to point out that for the Alpha Male that chooses to shave FACE once in a while(And Zeta's thats our choice) this is also a great time saver. Only for Real Alpha Males.

• Great for those AM camping trips (seals freshness into just about any open container)
• Pertying up the wife's shoes (makes em silver shiney like, much better than her bedazzler)
• Closeline the little ones (fer when they get up too early, place strip across door, they never looks where they is goin in the mornin)
• And now this Bandage, what will they think of next? Uh, hunny you gotta boo boo on your lip, let me get that for you (Football game Mute Function)

And let us not forget it will hold the fenders on a race car and patch holes in aircraft wings as well...

And rumor has it, that it will even re-attach plucked Purple Feathers...

 

[jazstar87]

And rumor has it, that it will even re-attach plucked Purple Feathers...

Decoy, what did you do to purple duck? and why is her feathers plucked?

 

[AdioSkater]

I don't know if he did anything. I remember him telling me, " It wasn't me!"

 

[Decoy]

I don't know if he did anything. I remember him telling me, " It wasn't me!"

It wasn't me!!! Nobody saw me...

and I didn't do anything anyway...

 

[jazstar87]

now decoy...come on....

 

[AdioSkater]

It wasn't me!!! Nobody saw me...

and I didn't do anything anyway...

Key word there fly boy " saw ". I saw you but I won't tell... oops!

 

[disvaclub92]

Nice work - I can see how swollen that pinky is. Ouch!! Poor Pluto!!

 

[jazstar87]

If you don't tell me what decoy did, i'll make you have a .......moment......

 

[AdioSkater]

Too late. I already had on.

 

[PurpleDuck]

Pay, help me girl! It was, it was...ooooohhhh .................

Oh, Pay, look at the time! It's taken me this long to recover! Oh, the horror, the SHAME of it all. What they did, yes they.. not just Decoy, but, oh I don't care if he is a kid technically, Pay, Skate helped! It was terrible

.......... Pay, they tested out that tape on me! Now I can't even show myself in the Kingdom until I am decently (yes, I said decently) re-covered with feathers! Hmmmph, Alpha Males my a**! Just plain evil I tell you! And that Decoy, teaching Skate how to become one of "THEM"!
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Girl, can you round up some of the Zetas, to come over to my place and, well, help me? I can't even reach some of .. oh just get some help quickly PLEASE!

Oh NOOooooo Pay, the floor, all around me... covered... .................

 

[Loves Disney]

Duck! My friend, how could they do such a thing!? I am very disappointed in Skater... How could he accompany in such a feather rising act!?!

I know I should probably not be posting on this thread, but when "they" touch the feathers of a certain purple-esque friend and good person...I have no choice but respond!! Don't worry duck, you'll "grow" your feathers back in no time!!

 

[Funniebunny]

Poor Duck, how could they.

Boy's you should be ashamed of yourselves, picking on a poor defenseless animal like that.

Don't worry Duck, I have extra feathers and some great glue. See you later friend

 

[jazstar87]

Oh my, duck!

For a reason i knew this was going to happen, once i saw that tape i knew this was going to be trouble...!!!

And Skater how could you?!

 

[Bellboy]

Oh NOOooooo Pay, the floor, all around me... covered... .................

Gee, I wonder if the tape has the same effect on feathers as warts? Are you sure those were feathers? They match that finger...

Better ask that Doctor friend of yours jazstar87.

Oh for the time being, nobody pull that DaffyPluto finger, ok. Just lookin out for ya buddy. Don't want to see feathers fly again.. lol

 

[jazstar87]

..yeah ok, too bad you "Alpha Males" are wimps and can't use an actual bandaid!!

 

[threeboysdad]

You know there a magical place that is called the internet, where you can find anything your looking for, want a picture of peanut and jelly sandwhich you got it!.. and my aunt told me, she's a doctor

This is a little late but my favorite quote: "It's on the internet, it must be true..."

Hey but to true Alpha Male form I saved about $900 doing it myself and got my truck back in two hours not three days. LOL I still think it was worth it.

Way to go Bro! You get 50 Alpha-Bucks to be used in our new online store. There you can find an assortment of guns, ammo, cammo, and various car parts heretofore unknown to any zeta.

I wanted a pink one and not the blue...

Sorry, just had to debit your account 10 Alpha-Bucks for that one...
You dont have to be blue, but that other color is not to be mentioned on this thread...

BlueManlyguy
Treasurer, Alpha-Males

..yeah ok, too bad you "Alpha Males" are wimps and can't use an actual bandaid!!

Umm, did you guys hear anything? I thought I heard something... It brought back memories of those old Charlie Brown cartoons... when he talks to his teacher and you hear "wau wau wau waaau".... anyway, if anybody else heard something let me know...

 

[jazstar87]

This is a little late but my favorite quote: "It's on the internet, it must be true..."

uh, of course it is, it is the internet! Now i am sounded like my great aunt, everything she hears she think it is true! She told us one day that we should only have fish once a week, because they said fish was bad.... I don't know who they are, but they must know the right information.

She also calls tylenol, tylendol, then tell her doctor that tylendol helped my uncle, and the doctor ask what is tylendol?... i have a weird family

 

[Decoy]

Duck ... Duck .... Duck ......... Duck ...... GOOSE!!!

uh, of course it is, it is the internet! Now i am sounded like my great aunt, everything she hears she think it is true! She told us one day that we should only have fish once a week, because they said fish was bad.... I don't know who they are, but they must know the right information.

She also calls tylenol, tylendol, then tell her doctor that tylendol helped my uncle, and the doctor ask what is tylendol?... i have a weird family

Aunt Doctor... Great Aunt...

Pehaps it is weird becuase you never seem to mention an Alpha Male influnce...

And of course everything on the internet, in the news and especilly on TV is true... Most of all the reality shows, I mean come on, reality is right in the name, how can it get more true than that?