Vitrual Trip to Universal Studios Revised (GAME)

[Flyfly_Eclipse]

OKAY, after the last time, things got quite a bit out of hand, so I deleted the inappropriate posts and kept the ones that I thought were still great for the story (but I may have done a little editing out in those posts too). So, this way, we can continue where we left off before things got too...crazy...
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Posted by Flyfly_Eclipse on 10-05-2003 11:08 AM:

VIRTUAL TRIP TO UNIVERSAL STUDIOS
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(Selina walks through the turnstiles with her two kids. She goes up to a security guard to check her bags. Selina opens her waist pack and the security guard pokes around with a small stick. He pulls out a pair of panties.)

Security Guard: Um, Miss, why do you have underwear in your fanny pack?

(Selina giggles like crazy)

Selina: Well, I'm meeting up with a few people today and we are going to throw panties at the hot Ghostbusters!

Security Guard: Why on earth...?

Selina: Haven't you seen the gorgeous lads?? They are soooo kissable...mmmmmmmm......I want to kiss them all!!!!!
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Posted by damo on 10-05-2003 12:08 PM:

Selina and her kids go on their way heading over to meet others at the show. When up strolls the next Diser, Barry, to the security guard.

Guard: um, sir, why do you have boxers in your fanny pack?

Barry: Well, you'll never believe it, but I'm meeting a group of people here today and we're going to go to the Ghostbusters show and throw our underwear at the actors. Do you think I should have brought my pink boxers with the little purple hearts instead or are these Hulk coloured boxers with the little pink lips alright?

Guard: um, sir, can you please step over to the side and wait just a minute. I think someone needs to speak with you for a moment.

Barry moves over out of the line and waits patiently.
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Posted by Flyfly_Eclipse on 10-05-2003 12:20 PM:

(LOL damo!!! )

(Selina is headed towards Shrek when she hears one of her kids cry out)

Child 1: Mum! I dropped my hat back at the entrance!!

Selina: Well, let's go get it.

(They quickly walk back over to the security check area and see the cap laying on the ground just under the table. The child runs over and gets it. Selina walks over and sees a man holding a pair of boxers.)

Selina: I see you remembered our plan, Barry! Though I thought you were bringing your thong...!
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Posted by Timmy Boy on 10-05-2003 12:31 PM:

(Timmy Boy runs in) Nope! I remembered mine.
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Posted by damo on 10-05-2003 12:50 PM:

Barry: (looking sheepish) My thongs? I was supposed to wear my thongs? I really prefer to wear sensible shoes and wouldn't it hurt if I threw my thongs at the ghostbusters? These boxers are sooooooooo much softer (he rubs the silky undies against his face). Here Timmy Boy, don't you think these are soft? (he tosses the boxers to Timmy)
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Posted by Flyfly_Eclipse on 10-05-2003 01:37 PM:

(Selina rolls her eyes)

Selina: Well, I guess we're all set.

 

[Flyfly_Eclipse]

Posted by damo on 10-05-2003 01:44 PM:

The guard takes a look at the unusual group that has gathered at the front gate and shakes his head.

Guard: Ma'am, can I trust you to keep an eye on this tall fellow here with the boxers on his head? I'm a little perplexed at his intentions.
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Posted by Flyfly_Eclipse on 10-05-2003 01:58 PM:

Selina: But of course! We'll be good...I promise.

(Selina winks at the guys and flashes a not-so-innocent smile)

Selina (to Barry and Timmy): Let's head over and see if anyone else has arrived yet!

(Selina smiles as she grabs an arm of Barry and Timmy and they walk away. Her kids tag along.)
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Posted by AlexandNessa on 10-05-2003 03:38 PM:

The Dark Marauder: Seagulls don't wear underwear. I'm going commando. Looks like I'll have to pass on throwing underwear at the Ghostbusters today. Let me know when you'd rather tickle them with feathers.
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Posted by Selina on 10-05-2003 03:40 PM:

Fly fly: hey Selina, wait for me!!! (fly fly runs after Selina, Barry and Timmy with her neon yellow seat cushion.

They walk to the entrance of the show and have a good 30 mins before it starts. the GB's have already started the mic check and the girls are getting VERY VERY excited!!!
The seagull flies overhead.......
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Posted by Flyfly_Eclipse on 10-05-2003 03:43 PM:

Selina (yells): Hey you! The one in the orange!

(Selina flings a pair of underwear and it hits the guy in orange in the face. He looks stunned)
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Posted by Selina on 10-05-2003 03:53 PM:

SPLAT!!! errrrghhh Barry: What was that?

Fly fly: I think you just got one from the "Seagull".

DM...sorry guys....must have been the cherry coke I had earlier!!
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Posted by Flyfly_Eclipse on 10-05-2003 03:59 PM:

Selina: Gross DM!! Maybe it is about time you don't go commando anymore...it's obviously not hygienic...for you and the people around you!

(Selina pulls out another pair of panties from her waist pack; eyes darting between DM and the Ghostbusters)
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Posted by Flyfly_Eclipse on 10-05-2003 04:47 PM:

(Barry takes a pair of boxers and throws it on stage towards Beetlejuice)
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Posted by Selina on 10-05-2003 05:04 PM:

.......and Beetlejuice picks them up and winks at Barry.

Barry turns to fly fly.....Oh my goDDDDD!! Suddenly Selina get's a tap on the shoulder......Hi!!!

Selina turns round and her eyes light up there before her is......
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Posted by Flyfly_Eclipse on 10-05-2003 05:07 PM:

Guy in Orange #2 out of costume!

GIO2: I am normally in this show, but have the day off. Came by to say "hi" to the guys but I noticed a very pretty lady on the way.
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Posted by Selina on 10-05-2003 05:27 PM:

Fly fly: It's you!! Oh this is sooo unreal.....(fly fly gives GIO2 her website card explaining all about it).

The Seagull circles overhead taking pictures and Barry and Timmy go to the rest room to get "ready" for the show!!

Timmy says to Barry: Good job I brought a spare one, eh Barry!!

Barry: How do I look?
Timmy: Knock em dead!!

When they return Selina and Fly fly are still chatting with GIO2.....
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Posted by Flyfly_Eclipse on 10-05-2003 05:35 PM:

Selina: Are you Italian?

GIO2: Why, yes I am.

Selina: I *knew* it! You want to hang out at the Hard Rock Resort pool later?

Flyfly: Whoa...wait Selina! We still have our task ahead of us.

(Flyfly holds out a pair of panties towards Selina who takes it as Flyfly takes out another pair from her waist pouch. GIO2 stands there speechless)

 

[Flyfly_Eclipse]

Posted by Selina on 10-05-2003 07:14 PM:

So.........

GIO2 turns to Selina and says.....well I think I may be able to join you both for a little while.......

Barry (turns to fly fly) : Fly fly I promised your mom I would watch out for you!....I'm not sure about this!

Spideyhulk24: Hi guys!!! Looks like I'm just in time......Hey....Barry - SNAP!!!
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Posted by Flyfly_Eclipse on 10-05-2003 07:19 PM:

(Flyfly looks up to see DM sitting on top of one of the speakers next to the stage)

Flyfly (yells to DM): Why are you way up there?!

DM: Thought I might get a "bird's eye view" of the show...

(Lol sorry...I just had to put that in! )
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Posted by Selina on 10-05-2003 07:34 PM:

SPH24: Guys...is that a cat over there? (pointing to the back of the stage).

Everyone looks to where SPH is pointing. The cat was slowly making it's way towards DM!!

SPH24 stands up....."Hey DM WATCH OUT!!!" The heads of the audience turn to the front of the stage watching this man wearing a green and black thong waving and shouting to a seagull. Then another man stands up also in a green and black thong....!! The seagull soars upwards as the cat pounces and crashes into the amplifiers..........
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Posted by the Dark Marauder on 10-05-2003 10:45 PM:

Beetlejuice: "What's all the ruckus out here?"

*he looks at the cat*

"Who cooked my dinner? Was it you?" *he points to the auidence, at nobody in particular*
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Posted by Flyfly_Eclipse on 10-05-2003 10:52 PM:

(Audience then hears a small meow. They look at the cat, but it's not moving. There is another meow. Then a "click-click" sound before a loud gun shot sound. The audience members all look over at the cat, petrified. Turns out the sound guy was just having a bit of fun and all the sounds came from the speakers...and didn't really take place.)

Flyfly: Somebody's easily amused...but that's *so* not cool...

(Beetlejuice walks over to a woman in the audience.)

Beetlejuice: Now where's my dessert?

(Beelejuice tries to kiss that woman but she screams and back away)
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Posted by the Dark Marauder on 10-05-2003 11:15 PM:

Beetlejuice: "Okay, I guess I need to freshen up." *burps* "All better."
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Posted by wendypooh on 10-05-2003 11:31 PM:

Guy in cowboy hat.......... says to orange guy 1, hey, who's that cutie with the neon cushion over there??? Seems like I've seen her before?
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Posted by Flyfly_Eclipse on 10-05-2003 11:33 PM:

((Note: Wow! Seems like all the Orange guy actors are "here!" Not that I'm complaining hehe))

(Flyfly grabs a few pairs of panties from the pocket of her seat cushion and flings one at each of the Orange guy actors and the cowboy.)

Flyfly (leans over to Selina): I love a man in uniform!

Selina: Or two...or three...

...or four...
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Posted by wendypooh on 10-05-2003 11:38 PM:

{ Then, across the crowd............ sauntering towards the GB show....... but not looking to interested........ since she's so into her glide and her long red hair flowing in the wind......... the entire crowd looks towards her.............. Jessica R. appears in that stunning red dress} She looks over at Barry and Spidey in the thongs........... and just shakes her mane in disbelief, and says come on girls lets go get a cold beverage, I'm soooooooooo hot!!!!!!
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Posted by JessicaR on 10-05-2003 11:44 PM:

GB Green 1 - *All these panties and boxers and none for me Guess its all about the guys in Orange!
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Posted by Selina on 10-06-2003 09:45 AM:

The show continues and soon Barry and Timmy and SPH24 are all strutting their stuff dancing to the music. SPH removes his shirt swings it around his head and throws it at Beetlejuice, Barry wiggles to the music.

Selina: look at the guys in orange......(Selina gets ready to throw another pair of silky pants.....

**announcement** Ladies and Gentlemen - we will now have a 15 minute interval.

JessicaR: Girls...I am soooooo hot!! Let's go get that cool beverage now!! Hey: you boys over there......are you comin?!!

Selina slings the pants in the direction of the orange guy misses and it lands in the face of Green guy 1.....

Green guy 1: Ohhh thank you thank you!!!!
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Posted by damo on 10-06-2003 04:18 PM:

Barry: C'mon ladies, let's go get a drink and have a dip in the Hard Rock pool. These boxers can double as swim trunks. Anyone have some extra pairs of undies for the rest of the crew to swim in?

 

[Flyfly_Eclipse]

Posted by Flyfly_Eclipse on 10-06-2003 06:00 PM:

Timmy: I do! You see, I came prepared for anything!

Flyfly: WAIT! We can't just leave 10 minutes before the show starts!!! And why are all the actors still on stage for a mic check? AHHHH!!!!

(The Ghostbusters magically disappear)

Flyfly: That's better!!

Flyfly: (lip-syncing "rap") Too hot to handle, too cold to hold...they're called the Ghostbusters and they're in control...

Evil Anti-Ghostbuster Lady: Shut up! I hate teenagers like you! The Ghostbusters are GAY. The show is just a bunch of gay guys dancing!!!

((I had to add "Evil Anti-Ghostbuster Lady" she really peeved me on Saturday.))
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Posted by Selina on 10-06-2003 06:42 PM:


....... **announcement: Ladies and Gentlemen...due to unforeseen disturbances involving a cat, we are experiencing problems with our overhead speakers, but please be assured that the show will resume in approximately 1 hour!!

Fly fly: 1 HOOOURRR!!!!! OHHHH NO.!!!

Jessica R....come on let's go for that drink by the pool, I know I need one!!

The three girls and 3 boys and 2 kids head out of the show and just as they get outside running up the steps are IMGONNABE40, Tigerlilly's Mom AND damo.

Fly fly: What kept you?!!!!
Damo: The boat broke down...we've been STUCK on the boat!!!
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Posted by Flyfly_Eclipse on 10-06-2003 06:48 PM:

((FYI - the show is outside on the steps...hehe))

Anyway....


(They all start walking towards the exit of the park when Flyfly stops and looks back at her spot.)

Flyfly: I can't do it...I'm sorry I can't!

(Flyfly runs over to her spot and gently lays down her neon yellow seat cushion.)

Flyfly: There.

Selina: Uh...flyfly...?

Flyfly: You guys head over. I'll save you all a spot.

(Flyfly pulls out her photo albums of pictures from the Ghostbusters Show and starts flipping the pages.)
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Posted by Selina on 10-06-2003 06:54 PM:

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


Evil Anti-Ghostbuster Lady: Silly girl!!! They are ALL gay!!!

Selina: taps the woman on the shoulder - EXCUSE ME!! How do you know? (standing with legs apart hands on hips)
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Posted by Flyfly_Eclipse on 10-06-2003 06:59 PM:

(Evil Anti-Ghostbuster Lady turns away and rolls her eyes as Selina and Flyfly give each other a "hi-5")

 

[Flyfly_Eclipse]

Posted by Selina on 10-06-2003 07:12 PM:

Later on.....by the HRH pool:...

JessicaR.....Oh Spidey...I hate leaving fly fly all on her ownsome!!
SPH: Believe me...she's happy!! She will NEVER leave in the middle of a show...God! I was only there othe other day with her, bursting for the rest room and she made me wait till the end of the show!!!!
Selina: So...what's it to be then....Tigerlilly's Mom do you fancy one of their specials?!!! and guess JessicaR you'll be having a chocolate shot and hey you DM... A Dark Marauder???? (cherry coke!!!)

Meanwhile back at the GB show.....fly fly is.....
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Posted by Flyfly_Eclipse on 10-06-2003 07:19 PM:

...smiling like crazy while watching "her boys" on stage.

Flyfly: (They are crazy for missing this!!)

(The Ghostbusters wave and smile for the camera as she takes another 4 rolls worth of pictures for her website. Flyfly glances at the hidden pile of panties...including some the others had left.)

Flyfly: (I can't believe they didn't come back for our plan! They just better be here for the next show! The panty-toss at the mic check was only the warm-up!! They can't miss the main event!!)

Flyfly ponders on what to do to get back at the others for missing out on the show...damo, Selina, and JessicaR especially...
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Posted by Selina on 10-06-2003 07:26 PM:

....little did fly fly know that the others had all made their way back to the show and got there just as it was restarting......

damo: got any spare undergarments Selina?
IMGONNABE40: Fellas.......come on get us down to our fly fly......we DON'T want to watch from here!!!!!
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Posted by dogg2727 on 10-06-2003 08:21 PM:

(Dogg2727 walks in out of absolutely no where)
Dogg2727: Hey Fly Fly, Hey Selina, Hey Pyscho Anti War Trust Ghostbuster Nazi). How are you all. I saw Fly Fly's cushion creating a yellow beam all the way to MIB. I knew you all were here so I walked over.

(Barry walks up)

Barry: Hey all. I just came over to give you all some more facts that you never would have known unless I tell you. Since I know so much, here is the weekly preview....

(Super USF Smart Barry tells us more about the upcoming attractions to USF and that Ghostbusters might close)

What to do FLY FLY
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Posted by Flyfly_Eclipse on 10-06-2003 08:35 PM:/

jumps up and yells, "NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The guys run for cover as Flyfly starts panicking.

Flyfly: They can't do that, it's not fair! No! No!!

Tommy: Chill out Flyfly...you have the show memorized by now...I'm sure you can just play it back in your mind anytime you wish...

SpideyHulk:...And didn't you say you recorded a few shows???

Flyfly: Not the same! *pouts*

(Barry steps from behind a trash can)

Barry: Flyfly....I'm only kidding...you know everything is paid for...and you give the show enough business, especially by all your advertising...

(Flyfly glares at Barry)

Flyfly: (calmly) You were kidding? (eye begins to twitch and Barry nods)...You were KIDDING???? (Flyfly's head starts to tilt sideways) YOU WERE KIDDING?!?!?!

(Flyfly runs after Barry, grabs a few pairs of thongs from Tommy's bag and starts grabbing the film containers and starts using the thongs as slingshots. Barry runs screaming like a girl as he gets hit with the empty film containers.)

Selina: Well, we know ONE thing we should never joke about...

(The others nod while in shock as Flyfly slowly walks back and sits down on her seat cushion.)

Selina: Where's Barry?

(Flyfly looks up at Selina and gives her a look.)

Selina: Nevermind...

(Barry limps back to the stage. EAGL saw entire event that took place.)

EAGL: See, I told you teenage girls are evil! So immature and I despise them! It would be for everyone's own good if they cancelled the show.

(Flyfly slowly turns her head towards the EAGL and brings up a film container she has left and a thong. She aims and...)

 

[Flyfly_Eclipse]

Posted by SpideyHulk24 on 10-06-2003 08:42 PM:

Just as we all thought that the next GB show was being cancelled an announcer comes out and says "Folks we are not cancelling the show.""We know how much you ladies enjoy it. However, we also want to make sure that our male guests enjoy the show as well. Therefore we have a guest apperance who will be the first female ghostbuster. Let's all welcome Jennifer Garner."

The crowd yells, Jennifer comes out in a bright red leather cat suit as her ghostbuster suit, and SpideyHulk24 has just stolen Fly Fly's spot for the show........
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Posted by Flyfly_Eclipse on 10-06-2003 08:45 PM:

Flyfly is now enraged and tried pushing SpideyHulk out of the way, but because Flyfly is a midgit compared to him she has no luck.

Flyfly: No fair! No fair!

SpideyHulk doesn't even notice Flyfly, even when she pulls a pair of Barry's boxers over his head. All he can think about is his Jennifer...
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Posted by SpideyHulk24 on 10-06-2003 08:47 PM:

when SpideyHulk crashes to the floor passed out by the heatstroke he experienced from the boxers over his head. Jennifer runs over and wants to help SpideyHulk regain consciousness......
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Posted by dogg2727 on 10-06-2003 08:58 PM:

He wakes up.
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Posted by DocBosch on 10-06-2003 11:08 PM:


::Thinks for a second. Realized WHY there was a need to buy underthings near Universal::

DocBosch: This is CRAZY!!! My head's going to explode!

::Head explodes. Regenerates like that guy in the MIB movie::

DocBosch: I can't believe Flyfly refused to do anything else but save her spot, IN A MAKE BELIEVE STORY!!! I have to do something about this! I know!

:uts on red goose down jacket and an oversized pair of reflective sunglasses. Gets into the Mustang Time Machine parked in his garage::

DocBosch: Destination time?... when ever the heck this story's taking place. Destination place?... where ever the heck it is they are currently located within Universal in the story...

::The silver Mustang with a bunch of crap hot glue gunned onto it speeds up and disappears into a flash::

DocBosch: Why is it that even when I'm time traveling, it still takes me 3 hours to get to Orlando?

::Three hours later, with three sonic booms a car with a bummer sticker that reads "My other car is a Delorean" appears where ever the heck it is they are located within Universal in the story...::
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AND THAT'S WHERE WE WILL CONITNUE FROM.

 

[damo]

Meanwhile...the show has finished and everyone is ready for some new excitement.

Barry: You know, when I was walking in the park I overheard some staff saying that they were working on some new material at the horror make-up show and were going to be trying out some new stuff over there. Why don't we head on over and see what we can do to help?

 

[Selina]

Okay here goes...........

Barry: Ummmm Spidey where are you going?
Spidey: To the Horror make-up of course!!
Barry: dressed like uhhh that??!

Spidey looks down at their thongs: Well, no of course I'm gonna change first. Come on Timmy, hey girls...see you outside , we're going to take these off!

JenniferR: Don't mind us!!! she says with a wink. Ok seeya in 5.

The girls make their way out of the show with the DM circling overhead. Suddenly they hear a sonic BOOM!!! CRACK! BANG!!!
and a silver Mustang appears before them. Out of the smoke leaps a man - it's DocBosch! GET BACK! GET BACK! They all run back and wait, and wait.....

DocBosch: It's okay, it's okay just a precaution...!! he says hugging the girls.

 

[Flyfly_Eclipse]

They make their way towards the Horror Makeup Show. An employee is standing at the entrance where a group of oriental tourists are standing around talking to him. The employee shook his head but jotted something down on a clipboard. The girls and Kevin run up to the emloyee.

Selina: We heard you need volunteers to help out with something for the show!

The employee nods: Yes...yes...but, you see, we have about 39 people on the list already, who want to help out...I can add your names, but...unless some freak chance the other 39 people can't help, you won't make the cut.

Flyfly: Oh man!

DM flys overhead and gives one on the employee. The employee looks up.

Employee: DM!

DM: These are my "people" here. You'll let them in to help out.

Employee: Okay, okay. Right this way...

The employee opens the door as Barry, Timmy, and Spidey run up. When the girls take a look at the three, they burst out laughing.

damo: Yeah...that's MUCH better than the thongs...

The three guys shrug to each other as they stand wearing matching...

 

[damo]

...lime green muscle shirts with the words DIS emblazened on the front



Barry: Hey, I thought of the idea, I get to go first!!!!

So Barry pushes his way in along with Spidey and Timmy, as the girls file in with the regular audience.

 

[Flyfly_Eclipse]

Barry, Timmy, and Spidey make their way with the employee leaving the girls and Kevin behind.

JessicaR: Hold up! We're supposed to help too!

The guys ignored them and continued walking, and the girls and Kevin had to enter the auditorium only to watch.

Flyfly: Nincompoops!

They sunk into their chairs, which actually were quite comfortable after sitting on the black pavement watching the Ghostbusters Show for a couple hours.

Meanwhile, Barry, Timmy, and Spidey are discussing the plans with the employee and the two lead characters, still host Alex Ross and makeup artist Mark James. Little do the female DIS'rs know that they are going to be played during the show...

 

[Selina]

The girls are all sitting in a line in the front row with Kevin. Jessica takes out her compact and adds some bright red lipstick and flicks her hair with her fingers, while Kevin plays around with his new invention, an automatic shoe cleaner and tries it on damo's.......

 

[Flyfly_Eclipse]

...which was a bad idea because she was wearing flipflops and left a mess on her foot!

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Backstage, Spidey, Barry, and Timmy were rehearsing lines and trying hard to learn to keep a straight face while saying them.

Alex Ross: Remember. You need 2 volunteers from the audience during the show. Do you have anyone in mind? Are there more people in your party?

Spidey: Oh yes! Quite a few! Now, which two will we pick...?

Barry: I have 2 in mind...

They get into the costumes provided by Universal and wait for the cue to go on stage, which is after the host, Alex Ross makes his own introduction and cracks some jokes...

 

[Selina]

this is difficult for me....I couldn't really post last time,as I've never seen the show and didn't know what would happen next for Spidey etc....you and damo keep it going and when I feel I can add I will...it's great so far...
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[Flyfly_Eclipse]

(Selina...we're making the show completely different because they don't use volunteers like this) So just try come up with dicussions on horror movies and crack lame jokes! Have the 3 guys do whatever they want...just be funny! Then they can pick to of of DIS'r females and do something (no idea what though).

 

[DocBosch]

... damo's... um, shoes? Little do the gitrl's know that this "shoe cleaner" is actually a temporal disruption indicator. Kevin thinks to himself:

"My plan worked! I was able to go back in time and advert the disaterous events of later today. My appearance has compleetly changed the course of this trip..."

Damo: "You know, I don't think my shoes are any cleaner then when you started..."

Just then the show starts. The hosts come out, while Kevin is still messing with his time travel thingamabob. When the hosts introduce themesleves, Kevin makes his obligatory joke "Alex Ross! The famous comic book artist?", just as he looks up to find Barry and SpiderHulk playing the roles of the hosts!

 

[Flyfly_Eclipse]

NOTE: "REAL" Alex Ross and "REAL" Mark James are just to show who would have been playing the parts if the 3 weren't there. They'll still be in the show, but play different parts.
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Barry: Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen!

Barry cups his hands together.

Barry: Have you got a show for you today! We have back our favorite...and only guest, Mark James!

Spidey waves to the audience who claps politely.

Spidey: Wow, you are all very enthusiastic today! What's wrong with you people! Let me hear you!

Audience claps louder to the satisfaction of Spidey...I mean, Mark James.

Barry: As a special treat, we have invited Mark's instructor, Daniel Burns!

"REAL" Alex Ross (see note at top) walks on stage wearing a lab coat and his hairs all messed up like he was electrocuted....

 

[damo]

Barry: Give it up for the man behind the brains!!! Thank you, you may join the audience.

Spidey: Thank you . Thank you. Now who would like to volunteer to be our assistants today as we show you a few of the trick of the trade?

 

[Flyfly_Eclipse]

A bunch of kids raise their hands and yell "pick me! Pick me!" SpideyHulk pretends to look all through the crowd when he stumbles upon the front row.

Spidey: Why, let's give it up for these two, sitting right here!

Spidey comes down and grabs a hand of wendypooh and Kevin who are groaning and rolling their eyes over the circumstances.

Wendy Now, Mark...no chance DAVE is gonna be here is there?

Spidey looks at her seriously and responds: No.

Wendy's shoulders slump and she pouts slightly as she and Kevin are led on stage.

Barry: We're going to have some fun here! Now, do you all remember the horror movie...