Virtual Shower for rpmdfw - Ending September 24th!

[rpmdfw]

 

[wallyb]

Oh - so shy!
Just tell Wally what you desire.
I'll make it happen.
Look...

And it's got a seat and wheels -
those could be fun.
Nobody'd blame you for being a bit
"devilish" on your birthday.

 

[wallyb]

Rob-
Don't you think a bit of hedonism would be fun?
A lot of Fun!

Haven't you been a good boy?
Or maybe you were "bad"?

 

[kingLouiethe1]

Oh my. I don't think my mother would want me to see this. I'll be somewhere else.

 

[rosiep]

Woo hoo! Party party!

Liberace? Really? Rosie, I'm gay, but I'm not THAT gay!


Mmm kay. If you want to keep it up, go right ahead, but you've been warned. Birthdayzilla is watching you now.

Well Rob, if you don't like my present we can throw it back into the dumpster where it came from.

As for "keeping it up"...I thought that was a good thing???

 

[turkygurl]

Wild Turkey is NASTY stuff!

Excuse me? I'm a "Wild Turkey"! And that's where I got my name!

 

[rosiep]

Did anyone warn Rob about the hemmoroids that are mandatory when you turn forty? No? How about the leakage...anyone tell him about that yet?

 

[wallyb]

Did anyone warn Rob about the hemmoroids that is mandatory when you turn forty? No? How about the leakage...anyone tell him about that yet?

Well this will kill the mood -
Geesh - girl did you not see what I was trying to get going?

 

[rosiep]

You were trying to lure Rob into mischief..and on his birthday! You outta be ashamed of yourself old man!

 

[wallyb]

You were trying to lure Rob into mischief..and on his birthday! You outta be ashamed of yourself old man!

I was not! - I was just trying to give him - a - "gift"
A big, moist, warm, pulsating, make you eyes roll back in your head - gift.

I'm ignoring "old man" - I'll allow you live a bit longer - you amuse me sometimes.

 

[rosiep]

I was not! - I was just trying to give him - a - "gift"
A big, moist, warm, pulsating, make you eyes roll back in your head - gift.

I'm ignoring "old man" - I'll allow you live a bit longer - you amuse me sometimes.

An electric toilet bowl scrubber???

 

[kingLouiethe1]

I'm ignoring "old man" - I'll allow you live a bit longer - you amuse me sometimes.

At Least it wasn't old lady.

An electric toilet bowl scrubber???

I never would have come up with that, good call Rosie!

 

[wallyb]

I was not! - I was just trying to give him - a - "gift"
A big, moist, warm, pulsating, make you eyes roll back in your head - gift.

I'm ignoring "old man" - I'll allow you live a bit longer - you amuse me sometimes.

An electric toilet bowl scrubber???

Rosie - What - I mean how exactly do you use your electric toilet bowl scrubber?
Or Do I want to know?

 

[rosiep]

Rosie - What - I mean how exactly do you use your electric toilet bowl scrubber?
Or Do I want to know?

Do you mean when I'm alone or when the kids are in the house?

 

[wallyb]

Do you mean when I'm alone or when the kids are in the house?

Did James ever find his dust buster?
Or figure out why the washing machine is stuck on spin?

 

[rosiep]

Did James ever find his dust buster?
Or figure out why the washing machine is stuck on spin?

Yeah, I know...It's the main reason the girls don't eat carrots and zucchini

(didn't you miss me)

 

[wallyb]

Yeah, I know...It's the main reason the girls don't eat carrots and zucchini

(didn't you miss me)

Ahhh ... last time we came over you made us STUFFED ZUCCHINI-
and CARROT CAKE! And I remember asking you about the unusual spice...
and ... and ...

 

[rosiep]

Ahhh ... last time we came over you made us STUFFED ZUCCHINI-
and CARROT CAKE! And I remember asking you about the unusual spice...
and ... and ...

I thought you understood the risks of eating at my house?

 

[rpmdfw]

Excuse me? I'm a "Wild Turkey"! And that's where I got my name!

Honey, if that's what you like, you can have it! I think it tastes awful!

I'd much rather drink Maker's Mark, Knob Creek, or Jack Daniels than WT!

To each his own, I guess.

 

[rpmdfw]

Wow. I go off to a meeting at work, and come back to find all manner of innuendo stuff.

Vegetables and cleaning apparatus?

That must be why I like y'all so much!