Virtual Shower for rpmdfw - Ending September 24th!

[kingLouiethe1]

Oh! Well in that case...hand me a drink and I'll get comfy. But....just what will you do with me after the wedding? Are you and Scott going to adopt me?????DADDY!!!! (or did you want to be "Mom"????)

I don't want to stay here mommy! It smells like bean dip and flatulent goat!

 

[rosiep]

I don't want to stay here mommy! It smells like bean dip and flatulent goat!

ok..so I'll move to across the room...HURUMPF!!!!

 

[wallyb]

I don't want to stay here mommy! It smells like bean dip and flatulent goat!

Welcome to the Hotel California!

 

[wallyb]

So I hand this fête over to Rosie
and She up and leaves!
Without even putting out
a few chips to munch on.

Oops wrong chips - probably stale by now.

These chips look a bit hard to dip.

There - These are right!

Well hopefully Rosie will get it together when she returns.
One can dream!

 

[rpmdfw]

So I hand this fête over to Rosie
and She up and leaves!
Without even putting out
a few chips to much on.

Oops wrong chips - probably stale by now.

These chips look a bit hard to dip.

There - These are right!

Well hopefully Rosie will get it together when she returns.
One can dream!

Yeah. You don't get to quit. You're MUCH too good a hostess to let you quit!

 

[kingLouiethe1]

Ya, it's too bad that first batch of chips went stale.... and got fat.

 

[rosiep]

It's all a ploy so you boys will beg to have me back...

Now go on and keep pretending I'm not here!

 

[rpmdfw]

It's all a ploy so you boys will beg to have me back...

Now go on and keep pretending I'm not here!

Rosie! When did you get here! It's so good to see you!



Now where did those Chippendales go? I finally found the dip . . .

 

[rosiep]

Rosie! When did you get here! It's so good to see you!



Now where did those Chippendales go? I finally found the dip . . .

You had better not eaten all those chips and not saved me any!!!!

 

[rpmdfw]

You had better not eaten all those chips and not saved me any!!!!

Too late! I thought you were on vacation and didn't want any.

The Lay's Potato Chips that wallyb brought are still here, though. You can have them.

 

[wallyb]

It's all a ploy so you boys will beg to have me back...

Now go on and keep pretending I'm not here!

We'll ignore you when you're back!
What ploy?
You're delusional lady!

 

[rosiep]

We'll ignore you when you're back!
What ploy?
You're delusional lady!

Must be the mushrooms we found in the forest....

 

[Timon-n-Pumbaa Fan]

It smells like bean dip and flatulent goat!

ok..so I'll move to across the room...HURUMPF!!!!

Not so fast Rosie! That was mine.

Sorry for the gas, there's good reason for them to call me Pumbaa at work and at this party.

 

[rosiep]

Not so fast Rosie! That was mine.

Sorry for the gas, there's good reason for them to call me Pumbaa at work and at this party.

I must have been upwind from you....thanks for stepping up and taking responsibility! What a pal! It may have been your gas...but I haven't showered either

 

[kingLouiethe1]

Not so fast Rosie! That was mine.

Sorry for the gas, there's good reason for them to call me Pumbaa at work and at this party.

I must have been upwind from you....thanks for stepping up and taking responsibility! What a pal! It may have been your gas...but I haven't showered either

Dangit don't try to take the heat for Rosie! Rosie, what are you doing here, you're supposed to be on vacation.

RUN! RUN and tell everyone how we're trapped here and the stairs are hazardous!

 

[TuckandStuiesMom]

It's a hat and a Party Favor!

 

[rosiep]

KingLouiethe1:


I stopped at least three people on the street today and told them of your plight..they all looked at me like I was crazy.....go figure

 

[kingLouiethe1]

KingLouiethe1:


I stopped at least three people on the street today and told them of your plight..they all looked at me like I was crazy.....go figure

Were you wearing your foil hat at the time?

 

[wallyb]

Yeah. You don't get to quit. You're MUCH too good a hostess to let you quit!

I never quit - let's call it stepping aside-
like when I stepped aside for Rosie (and then she fell down the stairs).

But fear not if Rosie won't pick up the gauntlet -
I get Jamie to do it
I'll lead him around by his ... by his ... I'll lead him around.
He'll do what I say.
Of course your shower will turn in to some amalgam of

and

but with great fried chicken!

 

[rpmdfw]

*pouts*

you don't love me anymore.