I've begun having fun with spam phone calls.
Me: Hello?
Spam: Hi, I'd like to talk with you about....
Me: Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.
Spam: Excuse me?
Me: Temba, his arms wide.
Spam: I don't understand.
Me: Shaka, when the walls fell.
Spam:.......(click)
Me: Sokath! His eyes open!
My wife now leaves the room......