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[Wagamama]

Ok, so I went to a friends house tonight and was hanging out in her living room while she was on the phone. There was a bowl of dried fruit on the table (dried apples, oranges, lemons, etc..). I was hungry, so I grabbed an apple chip and started munching. It was kind of tough and smelly but I didn't want to be ruid or anything so I kept on eating it. Then I heard her hang up and say.....WHAT THE H*^$ ARE YOU EATING?! The bowl of dried fruit was not in fact dried fruit. IT was POTPOURI!!! I was so.....embarressed/angry/upset/nauseated that I didn't know what to do. THEN she says..."I don't know why people keep getting that confused with fruit." HELLO!!!! its because IT IS FRUIT!!!! Anyways...thanks for listening....

 

[#1 Disney Fan]

I'm sorry, that probably tasted really gross, but your story is pretty funny.

 

[Wagamama]

the sad thing is it didn't taste bad. just stale.

 

[RoqueC]

Originally posted by #1 Disney Fan
I'm sorry, that probably tasted really gross, but your story is pretty funny.

Word. Hehe...

 

[Zurg]

Emperor's first rule of snacking:

Snack should come in packaging, preferably with the word Hershey or Frito~Lay printed on it.

 

[Wagamama]

thanks boss....any new news on the greyside?

 

[Beauty]

Bennett has the right idea here!!

I hope you don't get any sicker but I have to LOL!

Reminds me of the time my grandaddy (rest his soul) thought the dog's food was potted meat and ate a big bite on a cracker. We still laugh about it to this day and again the funny thing is he said it didn't taste bad at all...heehee!

 

[LucyStorm]

Score one for the lime green side. I knew I liked your friend. It was probably all the pixie dust that kept you from getting sick.

 

[Wagamama]

in your dreams lucy... Greyside all the way!!!!!!

 

[LucyStorm]

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[Wagamama]

grrr.............

 

[LucyStorm]

Whatsa matter, wagamama? Don't you like a little pixie dust with your dried fruit potpourri?

 

[browneyes]

LOL! You should've eaten those fries this morning instead of those mashed potatoes.

 

[Wagamama]

pixie dust my tushy!!! There is no such thing as pixie dust!! you know why? because there is no such thing as tag fairies!!!!
shannon.....yeah, fries would have been good....

 

[LucyStorm]

I wonder if the non existent tag fairies added "Eats dried fruit potpourri" to your tag if you'd still be a non believer?

Ok, so no pixie dust for you, how about a little bit of fairy fruit freshener?

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[Wagamama]

you totally lost me lucy.....can you start over?

 

[bfeller]

Me thinks that someone is protesting the existance of Tag Fairies a little too much. Of course this comes from the person who eats potpourri. What is wrong with this picture?

 

[LucyStorm]

ah, but wagamama, we truly lost you when you defected to the dark side....

 

[Wagamama]

oh, dont' go all guilt tripping me....
bfeller.....i didn't know it was potpouri!!!!!! it looked like dried fruit!!!!

 

[LucyStorm]

Hey, as coleader of the TFPP, I have a whole arsenal of weapons in my back pocket. I'm really good with the guilt one, just ask my daughter...