Useless facts/Chit Chat Thread

[Lil' Lisa]

I really can't stay - Baby it's cold outside
I've got to go away - Baby it's cold outside
This evening has been - Been hoping that you'd drop in
So very nice - I'll hold your hands, they're cold as ice
My mother will start to worry - Beautiful, what's your hurry
My father will be pacing the floor - Listen to the fireplace roar
So really I'd better scurry - Beautiful, please don't hurry
well Maybe just one drink more - Put some music on while I pour

The neighbors might think - Baby, it's bad out there
Say, what's in this drink - No cabs to be had out there
I wish I knew how - Your eyes are like starlight now
To break this spell - I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell
I ought to say no, no, no, sir - Mind if I move a little closer
At least I'm gonna say that I tried - What's the sense in hurting my pride
I really can't stay - Baby don't hold out
Baby it's cold outside

That's one of my favorite Christmas songs!

 

[DaveInTN]

You ain't kiddin, Frank. This was one of the coldest January days we've had.

 

[Born 2 Fish]

That's one of my favorite Christmas songs!

And why you spose they only play that at Christmas ??It has nothing to do with Christmas,

 

[BRDof3]

Because after Christmas we don't want any more cold songs. We only want songs about Spring, warmth, and melting sunshine!

 

[3gr8kids]

I've got a pocketful of sunshine

 

[PolynesianPixie]

I'm walking on sunshine...yeah yeah...♫

☼ I'm sitten' on the dock of the bay...watching the clouds roll away....

Sunshine, on my shoulder makes me happy....♪

Here comes the sun...doo doo doo doo, here comes the sun and I say...it's all right ☼

 

[Born 2 Fish]

Let the sunshine, let the sunshine in, the sunshine in
Let the sunshine, let the sunshine in, the sunshine in
Let the sunshine, let the sunshine in, the sunshine in



A chorus from a Fifth Dimension song


I still dont feel any warmer.

 

[3gr8kids]

Sunshine go away today, don't feel much like dancin'



oh wait, wrong theme
(great tune though!)

 

[BRDof3]

Sunshine go away today, don't feel much like dancin'

Take it to the angry thread.

 

[DaveInTN]

We had lasagna at church tonight. Two plates of lasagna is too much lasagna. Just thought I'd let you know.

 

[BRDof3]

We had lasagna at church tonight. Two plates of lasagna is too much lasagna. Just thought I'd let you know.

The bathroom is down the hall on your left.

 

[Lil' Lisa]

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)
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If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!)
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The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out of the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)
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A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
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A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(Creepy.)

(I'm still not over the pig.)
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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour

(Don't try this at home, maybe at work )
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The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body.. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)
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The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field .

(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
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The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
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Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(Ok,I'm going off the 'pig' idea a bit)
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Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)
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The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm........)
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Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
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Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump..

(Okay, so that would be a good thing)
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A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)
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Starfish have no brains

(I know some people like that too.)
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Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig??)

 

[BRDof3]

 

[BRDof3]

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

OK, so in terms of speed I am more like a lion than a pig. Good to know. I'm not a "one minute man," I'm the King of the Jungle!

 

[PolynesianPixie]

I'm kind of curious about that pig.....is it both sexes who orgasm for 30 minutes? The scientist in me wants to know.

 

[Just Beachy]

I'm kind of curious about that pig.....is it both sexes who orgasm for 30 minutes? The scientist in me wants to know.

Are you planning to do a science experiment?

 

[3gr8kids]

Are you planning to do a science experiment?

She CLAIMS her curiosity is in the name of science, but we know better

 

[des1954]

If there's a piggy in your siggy, is it considered bragging?

 

[2goofycampers]

All the talk about food in Epcot on Dan's thread makes me think we should have FATWIT ( food around the world inaugural tour).


Wonder if that name will get a lot of attention on a hat?

 

[des1954]

We could be MATWIT - "Morans around the world intoxication tour."