Useless facts/Chit Chat Thread

[Born 2 Fish]

Can you believe this !! Obama has responded to our national debt spiralling out of control by calling for the creation of a Deficit Commission to find solutions to the problem. Who does he think is doing ALL that spending with ALL that money we dont have,,IT'S NOT ME !!
The Deficit Commission's first recommendation should be, "FIRE OBAMA !!!."

What the H*LL IS WRONG WITH THAT MAN ?!?!?!

He keeps making and signing bills to spend TRILLIONS and TRILLIONS OF DOLLRS and then a forms the creation of a Deficit Commission to find a solution to the Deficit Problem. REALLY ?!?!? Are you kidding me !?!?! What end of the gene pool is that man from ?!?!?


Okay, Sorry bout the rant. I feel better now. A little. Sorry.

 

[2goofycampers]

I say we form a commission to see why people love The Fort sooo much. We'll all pitch in and send, oh say, me to live at The Fort and I'll tell you why I like it sooo much.



Anybody fall for that?

 

[BRDof3]

I say we form a commission to see why people love The Fort sooo much. We'll all pitch in and send, oh say, me to live at The Fort and I'll tell you why I like it sooo much.



Anybody fall for that?

Only if you need an Administrative Assistant (like me). Then I'm all for it.

 

[Tnbob]

can I be secretary of Fort?

 

[2goofycampers]

Only if you need an Administrative Assistant (like me). Then I'm all for it.

can I be secretary of Fort?

I'll need 20 or 30 assistants.

Bob do you look cute in a short skirt ?

 

[BRDof3]

We need a congress, too. Can't loop properly without one.

 

[Tnbob]

I'll need 20 or 30 assistants.

Bob do you look cute in a short skirt ?

Denise, you've seen me, what do you think?

 

[PolynesianPixie]

We need a congress, too. Can't loop properly without one.

OOO OOOO! I wanna live at the Fort!!!! What job is open????

 

[2goofycampers]

OOO OOOO! I wanna live at the Fort!!!! What job is open????

Entertainment Coordinator is still open.

 

[PolynesianPixie]

Entertainment Coordinator is still open.

Yay!!!!!!

 

[Born 2 Fish]

I would like to throw my name on the ticket for, "Director of Bay Lake Water Resourses".

 

[BRDof3]

OOO OOOO! I wanna live at the Fort!!!! What job is open????

What happened to our underwear fairy? We need a Secretary of the Interior.

 

[des1954]

I am, and shall always remain..... The Official Otter-Spotter of Ft. Wilderness and Part-Time Greeter.

 

[AuburnJen92]

this is just too funny for words

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yS7dsdVMh0s&feature=related

 

[AuburnJen92]

um, he is a SHE!

 

[AuburnJen92]

Don't feel bad, I made the SAME mistake!

 

[auntie]

What happened to our underwear fairy? We need a Secretary of the Interior.

You called?..

Umm....just what exactly will these duties entail?

I'm not cleaning the laundry rooms or anything am I..

and I'm definetly not cleaning the underwear of strangers.

The underwear around my house is strange enough...


Personally...I'd love to be the gal that power washes everything. You know..the sites, the road, the patio's, the marina, the trading posts...every square inch of concrete in the place!
Gotta keep that place CLEAN! Oh..Oh.!..the BOATS... Can't forget the boats!Do they get barnicles on the boat bottoms in fresh water..? I can get rid of those suckers.
I'd love to power wash ...more power...,more power...

 

[2goofycampers]

You called?..

Umm....just what exactly will these duties entail?

I'm not cleaning the laundry rooms or anything am I..

and I'm definetly not cleaning the underwear of strangers.

The underwear around my house is strange enough...


Personally...I'd love to be the gal that power washes everything. You know..the sites, the road, the patio's, the marina, the trading posts...every square inch of concrete in the place!
Gotta keep that place CLEAN! Oh..Oh.!..the BOATS... Can't forget the boats!Do they get barnicles on the boat bottoms in fresh water..? I can get rid of those suckers.
I'd love to power wash ...more power...,more power...

You are Secretary of The Smilies.
We need them placed everywhere, and you are the person to do it.

Rob has to wash his own underwear.

 

[BRDof3]

Rob has to wash his own underwear.

Please, I have my limits. I'll just stay waist deep in the lake all day, that way I won't need any.

 

[BRDof3]

You called?..

Umm....just what exactly will these duties entail?

I'm not cleaning the laundry rooms or anything am I..

and I'm definetly not cleaning the underwear of strangers.

The underwear around my house is strange enough...


Personally...I'd love to be the gal that power washes everything. You know..the sites, the road, the patio's, the marina, the trading posts...every square inch of concrete in the place!
Gotta keep that place CLEAN! Oh..Oh.!..the BOATS... Can't forget the boats!Do they get barnicles on the boat bottoms in fresh water..? I can get rid of those suckers.
I'd love to power wash ...more power...,more power...

Classic, Phyllis!