Useless facts/Chit Chat Thread

[Gatordad]

If you were Eartha Kitt, you wouldn't find your post useless Jen.....

 

[AuburnJen92]

If you were Eartha Kitt, you wouldn't find your post useless Jen.....

Eartha Kitt is dead, she can't do anything anymore. If I were Eartha Kitt, I would be dead and not able to post here!!!!!

Besides, I couldn't find the RIP thread last night. THPPPPPP!

 

[Born 2 Fish]

It is a fact that my brother is totally useless.




in case you wanted to know.

 

[AuburnJen92]

Yeah for DisneyBishops! The Dolphins beat the Jets!

 

[Born 2 Fish]

It's a fact that if you pull the wings off a fly, they can not hear.

 

[vick]

It's a fact that if you pull the wings off a fly, they can not hear.

Have you tested that theory?

 

[BRDof3]

It's a fact that if you pull the wings off a fly, they can not hear.

My kids don't have wings, is that why they can't hear me?

 

[2goofycampers]

My kids don't have wings, is that why they can't hear me?

I'm gonna use that excuse with frank, he started the rumor right.

 

[clkelley]

Our sky is this weird color today, (not grey, maybe blue??) and there is this big orange thing in the sky that feels warm?? What is it????

 

[Born 2 Fish]

Have you tested that theory?

I have tested that theory.

I took a fly, sat it on the table, I screamed, "Flee FLY!",
and the fly flew away.

I then took a fly and pulled one of it's wings off and sat the fly on the table,
I screamed, "Flee FLY!", and the fly took off scoot'n across the table.

So then I took a fly and pulled off both it's wings and then sat the fly on the table,
I screamed, "Flee FLY!", and the fly just sat there. So again I screamed, "Flee FLY!", and the fly still just sat there.

And thats how I came to the conclusion that fly's without wings are deaf.

 

[vick]

I have tested that theory.

I took a fly, sat it on the table, I screamed, "Flee FLY!",
and the fly flew away.

I then took a fly and pulled one of it's wings off and sat the fly on the table,
I screamed, "Flee FLY!", and the fly took off scoot'n across the table.

So then I took a fly and pulled off both it's wings and then sat the fly on the table,
I screamed, "Flee FLY!", and the fly just sat there. So again I screamed, "Flee FLY!", and the fly still just sat there.

And thats how I came to the conclusion that fly's without wings are deaf.

I see the same thing Carol. What is it??

 

[BRDof3]

I see the same thing Carol. What is it??

I think it's called the sun, and rumor has it that the sun can burn you. However, when we are freezing our boo-boo's off we beg for the burn!

All hail the mighty sun! How have we offended thee, that you forsake us so?? We beg you to return us to the days of sweaty pits!

 

[vick]

I think it's called the sun, and rumor has it that the sun can burn you. However, when we are freezing our boo-boo's off we beg for the burn!

All hail the mighty sun! How have we offended thee, that you forsake us so?? We beg you to return us to the days of sweaty pits!

I'll just say return the warmth. I can do without sweaty pits.

 

[2goofycampers]

I think it's called the sun, and rumor has it that the sun can burn you. However, when we are freezing our boo-boo's off we beg for the burn!

All hail the mighty sun! How have we offended thee, that you forsake us so?? We beg you to return us to the days of sweaty pits!

That's as good as one of Shan's prayers.

 

[BRDof3]

That's as good as one of Shan's prayers.

Whoever am I, a lowly servant, that you praise me so?

 

[2goofycampers]

Whoever am I, a lowly servant, that you praise me so?

 

[BRDof3]

I'm avoiding work, can you tell? Whenever I see a post by Denise or Vick I just have to jump in and post behind them!!

 

[2goofycampers]

I'm going to the camping board now.

 

[Born 2 Fish]

I'm going to the camping board now.

Okay,,see you later.

 

[Shan-man]

That's as good as one of Shan's prayers.

Um... I'm speechless...

















Y'all are nuts