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NEW YORK (Reuters) - In the latest act of sanitizing New York's mean streets, lawmakers want to rid the city of a scourge most people are not even aware of -- previously worn lingerie being sold as new merchandise.

Council members are mulling the proposed legislation after watching a local television news broadcast which claimed leading department stores, including Saks Fifth Avenue and Macy's, had tried to resell returned undergarments.


Under current law, stores do not have to state whether undergarments on sale, including women's panties and thongs, have been bought and returned, although certain stores have developed their own policies.


"This is a major consumer and health issue in that the amount of bacteria that can be transported from one person to another in just one wearing can be a health hazard," said council member Tony Avella.


"When you talk about it people start to giggle as it is a tough subject to discuss."


Spokeswoman Elina Kazan said Macy's does not sell worn undergarments and posts signs in changing rooms that intimate apparel should not be tried on for size on top of bare skin.


"We train our associates to inspect the merchandise upon return and if in salable condition, return it to the sales floor," she said. "Any items that are soiled ... are not returned to the floor."


The council plans further discussions to decide if the bill should exclude brassieres, undershirts, socks and bathing suits, before being put to a council vote later this year.


Saks did not return calls for comment.


Donald Halperin of the New York Metropolitan Retailers Association said the issue was mainly about women's undergarments because women care more about such issues more than men.




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I don't think I would want that "inspecting the merchandise upon return" job!
 
I've heard the same thing with Victoria's Secret too.

That's why I always wash everything before wearing it.

I'm not a germ freak at all - but I do do this.
 

Originally posted by Jolie C
I don't think I would want that "inspecting the merchandise upon return" job!

What qualifications would they ask that you have?

Do you have a nose?
 
Gives a new meaning to those stickers that say "Quality Inspected by #33"

LOL:teeth:
 
:eek:

Might I also add a loud "ICK!!" as well as a LMAO to monkeyboy and oogie!!! :p
 
Originally posted by monkeyboy
What qualifications would they ask that you have?

Do you have a nose?

ICK!! And another ICK for good measure!!! They did say that they had to "train" their employees in the inspection thing... shudder to think of what that training session is like. :crazy2:
 
Originally posted by monkeyboy
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"We train our associates to inspect the merchandise upon return and if in salable condition, return it to the sales floor," she said. "Any items that are soiled ... are not returned to the floor."

:confused:

Ewwwwww is right. This gives a whole new meaning to "Scratch and Sniff". Insert hurling smiley here!

When I worked at Roninson-May, we took back underwear (Mens) if the return policy allowed (reciept, etc). If it was packaged, and the package had been opened, it went into the "we will not sell this" box, if it was on a hangar, it went there too. I don't know what they did in I A, but I imagine it would be the same thing.
 
Originally posted by Jolie C
... shudder to think of what that training session is like. :crazy2:

OK people we have 2 piles here. Clean and returned used.

YOU MAKE THE CALL

:crazy:
 
Originally posted by monkeyboy
OK people we have 2 piles here. Clean and returned used.

YOU MAKE THE CALL

:crazy:

:laughing: (But still ICK!)
 
Just gross! You guys are all so funny!

Have to throw in a story. Through work circles, I knew I controlling guy who kept his wife on a tight leash. He was so paranoid when she went to lunch with her girlfriends because he was afraid she was out having sex with another man, that when she came home from the outing, he would smell her underwear to make sure she hadn't.

When I told that to my husband, he said, "I'd just let you have sex."
:eek:
 
Originally posted by monkeyboy
Would you prefer a job in the sock return department?

Actually, I would! It's probably a promotion to get moved out of used underwear returns and into used sock returns. Maybe a little more ca-ching in the old paycheck at USR (Used Sock Returns) as well.
 
Originally posted by Sandy V.
he would smell her underwear to make sure she hadn't.

nothing like a loving. trusting relationship
 
Originally posted by Sandy V.
Just gross! You guys are all so funny!

Have to throw in a story. Through work circles, I knew I controlling guy who kept his wife on a tight leash. He was so paranoid when she went to lunch with her girlfriends because he was afraid she was out having sex with another man, that when she came home from the outing, he would smell her underwear to make sure she hadn't.

When I told that to my husband, he said, "I'd just let you have sex."
:eek:

Couldn't this woman have thrown him off the, uh.. scent.. by just carrying a clean pair in her purse and changing before she went home? :scratchin
 
Originally posted by Jolie C
Couldn't this woman have thrown him off the, uh.. scent.. by just carrying a clean pair in her purse and changing before she went home? :scratchin

OR just returning the used ones and buying new...thus teh whole idea of this article
 
Hey, you brought the thread full circle, monkeyboy!! :rotfl:
 
Originally posted by Sandy V.
he would smell her underwear to make sure she hadn't.

Lace those babies with cayenne pepper, chili pepper, etc.... He would stop sniffing them pretty quick.
 
Originally posted by kild
Lace those babies with cayenne pepper, chili pepper, etc.... He would stop sniffing them pretty quick.

Just don't forget what pair they were and accidentally put them back on! :eek: :eek: :eek:
 












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