bcla
On our rugged Eastern foothills.....
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The most outdated thing in my house now is probably a plastic squeeze container of Swedish mustard from Ikea. I got it as a gag gift Christmas 2016, with a best by date of May 2017. It's still good. There are likely some spices that are a decade old.
Reminds me of the cartoon Futurama and the gag of an auction of one can of "Angry Norwegian" anchovies that was about 1000 years old. The auction house guaranteed that it was edible.
This unopened can of Angry Norwegian-brand anchovies, circa 1997.
Anchovies! The last known can in existence, guaranteed fresh and edible.
Anchovies! The last known can in existence, guaranteed fresh and edible.
I'm Mormon, so meal planning and pantry rotation/organization has been trained into my brain for years--I write the expiration dates of every can, jar, and box of pasta that gets put into my pantry real big on the packaging, in black Sharpie. If you pointed at a jar of spaghetti sauce in there I could probably tell you the approximate expiration date without trying to read it. I just have a knack for remembering stupid stuff, I guess.