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NEW YORK (CNN) -- When it comes to beach volleyball dress code, some say "it," not the ball, is out of bounds. It's the itsy-bitsy teeny-weeny bikini that has some players wishing they could wrap themselves in net.

Beach volleyball has now joined the go-go girl dancing as perhaps the only two professions where a bikini is the required uniform.

If a woman wants to play under the auspices of the International Volleyball Federation, she better get out her tape measure -- women's uniform bottoms have to be two and a half inches wide on the sides.

The federation, based in Switzerland, decided the uniforms should be standardized. It says beach volleyball is played on the beach, so swimsuits are in keeping with the sun and fun atmosphere.


Left, men's uniform, right, women's uniform
"I'm kind of bummed -- I like my tights," said the sport's most famous player, Gabrielle Reece, who is known for wearing black Lycra tights rather than a bikini suit while playing.

"You take one step, that bathing suit goes straight up," she says. "You're always yanking and fiddling."

The new rules could drive a wedge between women and men. While the male volleyball players are now required to wear shorts that fall a bit above the knee as opposed to the oversized basketball kind -- at least they don't have to wear skimpy skintight suits.
 
Originally posted by monkeyboy
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NEW YORK (CNN) --



"You take one step, that bathing suit goes straight up," she says. "You're always yanking and fiddling."


Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

:D
 

Its not just the bottoms.

All of the women I saw playing were not exactly well endowed. The mandatory "uniform" would rule out so many athletes based on their physical attributes. I know I'm not exactly Dolly Parton, but I'd still have a hard time playing in that little teeny top. And I'm not even gonna go there on the bottoms, but as I said on the other thread -- sand and wedgies don't mix. :eek:
 
Originally posted by monkeyboy
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The federation, based in Switzerland, decided the uniforms should be standardized. [/B]

Switzerland, the Beach Volleyball Capital of the World????:confused: :confused:
 
Originally posted by Deb in IA
Switzerland, the Beach Volleyball Capital of the World????:confused: :confused:

They said during one of the matches (probably against the Swiss team, I guess :p ) that beach volleyball surprisingly is very popular in Switzerland. I'm with you -- I didn't think there were any beaches in Switzerland?? :confused:
 
maybe they play in the snow...it's cold and .....:smooth:
 
"This is Keith Jackson reporting from the frozen beach volleyball championships in Switzerland. My special guest today is Frank Barone. The women are just coming onto the field now and..... Whoa, Nelly!! look what they're wearing!! What do you think of that Frank. "

"Holy Crap!!"

"I agree completely, Frank."

LOL. Sorry, that was kind of long for that joke, but I just had to do it.
 
Originally posted by DukeStreetKing
"This is Keith Jackson reporting from the frozen beach volleyball championships in Switzerland. My special guest today is Frank Barone. The women are just coming onto the field now and..... Whoa, Nelly!! look what they're wearing!! What do you think of that Frank. "

"Holy Crap!!"

"I agree completely, Frank."

LOL. Sorry, that was kind of long for that joke, but I just had to do it.
:rotfl: :rotfl:
 




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