Untitled DL chat thread. Everyone is welcome! Part 11

[XTinabell]

OMG!!

Careful, never know where the tag fairy may be lurking!!

Did you read my encounter with waiting room butt creepage in the pants guy and lady???

That little instance happened after I told hubby to behave in the exam room. He kept getting up and playing with things in the room.

Making the table go up and down, humming like the noisy computer in the room and then saying "shut up DELL!" , and trying to figure out how to turn on the exam light.

I'm just glad there were no stirrups in sight.

Last time I went with him he opened all the drawers of the exam table and asked me all sorts of questions about stirrups.. and then preceeded to take things out of the drawers to look at and comment on each item.

yes, my husband is very odd when bored.

I did read about your incident with the buttcrack people It made me laugh. At least they didn't confront you about why he was being laughed at.

I could just imagine your dh laying on the table with his feet in the stirrups pretending to give birth when the doctor walks in

 

[funnygarcia]

Well he did lay down and stare at the ceiling tiles for awhile.

The he got up and noticed the paper on the table "I'm a grease head, eww"

 

[XTinabell]

hmmm which makes my butt creepage pants guy story even more interesting.. eww bad mental pic. He was fat, balding and kinda uggly.

But what do they call pants then?

Trousers. They also call cookies biscuits. So I asked what they call biscuits and they don't have an equivalent here. They call bangs fringe.

 

[funnygarcia]

Fringe benefits = bang benefits????

ok, so what do they call fringe on a piece of clothing?


bangs??

 

[XTinabell]

They call costumes:fancy dress
They call sneakers: trainers

Oh I also wanted to tell you about the hi-tech hair dryer at the salon today. They pronounce salon Saalon. Emphasis on the Sa. Anyway I got my hilighted and put it in the foils as normal, but instead of putting me under the dryer they just had me sit there. And then for the last ten minutes they put me under this super cool thing. It had 3 burner looking things, I'll find a photo I'm terrible at describing. But it reminded me of an alien tool.

 

[XTinabell]

Fringe benefits = bang benefits????

ok, so what do they call fringe on a piece of clothing?


bangs??

I dont know, but I'll find out.

 

[funnygarcia]

I think I saw something like that on one of those makeover shows.

 

[XTinabell]

It was really cool. It was mounted to the wall and pulled out so it looked like I was in a sci fi movie. I'm still trying to find a picture. The strange thing was I didn't feel any heat from it. I thought they forgot to turn it on. I was sad because I was cold and was looking foward to be warmed up. Its some kind of special dryer that heats the foils without blowing hot air everywhere.

 

[funnygarcia]

hubby just came home and handed me a Reese's Peanut Butter and Banana Creme cup.

It even has a drawing of Elvis on the wrapper.

melting on my fingers but.. it's ummm interesting. Banana-y and chocolatey at the same time.

 

[funnygarcia]

Looking thru hair dryer pics and found this

 

[XTinabell]

That does sound strange and now I really want a reese peanut butter cup. They don't have those here.

 

[funnygarcia]

I think this is the thing I noticed on TV

 

[XTinabell]

Looking thru hair dryer pics and found this

I confess that one of my fears is lighting my hair on fire with my hair dryer. It gets so hot and I put product in my hair before drying it just seems to make sense that it should light on fire.

 

[XTinabell]

Well I found a hair dryer like the one I used but scrolling through there are some freaking looking dryers check them out.

http://www.directsalonsupplies.co.uk/shop/50/32/index.htm

Mine was similar to the fourth picture only wall mounted.

 

[funnygarcia]

That does sound strange and now I really want a reese peanut butter cup. They don't have those here.

One of my cousins got maried while living in Germany- the wife told us that she had discovered the unique to her taste of PBJ sandwhiches when they moved to the US. She told us it was odd to eat sweet and salty in the same sandwhich.

Maybe that's why you can't find reese's cups??

 

[XTinabell]

One of my cousins got maried while living in Germany- the wife told us that she had discovered the unique to her taste of PBJ sandwhiches when they moved to the US. She told us it was odd to eat sweet and salty in the same sandwhich.

Maybe that's why you can't find reese's cups??

Well now that you mention it, they don't have peanut butter. They have nutella and that's as close as it gets. I think I saw an attempt at peanut butter at the bigger store but it looked really gross.

 

[funnygarcia]

Well I found a hair dryer like the one I used but scrolling through there are some freaking looking dryers check them out.

http://www.directsalonsupplies.co.uk/shop/50/32/index.htm

Mine was similar to the fourth picture only wall mounted.

woahhhhhhhhhhhh

freaky alien probes in the hair saaaaaaalon

 

[XTinabell]

Tell me about it. The one at my salon was even silver stainless steel looking and the heater things were round like saucers. I think it even made a vvvmm sound when it moved, but that might have been my imagination.

 

[funnygarcia]

I confess that one of my fears is lighting my hair on fire with my hair dryer. It gets so hot and I put product in my hair before drying it just seems to make sense that it should light on fire.

hmmmmmm
which is worse.. hair on fire.. or......

 

[XTinabell]

hmmmmmm
which is worse.. hair on fire.. or......

Reminds me of the second time I dyed my hair, the stylest left me under the dryer for so long, she finally came over and said "oops, haha, I forgot about you. Lets hope you don't look like marilyn munroe"

um yeah thanks. My hair was pretty much fried.