Untitled DL chat thread. Everyone is welcome! Part 11

[funnygarcia]

owie!
I let the cat go outside on the patio, she insisted on chasing a bug off the patio. I grabbed her to haul her butt back inside, the screen door fell off its track, cat decided it was her chance to escape and dug her claws in to jump off. OOOWWWWW stupid cat, ditched her into my room and went back to fix the door.. it's now delicately balanced in the track.

And I have a three inch scratch on my belly- those sting!

Now she's pushing at the door with her paws-- meow! meow!!!
na na na boo boo, good thing she doesn't have real thumbs, she would be running out the door right now if she could just open it.

 

[eatmypixiedust]

owie!
I let the cat go outside on the patio, she insisted on chasing a bug off the patio. I grabbed her to haul her butt back inside, the screen door fell off its track, cat decided it was her chance to escape and dug her claws in to jump off. OOOWWWWW stupid cat, ditched her into my room and went back to fix the door.. it's now delicately balanced in the track.

And I have a three inch scratch on my belly- those sting!

Now she's pushing at the door with her paws-- meow! meow!!!
na na na boo boo, good thing she doesn't have real thumbs, she would be running out the door right now if she could just open it.

Your cat is evil! I'm not a cat lover. I prefer dogs. My friend had her cat in the car once and her mom was giving me a ride home. Well her cat was really mean and it got scared and jumped onto my lap and dug its claws into my leg! I screamed for my friend to pull her cat off. I'm also terribly allergic to cat dander. Every time I went to her home I would sneeze like crazy and my eyes were sooo itchy! It was awful!

 

[tinkermell]

Good late morning!!

Today I'm watching my adorable grandson. So I'm kind of busy. Everyone have a super day!!

 

[sameyeyam]

VENT TIME - I'M REALLY TIRED OF IDIOTS THAT WORK IN ACCOUNTING!!!

So I get this phone call a few minutes ago...

Her: This is xxxxxxx from Ferrellgas. We are your propane supplier at your hotel in Port Angeles and I'm calling to inform you that you need to make a payment because you have gone over your credit limit.

Me: That can't be right, we pay every 2 weeks. Let me pull my file out.

Her: Oh, you're all caught up on your payments, as a matter of fact you have paid invoices that aren't even due yet.

Me: OK, so what's the problem.

Her: Well you have a $6,000 credit limit and due to the rising cost of propane you are over that limit.

Me: Well just raise our limit.

Her: I don't know if I can do that.

Me: We have been good customers for over 18 years now. The owner is a personal friend of xxxxxxx (the local distributor), we pay our bills twice a month, we are always on time, right now we have bills paid that aren't even due for 2 weeks. I don't see the problem.

Her: Well, I don't handle credit limits. I just call people to tell them they are over their limit or overdue. I know it's not your fault because of the rising prices. I have a huge list of people to call because of this.

Me: Well tell someone in your organization to raise our credit limit. There is no need for you to waste my time calling me.

Her: I'm just calling about your credit limit, when can we expect payment?

Me: I can't pay anymore bills because you haven't sent us any yet!!

Her: Oh, the new bills will go out next week. But we need you to pay it now.

Me: Fine fax me a copy and then ask someone to raise our credit limit.

Her: I can't fax a copy because the bills aren't prepared yet.

Me: Are you a total idiot or what?

Her: Well you don't have to get mad at me, I'm just calling about your problem with your credit limit.

Me: CLICK!

AGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[funnygarcia]

Your cat is evil! I'm not a cat lover. I prefer dogs. My friend had her cat in the car once and her mom was giving me a ride home. Well her cat was really mean and it got scared and jumped onto my lap and dug its claws into my leg! I screamed for my friend to pull her cat off. I'm also terribly allergic to cat dander. Every time I went to her home I would sneeze like crazy and my eyes were sooo itchy! It was awful!

Cats should travel in a carrier, for their safety.. and for your own.

Paulie stayed in her carrier for most of the trip. When we did let her out, she acted like a dead cat.. laying by my feet. I made sure she couldn't walk anywhere near hubby while he was driving.. fearing she would crawl next to his feet and get stepped on or make it impossible to hit the brake if needed.

Cats are very unpredictable creatures. But she's low maintenance, and most places will take a cat and NO dogs!

 

[sameyeyam]

OK, I'm feeling much better now. Can you tell that I lowered my Prozac dosage this weekend? I'm starting to get annoyed by people again!

 

[sameyeyam]

Cats should travel in a carrier, for their safety.. and for your own.

Paulie stayed in her carrier for most of the trip. When we did let her out, she acted like a dead cat.. laying by my feet. I made sure she couldn't walk anywhere near hubby while he was driving.. fearing she would crawl next to his feet and get stepped on or make it impossible to hit the brake if needed.

Cats are very unpredictable creatures. But she's low maintenance, and most places will take a cat and NO dogs!

I'm thinking if it were a choice between squishing my cat flat or having an accident. I wouldn't think twice about squishing her under the brake pedal!

My cat travels in a pillowcase. She freaks out in carriers. So the vet suggested we put her in a pillowcase and tie a knot at the top when we bring her in. It really calms her down or scares her so bad she doesn't even move!

 

[funnygarcia]

ahhh the joys of "I'm just doing my job" when the job makes NO SENSE AT ALL!



yeah, so what exactly was the point of calling you??? Pay your bill?, what bill?, we haven't sent it yet..... HUH!?

Who's on first, what's on second................................. Alison says "I don't freakin care, just don't call me again!"

 

[eatmypixiedust]

VENT TIME - I'M REALLY TIRED OF IDIOTS THAT WORK IN ACCOUNTING!!!

So I get this phone call a few minutes ago...

Her: This is xxxxxxx from Ferrellgas. We are your propane supplier at your hotel in Port Angeles and I'm calling to inform you that you need to make a payment because you have gone over your credit limit.

Me: That can't be right, we pay every 2 weeks. Let me pull my file out.

Her: Oh, you're all caught up on your payments, as a matter of fact you have paid invoices that aren't even due yet.

Me: OK, so what's the problem.

Her: Well you have a $6,000 credit limit and due to the rising cost of propane you are over that limit.

Me: Well just raise our limit.

Her: I don't know if I can do that.

Me: We have been good customers for over 18 years now. The owner is a personal friend of xxxxxxx (the local distributor), we pay our bills twice a month, we are always on time, right now we have bills paid that aren't even due for 2 weeks. I don't see the problem.

Her: Well, I don't handle credit limits. I just call people to tell them they are over their limit or overdue. I know it's not your fault because of the rising prices. I have a huge list of people to call because of this.

Me: Well tell someone in your organization to raise our credit limit. There is no need for you to waste my time calling me.

Her: I'm just calling about your credit limit, when can we expect payment?

Me: I can't pay anymore bills because you haven't sent us any yet!!

Her: Oh, the new bills will go out next week. But we need you to pay it now.

Me: Fine fax me a copy and then ask someone to raise our credit limit.

Her: I can't fax a copy because the bills aren't prepared yet.

Me: Are you a total idiot or what?

Her: Well you don't have to get mad at me, I'm just calling about your problem with your credit limit.

Me: CLICK!

AGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That lady is an idiot!! I sent this one customer of mine ship dates for all their orders last month. Okay, so there are 2 or 3 stupid women who work there and they don't check their freakin e-mails. So she e-mails me and goes: "When are you going to provide the ship date for P.O. #XXXXX???" and I attached the e-mail I sent her on 9/17/07 and told her to look at it. Then she responded and said sorry because she didn't read her e-mails. This is on a daily basis!

 

[funnygarcia]

OK, I'm feeling much better now. Can you tell that I lowered my Prozac dosage this weekend? I'm starting to get annoyed by people again!

 

[funnygarcia]

I'm thinking if it were a choice between squishing my cat flat or having an accident. I wouldn't think twice about squishing her under the brake pedal!

yeah, but think how messy it would be.. I wonder if my car insurance covers flattened cat damage?

 

[sameyeyam]

yeah, but think how messy it would be.. I wonder if my car insurance covers flattened cat damage?

So what would they do, send the cat to a taxidermist, have it stuffed and restored to it's original shape? Geez, that was really bad, stop me now before I get any worse!

 

[funnygarcia]

So what would they do, send the cat to a taxidermist, have it stuffed and restored to it's original shape?

works for me, then I can arrange her in a delightful diorama.. hmm but what scene should it be? Pushing the button to send the first dog into space? Walt in his opening day speech?

choices, choices...

 

[sameyeyam]

That lady is an idiot!! I sent this one customer of mine ship dates for all their orders last month. Okay, so there are 2 or 3 stupid women who work there and they don't check their freakin e-mails. So she e-mails me and goes: "When are you going to provide the ship date for P.O. #XXXXX???" and I attached the e-mail I sent her on 9/17/07 and told her to look at it. Then she responded and said sorry because she didn't read her e-mails. This is on a daily basis!

You really have to wonder what the job advertisement looked like:

ARE YOU TOTALLY INCOMPETENT? If so this is the company for you! We are looking for completely untalented people that lack common sense. Are you able to cut people off on the phone, do you ignore your email, can you mail out letters without postage, will you do anything anyone asks you to do even if it makes no sense at all? Most importantly we are looking for individuals or teams that use the phrases: I don't know, because the computer say's so or I'm sorry that's not my responsibility/department! No need to send a resume, just show up, grab the first empty chair and act like you know what you're doing!

 

[sameyeyam]

works for me, then I can arrange her in a delightful diorama.. hmm but what scene should it be? Pushing the button to send the first dog into space? Walt in his opening day speech?

choices, choices...

You could even take her to DL with you. Just drop her off in one of the Storybook Canal scenes and she'll look right at home!

 

[funnygarcia]

You really have to wonder what the job advertisement looked like:

ARE YOU TOTALLY INCOMPETENT? If so this is the company for you! We are looking for completely untalented people that lack common sense. Are you able to cut people off on the phone, do you ignore your email, can you mail out letters without postage, will you do anything anyone asks you to do even if it makes no sense at all? Most importantly we are looking for individuals or teams that use the phrases: I don't know, because the computer say's so or I'm sorry that's not my responsibility/department! No need to send a resume, just show up, grab the first empty chair and act like you know what you're doing!

awesome, I am so THERE!

 

[funnygarcia]

You could even take her to DL with you. Just drop her off in one of the Storybook Canal scenes and she'll look right at home!

"miniaturized by a process only known by Tinkerbell"

 

[sameyeyam]

"miniaturized by a process only known by Tinkerbell"

Oh that reminds me. Yesterday I got another email from my dear friend Aziz Hamid who is dieing of throat & colon cancer (yep, he's got it at both ends!) . He is still alive!!!!

Right now he's in a hospital in the UK and urgently wanting me to give his millions of dollars away to charities. Keeping 20% for myself due to my troubles of course!

I replied right away and told him I was so glad to know that he is still alive. I will be delighted to help with his financial matters. Signed Tink R. Bell!

They didn't respond to my last one that I signed Mick E. Mouse, so we'll see if this one works!

 

[funnygarcia]

Oh that reminds me. Yesterday I got another email from my dear friend Aziz Hamid who is dieing of throat & colon cancer (yep, he's got it at both ends!) . He is still alive!!!!

Right now he's in a hospital in the UK and urgently wanting me to give his millions of dollars away to charities. Keeping 20% for myself due to my troubles of course!

I replied right away and told him I was so glad to know that he is still alive. I will be delighted to help with his financial matters. Signed Tink R. Bell!

They didn't respond to my last one that I signed Mick E. Mouse, so we'll see if this one works!

How nice of Tink to help him with his financial matters, looks like the mouse couldn't handle the 20%--- you know how much he loves our money

 

[funnygarcia]

I'm trying to decide if I reallllllllllllllllllllllllly want that diet coke right now..craving one since 9 am. Time for a stroll to albertson's, one of my second homes.

The others being Winco ,Food 4 less, Ralph's and Target.