Untitled DL chat thread. Everyone is welcome! Part 10

[sameyeyam]

I learned something new by going home early on Monday. My DH and kids used to use the words "Red Alert, Red Alert, Mom's Home". Apparently the new words are "The Eagle has Landed"!

OMG, the house was a disaster area, kids were running around wild, DD & her best friend that were supposed to be babysitting were wrapping a large parcel in plastic garbage sacks & duct tape. Then were going to send the boys outside to dig a hole for their Time Capsule. Apparently there are several time capsules buried on our property by DD & her friends that I didn't know about!

 

[sameyeyam]

ahem, we get your change all the time too! Why can't your change be the same as ours? Ours is prettier.

Because we're American. We expect the entire world to do what we say and follow our lead! After all we were the rejects from other countries. We didn't like following their rules, so we started our own country. We are direct descendents of all the troublemakers in the world! It explains a lot doesn't it?!

 

[sameyeyam]

Time to leave for lunch. TTYL!!

 

[disneegrl4eva]

lol! No on says hoser, If you say eh people will know immediately, even though I never say eh, it's a common canadian stereotype lol. You should get the east canadian accent, they're terrible. They say eh alot, and they say the word aboat instead of about. It's May -o -naise, not mannaise. lol. And smile and laugh at everything, even if you get punched in the head. Oh and say sorry a lot, it's sorey not sawry if you're speaking with the east Canadian accent.

you know whats funny...I sayy aboat instead of about and sorey instead of sorry...and I have no idea why...just always have...

 

[disneegrl4eva]

i cannot believe the nerve that some people have acting the way they do with all these demands...who the hell do they think they are???? i swear to god if I EVER hear anybody say anything like that I will rip them a new ****....

 

[XTinabell]

I learned something new by going home early on Monday. My DH and kids used to use the words "Red Alert, Red Alert, Mom's Home". Apparently the new words are "The Eagle has Landed"!

OMG, the house was a disaster area, kids were running around wild, DD & her best friend that were supposed to be babysitting were wrapping a large parcel in plastic garbage sacks & duct tape. Then were going to send the boys outside to dig a hole for their Time Capsule. Apparently there are several time capsules buried on our property by DD & her friends that I didn't know about!

When the cats away...

you know whats funny...I sayy aboat instead of about and sorey instead of sorry...and I have no idea why...just always have...

hm, maybe you have some distant relatives who were Canadian. I always get told I sound american but I think that's becaues I watch so much tv. Canadian tv sucks so I don't think that's your excuse

i cannot believe the nerve that some people have acting the way they do with all these demands...who the hell do they think they are???? i swear to god if I EVER hear anybody say anything like that I will rip them a new ****....

I know you would, and I would enjoy watching that from a distance. I wonder where people even get the idea that an AP means they get special rights.

 

[eatmypixiedust]

Last night I made this for Shawna!! It's of her and her 2nd husband!

(posted with her permission)

 

[AZMickeyfans]

A quick hi and bye here.


Christina, I am seriously thinking about ditching my errands and stay and talk to you since I havent in awhile but alas duty calls!

I hope to catch you later though.


Hi to everyone else!

 

[AZMickeyfans]

Last night I made this for Shawna!! It's of her and her 2nd husband!

(posted with her permission)

YOU ARE THE BEST!

 

[eatmypixiedust]

YOU ARE THE BEST!

YOU ARE AWESOME SHAWNA!!


HI CHRISTINA!!! What's up?

 

[staley7580]

My inlaws are insane!!!!! Ugh, we went over there... so they could see the kids, and we were talking about my dh's older brother... (lives in portland..) who is a total SCUMBAG, and at 40 something, just cant seem to get his crap together.. ANYWAYS.... Dh's OTHER brother starts SCREAMING about healthcare.. and how everything F-this, and f-that, and cuss, cuss cuss... Okay, now i do swear in front of my kids... But I DONT scream it!! and rant on and on about things.. Screaming!!!! So I said.."YO!! You need to CHILL out your language in front of my KIDS!!!!!!" Dh took one look at me, and knowing me in the way that he does, said "get your shoes on kids... It is time to GO!" THEn he started out on how men shouldnt have to pay child support... Yeah... dh rushed me out of there with a quickness. I was SOO freaking close to cutting his face off.. His mom followed us out, and dh was putting the kids in the car, and she says, "Bye kids... we'll see you next time you come over!" So I said, under my breath, "Dont count on that being anytime soon." She THEN said, " I am sorry about Jack, he just gets al wound up sometimes..." He is insane!!!! I dont want my kids anywhere NEAR him anymore!! What if he freaks out on them? NO, I DONT THINK SO!!!!

 

[staley7580]

Hi Shawna, Hi Pix!!!

 

[staley7580]

Guys? I didnt mean to scare you off while talking about my crazy inlaws!

 

[Alex2kMommy]

My inlaws are insane!!!!! Ugh, we went over there... so they could see the kids, and we were talking about my dh's older brother... (lives in portland..) who is a total SCUMBAG, and at 40 something, just cant seem to get his crap together.. ANYWAYS.... Dh's OTHER brother starts SCREAMING about healthcare.. and how everything F-this, and f-that, and cuss, cuss cuss... Okay, now i do swear in front of my kids... But I DONT scream it!! and rant on and on about things.. Screaming!!!! So I said.."YO!! You need to CHILL out your language in front of my KIDS!!!!!!" Dh took one look at me, and knowing me in the way that he does, said "get your shoes on kids... It is time to GO!" THEn he started out on how men shouldnt have to pay child support... Yeah... dh rushed me out of there with a quickness. I was SOO freaking close to cutting his face off.. His mom followed us out, and dh was putting the kids in the car, and she says, "Bye kids... we'll see you next time you come over!" So I said, under my breath, "Dont count on that being anytime soon." She THEN said, " I am sorry about Jack, he just gets al wound up sometimes..." He is insane!!!! I dont want my kids anywhere NEAR him anymore!! What if he freaks out on them? NO, I DONT THINK SO!!!!

I'm tellin' ya, there's at least one nut in every family tree... This sounds just like -- Ahhhhmmmm, someone I know. At least he's usually pretty good around my kids, but sometimes it's all I can do to not punch his lights out. (And mind you, I have never ever hit anyone in my life!)

 

[Alex2kMommy]

Because we're American. We expect the entire world to do what we say and follow our lead! After all we were the rejects from other countries. We didn't like following their rules, so we started our own country. We are direct descendents of all the troublemakers in the world! It explains a lot doesn't it?!

Sam, our vending machines used to take Canadian coins, but then in the late '70s when the exchange rate was so vastly different, vending companies were losing their shirts because people would drop the useless Canadian coins into the machines. So the vending machine companies engineered the newer machines so they wouldn't accept the Canadian coins.

Now don't you love it when you drop in US coins and they get rejected? Some must weigh differently or something, it just annoys me no end if that's the only coin I have and it won't work!

 

[staley7580]

I'm tellin' ya, there's at least one nut in every family tree... This sounds just like -- Ahhhhmmmm, someone I know. At least he's usually pretty good around my kids, but sometimes it's all I can do to not punch his lights out. (And mind you, I have never ever hit anyone in my life!)

Ugh... its his whole side of the family, and I have no clue how dh turned out so normal!!! They are all crazy!!! We went to lunch after words, and dh said "Now you know why I am not close to them!" No kidding!!! They are freaks!!! What is wrong with people????

 

[Alex2kMommy]

Gotta run, it's HP time with DS7! The kids are just arriving at Hogwarts, so exciting!!!

 

[dizzyami]

Sam, our vending machines used to take Canadian coins, but then in the late '70s when the exchange rate was so vastly different, vending companies were losing their shirts because people would drop the useless Canadian coins into the machines. So the vending machine companies engineered the newer machines so they wouldn't accept the Canadian coins.

Now don't you love it when you drop in US coins and they get rejected? Some must weigh differently or something, it just annoys me no end if that's the only coin I have and it won't work!

They had vending machines in the 70's???

 

[Alex2kMommy]

Ugh... its his whole side of the family, and I have no clue how dh turned out so normal!!! They are all crazy!!! We went to lunch after words, and dh said "Now you know why I am not close to them!" No kidding!!! They are freaks!!! What is wrong with people????

I know the feeling...

 

[staley7580]

Bye!