Universal Studios Chat 9

[Flyfly_Eclipse]

Hey everyone!! Time for another USC!!!!!
--------------------------------------------------------------------

Went to Universal Studios yesterday. I decided to go to the mic check...it being the first one in a while (well, since last time I was there when they had one). I wanted to see who was working that day, as well as say "Hi."

So. I went to the mic check. It was GIG2, GIO4, GICBH3, and a GIR I don't have a number for...(I think I have only 3 GIR's listed, so he'll probably be GIR4). He's usually at the Horror Makeup Show though.

The guys were telling people to check out Street Breakz (which was having an actual show at the time) and come back for their first GB Show. So, it was pretty much just me, the Ghostbusters, and Beetlejuice (and probably the sound guy). Beetlejuice was telling a few jokes and the Ghostbusters were egging him on.

"Tell more jokes! Tell more jokes!"

So Beetlejuice told this joke:

What did the Maxi pad say to the fart? You are the wind beneath my wings.

LOL! So yes, in the middle of the themepark, Beetlejuice told this joke. Of course, you can't be too surprised because of the Beetlejuice character's personality. However, at first I was unsure because, I was the only female amongst a bunch of guys at the time. But the joke wasn't as bad as I was expecting. He said he was going to tell an "Adult joke," and so I expected much worse.

Also, I gave Selina's favorite (wasn't in the GB Show, but I saw him in BJGYR) her card. He seemed quite amused. Just before, poor Drac was all by himself, so I went over to say "Hi" to him. I got a picture with him and Wolfy. I'll have to post it...I love it!! Drac was a former GB...one of the best, might I add.

At MIB, guys were taking turns standing guard at the spot where the little boy got hurt. It freaked me out at first because the first guy was just standing there completely still, arms crossed. It's dark where he was standing, so you only saw his face and arms...yet not anything in real detail. Kinda creepy. LOL

What's new with all my fellow DISers???

 

[h20jag]

Was it cold there yesterday? Glad you got to be there anyway!

Was that your first adult joke (the BJ one)? Maybe the GB's will let you onstage and tell one oneday!!
Wouldn't that be a hoot!? Tellin' one during a DisMeet would be even better!
Plenty of material could be provided for you here on this board FlyFly.
Maybe everyone could write in their best "theme-park-safe" joke now.

Back with mine later.
Jim

 

[Flyfly_Eclipse]

LOL!!!

Well, I've heard worse jokes (after all, I attend public high school). But the shock value on that one was major, only due to the circumstances (being in the theme park).

Now, if we could come up with some half decent jokes, we could give BJ a run for his money (he acted like he was doing me a favor by telling me that joke. He said that people pay to get in there, and they should get their money's worth. Of course, he looked at me as he said it...LOL). Would it be hysterical if we had a DISmeet and had a joke showdown with Beetlejuice?

Anyway, it was pretty dang chilly first thing in the morning, but I layered pretty well and spent as much time indoors up until the mic check.

 

[AlexandNessa]

Hi Clare! How many trips have you made to the GB show since I've been off the boards?

Will have to rack my brain for a clean (and good) joke. Don't hold your breath waiting on me!

 

[Flyfly_Eclipse]

Now let's see...exactly how long has it been since you've been gone? Well, I've only been twice in January, but that's 8 GB Shows right there. I'm going again this weekend (planning on Sunday, weather-permitting).

 

[Flyfly_Eclipse]

Oh! Thought I'd share the picture I got with Wolfman and Dracula yesterday:

GIO2, Flyfly, and GIG3

I love that picture!!!

 

[SpideyHulk24]

LOL!!!! That is too funny. Glad to hear you had a good time. Can't wait to go back...and not get sick while I am there!

 

[Flyfly_Eclipse]

Oh I know, SH!!! You almost are owed another trip (lol I dont mean from your wife, but in general)! Not even a full day on your last trip You even missed out on the Holiday GB Show!!!

LOL what do you think of that picture w/ Wolfy and Drac? Something about that picture...I don't know, my mom and aunt cracked up when they saw it...and wouldn't say why. I can guess, but...

 

[SpideyHulk24]

I think it's cool. But you know, they are wearing more make up than you! LOL....

 

[Flyfly_Eclipse]

LOL yes, and I still stay strong with my comment!!

 

[SpideyHulk24]

How funny.

 

[Flyfly_Eclipse]

Yep. Now I certainly hope it doesn't rain next Sunday!!

 

[themepark]

I see the forecast is calling for rain Sunday. I hope it's wrong. We will be there Friday-Sunday. It's a quick spur of the moment trip. People here think we are crazy. What they don't realize is how crazy I have been going not being able to get back to Universal since August. We had a rough few months in the fall and it's high time for us to get away! Plus, DH's birthday is Friday so what better excuse! FlyFly, I will look for you on Sunday weather permitting. I assume you will be in your regular spot. I didn't see the Ghostbusters show in August (I know...I know) but plan to this trip.

 

[Flyfly_Eclipse]

OK! Sounds good!

 

[Selina]

Love the pic Clare.....a whole new perspective on GIO2...The Wolfman...hairy.....and a pink tongue... Probably give Barry a run for his money.....hee hee! And you gave him the card. I was a bit "merry" after a Christmas night out with friends when I wrote them... I know quite a few jokes - will post one or two up tonight.

 

[h20jag]

Cool pic FFE!
Now, what has 2 legs and bleeds alot?
(This'll be a thread to test some moderators' diligence,eh?!)

A: Half of a cat

Next!
Jim

 

[Flyfly_Eclipse]

OMG h20jag!!!!

Selina -- EXACTLY!!! I think you are thinking along the lines of what my mom and aunt were thinking...but they wouldn't tell me...but I think I know..

Can't wait to hear more jokes!!

 

[Selina]

Hee Hee!!

A woman takes a lover home during the day, while her husband is at work.

Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she puts the lover in the closet with the little boy.

The little boy says, 'Dark in here.' The man says, 'Yes it is.' Boy-
'I have a baseball.' Man- 'That's nice.' Boy- 'Want to buy it?' Man- 'No, thanks.'
Boy- 'My dad's outside.' Man- 'OK, how much?' Boy- '$250.'

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together.

Boy- 'Dark in here.' Man- 'Yes, it is.' Boy- 'I have a baseball
glove.' The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'How much?' Boy- '$750.'
Man- 'Fine.'

A few days later, the father says to the boy, 'Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball back and forth.' The boy says, 'I can't. I sold them.' The father asks, 'How much did you sell them for?' The son says '$1,000.' The father says, 'That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess.'

They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, 'Dark in here.' .......wait for it.........The priest says, 'Don't start that **** again.'

 

[Selina]

hee hee!!
Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling, "You sign! you sign!".
Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.
Nelson says to him, "Look, you've obviously got the wrong man", and shuts the door.
The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it, the little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads.
He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling, "You sign! You sign!"
Mr. Mandela is getting a bit annoyed and replies:"Look, go away! You've got the wrong man! I don't want them!" Then he slams the door in his face again.
The following day, Nelson is resting, and late afternoon, he hears a knock at the door again.
On opening the door, there is the same little Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting, "You sign! You sign!"
Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.
This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little man by his shirt front and yells at him: "Look, I don't want these! Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give these to?"
The little Chinese man looks puzzled, consults his clipboard, and says:
"You not Nissan Main Dealer?"

 

[Selina]

Okay I'm on a roll.........

Man bashing..........only kidding guys!!!!! (well...this is a girly thread
Q What is the similarity between a shrimp and a man?
A You can enjoy all but the head.

Q What is the similarity between a dolphin and a man?
A they are both said to be intelligent, but no one can prove this.

Q What is the similarity between a microwave oven and a man?
A They both get hot in 15 seconds.

Q Why are men men and rats rats?
A Because rats had first choice.

Q Why can't a man be both handsome and intelligent?
A because that would make him a woman.

Q Why is a man's brain the size of a peanut?
A Because it is swollen.

Q Why are batteries better than men?
A Batteries have at least one positive end.

Q Why does it take one million sperm to fertilize one egg?
A Because sperm are male and they refuse to ask directions.

Q Why are men like the letter Q?
A A big zero with a small tail..........

Q Why do women get married as often these days?
A Because they would rather have bacon in the fridge than a pig in the living room.

Q What is the similarity between a video recorder and a man?
A They go forwards, backwards, forwards, backwards, stop and eject.

Q Why is the male intelligence worth more than the female?
A It is rarer.

Q Why do men exist?
A Who else is going to mow the lawn.

Q What do you call an attractive intelligent and sensitive man?
A A rumour.

Q What do you never want to hear while having good sex?
A Honey, I am home!

Q Why don't men go through menopause?
A They never left puberty.




__________________