Um..I have a dirty little secret...

TheOtherVillainess

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I have a crush on Alton Brown. :love:

He's just so..so..darn cute! And the things he can do with food are nothing short of astounding.

TOV
 
I got an Alton cookbook for Christmas!!!

His show is so campy, I love it!! You always learn something new.
 
Mali--so did I. I'm Just Here For More Food..I can't wait to try out some of the recipes. :teeth:

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:cheer2: :love: :cheer2: :love: :blush:

TOV
 

Me too! And I thought I was the only one!

I noticed the other day, he has a wedding ring. I thought "Dang, he's married!"

Then I realized "Hey, so am I!!!"
 
Well, that's why they call them fantasies, bub. Cuz you know you can't have him...

Unless of course he's an old school Mormon and believes in polygamy. In that case..SIGN ME UP! Hooyah! :rotfl:

TOV
 
My brother looks like Alton Brown but he's married too...sorry ladies lol.
 
Heheh... wouldn't that be funny? Alas, no.

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I've always carried a torch for AB--he's smart, funny as hell, and can cook. What woman doesn't dream about that??
 
zagafi said:
I've always carried a torch for AB--he's smart, funny as hell, and can cook. What woman doesn't dream about that??

Don't forget he has a REALLY BIG....

income.
 
This thread is cracking me up! :rotfl:
I also :love: Alton Brown!

His wife and daughter are so cute!! I wonder why he doesn't have them on his show. Is that his real sister and nephew that are on several episodes? They do look like him.

Should we start an Alton Brown fan club? :teeth:
 
His wife produces the series. His daughter has appear in an episode, I believe, as has his grandmother, but Marsha is not his real sister, nor his real nephew.
 
I love the one where his grandma (ma -mae) comes on the show and makes biscuits with him while he makes some as well. Kind of a "dueling biscuits" show.
I am a GA girl with fond memories of grandmas biscuits.
 
I also like the sandwich episode where his fake sister and nephew are on.
 
I think my 6 year old should count his blessings that only 2 episodes of Good Eats appeared before he was born. I joked for a while afterwards that I would have named him Alton. (psst, he's my foodie-he loves to cook)

Hit #32 on www.goodeatsfanpage.com - Mike Menninger's homage to all things Alton! There's a yahoo group that I used to be heavily involved in, but don't have the time to keep up anymore. I can send the link to anyone who wants it.

Alton appears in the brand new food network cookbook. My DH coveted the copy I bought for a friend, lol. I guess I need to go back to costco for it.

Suzanne
 
I'm a big Alton Brown fan, too! He's adorable! His show is so informative and entertaining that even DH & DD like it. I was buying some metal cookie cutters earlier this month and DD told me, "Alton Brown never uses metal cookie cutters!"
 
I thought my friend and I were the only ones with this dirty little secret -- I tivo all the episodes and no one is allowed to delete until they are safely on tape --- they are all kept together in the back of my closet -- like cooking porn... :blush:

Sorry -- was that TMI??
 
Cooking porn? :rotfl2:
Now that's a phrase I'm sure could find it's way into popular usage, like yadda yadda yadda and bling bling!

TOV
 


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