UG mentions new country for EPCOT

[Michael623]

Seriously, you use your first post to resurrect a thread from 4.5 years ago?

 

[nytimez]

 

[iteachlit]

In an earlier post, someone mentioned Brazil as a possible WS country. I, for one, would be in favor of that choice.

If it happens, I am going to mobilize 300 U.S. citizens. We will meet in front of Spaceship Earth. Carrying a tall flag, I will lead them through the park and around World Showcase.

Clapping loudly and singing "Yankee Doodle Dandy," we will roll up our matching shirts and our shorty-short waistbands, distracting guests with our flabby, pale American bodies.

When we arrive at the Brazil pavilion, we will head to its attraction, a thrilling boat ride through the history of waxing. My blaze orange flag will guide the throng of 300 past all of the guests waiting in the standby line.

Because we do not understand English, the guests will tolerate this behavior. They may complain, but the CMs know how much money my group is spending. They can tell, because each of us is clutching his own Duffy the Disney Bear, dressed in his Brazilian monokini.

I look forward to welcoming a new country to Epcot's World Showcase.

 

[Jason71]

Seriously, you use your first post to resurrect a thread from 4.5 years ago?

I was so psyched that "Another Voice" had returned from the wilderness...then I looked at the date.