Two HotT College Chicks and a Cowboy Take on the World

[WheatThins]

Perhaps next time I will have you proofread my installment before I post it.


Besides, I adhere to NO rules. EsPeCiAlLy rulz of grammar.

OH GREAT SPELLUN KING CAN YOU EXPLAIN THE NEW SPELLING OF MISPELLED IN YOUR REPLY. I'M SURE IT WAS NOT A SPELLING ERROR.

I said I LIKED your report AND picture. I was merely attempting to point out SOME of it's deficiencies as an aid. But really, it is a great report. Thanks for sharing. Why so sensitive BBN?

I have NO idea what 1 - 4 - 3 means. Some sort of hidden code I suppose. Frankly, I don't care for that type of thing as it leads to divisiveness. It is both calculated and mean spirited to post things with hidden meanings AND I will not be a party to it. I also won't talk about where Hillary Clinton's husband is should someone call her home at 3 am. Just like John McCain. I for one, like a voice in the wilderness here, take the HIGH road.

Wheat Thins

 

[babynurse1]

I said I LIKED your report AND picture. I was merely attempting to point out SOME of it's deficiencies as an aid. But really, it is a great report. Thanks for sharing. Why so sensitive BBN?

I have NO idea what 1 - 4 - 3 means. Some sort of hidden code I suppose. Frankly, I don't care for that type of thing as it leads to divisiveness. It is both calculated and mean spirited to post things with hidden meanings AND I will not be a party to it. I also won't talk about where Hillary Clinton's husband is should someone call her home at 3 am. Just like John McCain. I for one, like a voice in the wilderness here, take the HIGH road.

Wheat Thins

I shore am glad you aren't part of any mean spiritedness or divisiveness.

HIGH road. HIGH horse. Same diff.

 

[UtahMama]

I know...

1-4-3 is a Cryptic way of saying: I love you.
Used by Mr. Fred Rogers on his children's show.

Very, very different from 1-3-8. Or 7-9-2, for that matter.

 

[babynurse1]

I know...

1-4-3 is a Cryptic way of saying: I love you.
Used by Mr. Fred Rogers on his children's show.

Very, very different from 1-3-8. Or 7-9-2, for that matter.

Yeah but who can top 1-3-0? only a 2-1-9, imho.

 

[UtahMama]

WT, you forgot to add "1-4-3" at the end of this scathing commentary. It's da rule, y'know.



BBN, since I LYLABBNCG, I thought I'd offer the following to your loyal TR fans:

Pancreas

Oooh oooh oooh ee-oooh oooh oooh
Ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh-oooh oooh
Oooooh

I'm always thinkin' 'bout it
I don't know what I'd do without it
I love, I really love
My pancreas

My spleen just doesn't matter
Don't really care about my bladder
But I don't leave home without
My pancreas

My pancreas is always
There for me
Ahh-oooh

Secreting those enzymes (bap bap bap)
Secreting those hormones too
Metabolizing carbohydrates
Just for me

Ba-ba ba ba-ba ba ba ba-ba ba ba
My pancreas
Ba-ba ba ba-ba ba ba ba-ba ba
My pancreas
Ba-ba ba ba-ba ba ba ba-ba ba ba
My pancreas
Ba-ba ba ba-ba ba ba ba-ba ba
My pancreas

Ba-ba ba ba-ba ba ba ba-ba ba ba
My pancreas
Ba-ba ba ba-ba ba ba ba-ba ba
My pancreas
Ooooooh

My pancreas attracts every other
Pancreas in the universe
With a force proportional
To the product of their masses
And inversely proportional
To the distance between them

Woo woo woo woo

Don'tcha you know you gotta
Flow, flow, flow, pancreatic juice
Flow, flow, into the deuodenum

Won'tcha
Flow, flow, flow, pancreatic juice
Flow, flow, into the deuodenum

Insulin, glucagon
(Won'tcha flow, flow, flow, pancreatic juice)
Comin' from the islets of Langerhans...
(Flow flow, into the deuodenum)

Insulin, glucagon
(Won'tcha flow flow flow, pancreatic juice)
Comin' from the islets of Langerhans...
(Flow flow, into the deuodenum)

Lipase, amylase, and tripsin
(Insulin, glucagon)
(Won'tcha flow, flow flow, pancreatic juice)
They gonna help with our digestion
(Comin' from the islets of Langerhans...)
(Flow flow, into the deuodenium)

Lipase, amylase, and tripsin
(Insulin, glucagon)
(Won'tcha flow flow flow, pancreatic juice)
They gonna help with our digestion
(Comin' from the islets of Langerhans...)
(Flow flow, into the deuodenum)

Can't you see I love my pancreas
{Lipase, amylase, and tripsin}
(Insulin, glucagon)
(Won'tcha flow flow flow, pancreatic juice)
Golly-gee I love my pancreas
{They gonna help with our digestion}
(Comin' from the islets of Langerhans...)
(Flow flow, into the deuodenum)

Can't you see I love my pancreas
{Lipase, amylase, and tripsin}
(Insulin, glucagon)
(Won'tcha flow flow flow, pancreatic juice)
Golly-gee I love my pancreas
{They gonna help with our digestion}
(Comin' from the islets of Langerhans...)
(Flow flow, into the deuodenum)

Can't you see I love my pancreas
{Lipase, amylase, and tripsin}
(Insulin, glucagon)
(Won'tcha flow flow flow, pancreatic juice)
Golly-gee I love my pancreas
{They gonna help with our digestion}
(Comin' from the islets of Langerhans...)
(Flow flow, into the deuodenum)

Can't you see I love my pancreas


You're welcome.

Did you learn that on Happy Days when Potsie was taking that anatomy class? Oh no, wait, on Veggie Tales?

 

[WheatThins]

WT- I think it is time to admit intelectual defeat.

BBN- Nice report. I didn't find any incoherrentness at ALL. Maybe the next installment could have a nice song or two about the pancreas?

Go ahead Twinkee, admit it. But don't feel bad about it. People much smarter than you have conceded the same to me. Really, it should not be a source of shame. I respect your honesty.

Wheat Thins

 

[UtahMama]

Last edited by babynurse1 : Today at 01:15 PM. Reason: are you saying you should know or you do know? ALL ARE WELCOME ON THIS TRAINWRECK OF A TR. Misery loves company, ya know.

No, I just made that up.

I was HELPING you. Go RIGHT, Baby Nurse!! See?

S'not a trainwreck! This is the best TR out there right now.

 

[WheatThins]

 

[RobInBigKC]

Ok, for such an easy shot, I'm not sure why this happened BUT this post literally made me laugh out loud. Great pic WT!

I said I LIKED your report AND picture. I was merely attempting to point out SOME of it's deficiencies as an aid. But really, it is a great report. Thanks for sharing. Why so sensitive BBN?

WT: Just as an aid, for the sole purpose of helping you be a better writer in the future, I would just like to bring to your attention that you used the wrong form of "its".

-- Rob

 

[RobInBigKC]

I also won't talk about where Hillary Clinton's husband is should someone call her home at 3 am. Just like John McCain. I for one, like a voice in the wilderness here, take the HIGH road.

(Ok, maybe not at 3am -- looks more like a daytime scene.)

-- Rob

 

[babynurse1]

Ok, for such an easy shot, I'm not sure why this happened BUT this post literally made me laugh out loud. Great pic WT!

-- Rob

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

Excuse me? Trying to READ a TR here! Can we not keep the chatter to a minimum? Sheesh, y'all are a bunch of hooligans!

1. *NOTE* Look how fast the next installment was posted when we weren't waiting for SOMEBODY!

2. I love to sing and I love people who can sing, and I love people who can't carry a tune in a bucket, but sing anyway. Just sing, got it?

3. I find out later from a couple of actual castmembers that appearing busy is the number one requirement for the job.

4. But I'm just a silly sports loving chick, what do I know?

1. *NOTE* SOMEBODY was at work and will be back to return this TR to it's normal snails pace asap! Better?

2. You do realize you could live to regret that statement, right?

3. If only you knew someone who worked at Disney they would totally tell you that is not the case. We actually ARE busy at ALL times. Busy trying to find new ways to text while on stage.

4. Again, I ask you, is this a rhetorical question or do I really answer it?

Goog job, I really enjoyed it, you're amazing, blah blah blah!

 

[LBelle]

I will skip this part and head into some embarrassing territory.

Ooooh goody!!!

I came back just in time!!!

 

[babynurse1]

1. Excuse me.

2. Sheesh, y'all are a bunch of hooligans!


3. Goog job, I really enjoyed it, you're amazing, blah blah blah!

1. You are excused, but try to keep those non lady-like bodily functions to yourself.

2. Hooligan is as hooligan does. (who hates that smiley?)

3. That did NOT sound sincere, AND, AND, AND you were supposed to be proclaiming my freaking genius status to the world after I answered ALL of your trivia questions without batting an eye. Dont make me break out the Rahab texts, cuz I saved them.

Ooooh goody!!!

I came back just in time!!!

How's this for a cliffhanger? An embarrassing photo AND an embarrassing story all in one installment. It will be done soonishly. Maybe tomorrow. Maybe next week. Again I say, prepare to be wow'd.

 

[UtahMama]

 

[babynurse1]

Query: Does a popcorn smiley from a TR Guru counterbalance the kiss of death previously given by a smartastarstar lawyer with an acerbic tongue? Have I been resurrected from the jaws of death?

YeeHaw. This calls for a dancing banana. or two.

 

[RobInBigKC]

Query: Does a popcorn smiley from a TR Guru counterbalance the kiss of death previously given by a smartastarstar lawyer with an acerbic tongue? Have I been resurrected from the jaws of death?

YeeHaw. This calls for a dancing banana. or two.

OR, OR, OR, she's just waiting for a REAL post!

-- Rob

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

1
1. Hooligan is as hooligan does. (who hates that smiley?)

2. That did NOT sound sincere, AND, AND, AND you were supposed to be proclaiming my freaking genius status to the world after I answered ALL of your trivia questions without batting an eye. Dont make me break out the Rahab texts, cuz I saved them.

1. I am the one who hates that smiley and you know that full well. Brat.

2. Under the guise of "helping a patient breastfeed" I think you were really googling the answer or texting the Bible trivia guru, RonStoppable. No freakin genius status will therefore be proclaimed.

 

[LBelle]

4 days and counting.

 

[babynurse1]

Under the guise of "helping a patient breastfeed" I think you were really googling the answer or texting the Bible trivia guru, RonStoppable. No freakin genius status will therefore be proclaimed.

I WAS HELPING A PATIENT BREASTFEED. It's in my freakin' job description. duh.

PLUS, I did not text RS. I know lots of stuff. HARUMPH!!!!!!

I saved the text. You WILL proclaim my genius status or else.


Lis: Maybe tomorrow there will be an update. for reals. I'm trying!